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King K Cool
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RAW Captions 19/9/05
Well, I'm eventually getting to do the Captions this time.
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King K Cool
Posts: 28,472
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![]() Well you would look like that too, if you saw Sean O'Haire's rotting corpse above you. ![]() Shawn: Matt's ass IS nice and firm. |
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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![]() Holy shit it's Harvey Fierstein! ![]() This is the exact moment when Vince McMahon reconsidered Triple H's contract. ![]() Edge: Comically oversized band aids totally reek of awesomeness! |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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![]() And you thought david arquette was a bad champion And heres the proof that vince mcmahon had too many prunes for lunch ![]() ![]() ![]() Many wrestlers in the back all said the same thing....Hell it's better than triple h ![]() Trish finally returns and it's THAT time of the month ![]() Cade: Hey murdoch that green dude there is a homo Murdoch: Gotta find sumphin to kill fer dinner ![]() Cena: Hey jr how ya doing ![]() Big show prepares to throw edge into mae youngs ass ![]() Matt and edge picked the wrong time to start showing affection for each other ![]() HBK: Matts been a bad boy he deserves a spanking |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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![]() Bischoff: Hey guys! Look what I found in a TNA trash barrel...! ![]() HHH [God-voice]: Vince! I own you!! Vince: No! Not now, dammit! Please! I won't fail you again!!! PLLEEEEEAAAAASEE!!! ![]() Vince: Don't make me! I will jam my thumb up Kurt's giant-headed nose, I SWEAR! Eric: Oooohhh, ssssnap!! ![]() Bischoff: It didn't smell THAT bad...did it, Mr. McMahon? ![]() "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE VINCE, AND HOW YOU MONOPOLIZE IT!!!" ![]() Ref: Whoa! Where do *I* get myself a Flair surfboard?? ![]() And this chart here shows the evolution of Gimmick, from lowly referee to semi-erect Flair Erectus, to today's Carly Sapiens. ![]() Flair: Dammit...I know this one...it's...left foot up, right foot over, then...er...DAMMIT! Ref: Pssst! Ric! Turn around and pick up the left foot! ![]() Flair: No! I'm not letting go of your foot until you tell me what you did to the TitanTron! ![]() Ref: Ric, I found this in the toilet. Flair: SPACE MOUNTAIN VIAGRA WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Ref: Please, just take it, it's really heavy... ![]() HHH: Somebody tell Ric that his crucifix is lopsided. Everything must be PERFECT for my return next month! ![]() Ashley: That guy up there? He's the HOMO! Hee hee! Trish: Moron. There's nobody UP there! ![]() Torrie: Ha ha! I gotcher boob! Victoria: Man...that's skill! ![]() And here we see Torrie and Ashley sitting atop the women's glass ceiling, which is a tad bit lower than the regular glass ceiling, since only Trish can fit below it. ![]() Candice: Why...won't...this...wig...come...OFF!?!?!? Ashley: I'm not a man!! ![]() Ref: Trish! Trish, you all right? Okay then, she won't noice if I do this... [SNAP!] Candice: Ow, did you just snap her bra strap? Torrie: Okay, I'll just be over here... ![]() Trish Stratus, graduate of the Edge Angry Face Home Course. ![]() Cade: That guy right therrre? He's the ho-mo!! Murdoch: Where...WHERE? I 'on't see no queers! ![]() This is the LAST time Cena shows off his JBL/Nazi impression. ![]() Edge: Hey, Shawn, why are you just resting on the ro— HBK: BACK OFF!!! [KICK] ![]() Show: You're going to Mid-Card Hell! NOW! Edge: Mommy!! ![]() Show: Hey, look what I found! I don't want him. Take him! ![]() Edge takes a pointer from Lita and botches a spear. ![]() In the ultimate swerve to this whole love tri-angle, Edge confesses his undying love for Matt through the ANGRYFACEAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!!! ![]() JR: There is a record attendance record to tonight's house show, King! King: But...this is RAW...and we're live... JR: TO A JAM-PACKED CROWD OF 27 BAHGAWD RECORD BBQ ATTENDANCE PEANUT BUTTER BROKEN IN HALF!!!!! King: Umm...puppies? JR: Government mule! ![]() Shawn Michaels leads the ugliest orgy...EVER!! ![]() HHH: Dance, my little puppets..DANCE! Stephanie: Hey, why does Shawn get to be on top? HHH: Who do you think held them all down while I attached the puppet strings to them? Stephanie: The ref, too? HHH: No, he's just lonely and wants to play along. |
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![]() A look into Vince McMahon's head Part 1: How he thinks of himself ![]() A look into Vince McMahon's head Part 2: Vince's 'Oversized Hoss main eventers feeding small fan favorite mid carders to each other' fantasy |
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#7 |
Don't be hatin' bitch!
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![]() Cena: Stop the bus!! ![]() Trish: Have you considered a new outfit? |
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EL MERO MERO!
Posts: 4,259
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![]() This is usually the last thing you see before a wrestling company goes bankrupt. ![]() Vince: Who put those damn windows up?! Angle: I did, Mr. McMahon! You like them? Vince: I'M A VAMPIRE, YOU DUMBASS!! **hiss!** ![]() During promos, Kurt couldn't help but start singing a solo. This week it was the Top Gun soundtrack. ![]() Bischoff: ....I.. that is not what I did ..to Ted Turner... um... ![]() ![]() SPOILER: HHH wins. ![]() THE PPPPOOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCEEEE !!!! ![]() Carlito: Drinking too much apple juice... NOT COOL. ![]() Ref: HERE FLAIR... THIS IS A BEEELLLT.... YOU.. PUT IT ON.... A BEEEEELLT. Flair: WOO? ![]() Ashley: Hey, everybody! You all are great! Trish: ....bitch. ![]() Candice: I told you gum in your hair was a bad thing. Trish: I regret NOTHING! ![]() The new Team Pink were a heartless bunch. First, they attack other girls and then let some guy poke them for a while. ![]() Liu Kang: That Heartbreak jerk took my damn move! WHHAAAANNG!! ![]() Hardy: I know I said I will not die, but not tha-- Show: Sorry, to Velocity Hell you go. Hardy: NOOOOOOOO !!! ![]() Edge: So what did the five fingers saying to the face? ![]() HBK: You call this a sexy party??! ![]() Everybody: IT'S FUN TO STAY IN THE Y.M.C... **end** |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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![]() Here we see the HBK, Matt, The Show, Edge, and Cena play wrestling. Needless to say Edge got stuck playing midcarder, Matt got to play HBK, and if you can't tell by the whole "holding other people down" pose HBK gets to play HHH. |
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