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Well you would look like that too, if you saw Sean O'Haire's rotting corpse above you. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/26.jpg Shawn: Matt's ass IS nice and firm. |
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Holy shit it's Harvey Fierstein! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/04.jpg This is the exact moment when Vince McMahon reconsidered Triple H's contract. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/24.jpg Edge: Comically oversized band aids totally reek of awesomeness! |
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And you thought david arquette was a bad champion And heres the proof that vince mcmahon had too many prunes for lunch http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/02.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/04.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/05.jpg Many wrestlers in the back all said the same thing....Hell it's better than triple h http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/17.jpg Trish finally returns and it's THAT time of the month http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/18.jpg Cade: Hey murdoch that green dude there is a homo Murdoch: Gotta find sumphin to kill fer dinner http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/19.jpg Cena: Hey jr how ya doing http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/21.jpg Big show prepares to throw edge into mae youngs ass http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/23.jpg Matt and edge picked the wrong time to start showing affection for each other http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/26.jpg HBK: Matts been a bad boy he deserves a spanking |
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Bischoff: Hey guys! Look what I found in a TNA trash barrel...! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/02.jpg HHH [God-voice]: Vince! I own you!! Vince: No! Not now, dammit! Please! I won't fail you again!!! PLLEEEEEAAAAASEE!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/03.jpg Vince: Don't make me! I will jam my thumb up Kurt's giant-headed nose, I SWEAR! Eric: Oooohhh, ssssnap!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/04.jpg Bischoff: It didn't smell THAT bad...did it, Mr. McMahon? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/05.jpg "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE VINCE, AND HOW YOU MONOPOLIZE IT!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/06.jpg Ref: Whoa! Where do *I* get myself a Flair surfboard?? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/07.jpg And this chart here shows the evolution of Gimmick, from lowly referee to semi-erect Flair Erectus, to today's Carly Sapiens. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/08.jpg Flair: Dammit...I know this one...it's...left foot up, right foot over, then...er...DAMMIT! Ref: Pssst! Ric! Turn around and pick up the left foot! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/09.jpg Flair: No! I'm not letting go of your foot until you tell me what you did to the TitanTron! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/10.jpg Ref: Ric, I found this in the toilet. Flair: SPACE MOUNTAIN VIAGRA WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Ref: Please, just take it, it's really heavy... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/11.jpg HHH: Somebody tell Ric that his crucifix is lopsided. Everything must be PERFECT for my return next month! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/12.jpg Ashley: That guy up there? He's the HOMO! Hee hee! Trish: Moron. There's nobody UP there! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/13.jpg Torrie: Ha ha! I gotcher boob! Victoria: Man...that's skill! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/14.jpg And here we see Torrie and Ashley sitting atop the women's glass ceiling, which is a tad bit lower than the regular glass ceiling, since only Trish can fit below it. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/15.jpg Candice: Why...won't...this...wig...come...OFF!?!?!? Ashley: I'm not a man!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/16.jpg Ref: Trish! Trish, you all right? Okay then, she won't noice if I do this... [SNAP!] Candice: Ow, did you just snap her bra strap? Torrie: Okay, I'll just be over here... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/17.jpg Trish Stratus, graduate of the Edge Angry Face Home Course. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/18.jpg Cade: That guy right therrre? He's the ho-mo!! Murdoch: Where...WHERE? I 'on't see no queers! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/19.jpg This is the LAST time Cena shows off his JBL/Nazi impression. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/20.jpg Edge: Hey, Shawn, why are you just resting on the ro— HBK: BACK OFF!!! [KICK] http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/21.jpg Show: You're going to Mid-Card Hell! NOW! Edge: Mommy!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/22.jpg Show: Hey, look what I found! I don't want him. Take him! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/23.jpg Edge takes a pointer from Lita and botches a spear. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/24.jpg In the ultimate swerve to this whole love tri-angle, Edge confesses his undying love for Matt through the ANGRYFACEAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/25.jpg JR: There is a record attendance record to tonight's house show, King! King: But...this is RAW...and we're live... JR: TO A JAM-PACKED CROWD OF 27 BAHGAWD RECORD BBQ ATTENDANCE PEANUT BUTTER BROKEN IN HALF!!!!! King: Umm...puppies? JR: Government mule! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/26.jpg Shawn Michaels leads the ugliest orgy...EVER!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/27.jpg HHH: Dance, my little puppets..DANCE! Stephanie: Hey, why does Shawn get to be on top? HHH: Who do you think held them all down while I attached the puppet strings to them? Stephanie: The ref, too? HHH: No, he's just lonely and wants to play along. |
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A look into Vince McMahon's head Part 1: How he thinks of himself http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/22.jpg A look into Vince McMahon's head Part 2: Vince's 'Oversized Hoss main eventers feeding small fan favorite mid carders to each other' fantasy |
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Cena: Stop the bus!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/12.jpg Trish: Have you considered a new outfit? |
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This is usually the last thing you see before a wrestling company goes bankrupt. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/02.jpg Vince: Who put those damn windows up?! Angle: I did, Mr. McMahon! You like them? Vince: I'M A VAMPIRE, YOU DUMBASS!! **hiss!** http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/03.jpg During promos, Kurt couldn't help but start singing a solo. This week it was the Top Gun soundtrack. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/04.jpg Bischoff: ....I.. that is not what I did ..to Ted Turner... um... :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/05.jpg SPOILER: HHH wins. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/06.jpg THE PPPPOOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCEEEE !!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/07.jpg Carlito: Drinking too much apple juice... NOT COOL. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/10.jpg Ref: HERE FLAIR... THIS IS A BEEELLLT.... YOU.. PUT IT ON.... A BEEEEELLT. Flair: WOO? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/12.jpg Ashley: Hey, everybody! You all are great! Trish: ....bitch. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/15.jpg Candice: I told you gum in your hair was a bad thing. Trish: I regret NOTHING! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/16.jpg The new Team Pink were a heartless bunch. First, they attack other girls and then let some guy poke them for a while. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/20.jpg Liu Kang: That Heartbreak jerk took my damn move! WHHAAAANNG!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/22.jpg Hardy: I know I said I will not die, but not tha-- Show: Sorry, to Velocity Hell you go. Hardy: NOOOOOOOO !!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/25.jpg Edge: So what did the five fingers saying to the face? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/26.jpg HBK: You call this a sexy party??! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1097540/27.jpg Everybody: IT'S FUN TO STAY IN THE Y.M.C... **end** |
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Here we see the HBK, Matt, The Show, Edge, and Cena play wrestling. Needless to say Edge got stuck playing midcarder, Matt got to play HBK, and if you can't tell by the whole "holding other people down" pose HBK gets to play HHH. |
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