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Shawn: So I says to myself..FUCK Vince McMahon, that's why TNA got our network. Kurt(thinking): hm..I wonder if he knows Vince is behind us.. Vince(thinking): hm..I wonder if Shawn knows that he'll be jobbing to Masters, Conway, and the Heartthrobs next week on Heat? |
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<b>Kurt:</b> I don’t get it Vince. I like the idea that you’re getting Chief J Strongbow and Harley Race on for Raw’s homecoming show, but shouldn’t you be more focused on guys like Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Randy Savage and Bryan Adams that were actually on Raw? Why Vince, why? <b>Vince:</b> Because I sign your goddamn paycheck. <b>Kurt:</b> :shifty: Good move Mr. McMahon! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/02.jpg> Vince and Shawn look on in horror as they realize that Kurt found Rhyno’s lip balm. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/03.jpg> <b>Kurt:</b> Yo, lay down a phat beat for me… yea, das right… Yo! My name is Kurt, Olympic gold medals! I’ll step on you foo’s like ya’ll were bicycle pedals! When I come to town I’m breakin’ it down, ain’t playin’ around, This King of the Ring has been more than crowned! Like the evolution shirts I’ve been paid laid and made, and next week on Raw HBK is gonna be DOA’ed! <b>Vince:</b> We really need a rapper on the Raw Roster! This stuff is GOLD! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/04.jpg> <b>HBK:</b> Well, technically speaking we already have a rapper on Raw… Cena. <b>Vince:</b> Cena vs Kurt in an iron man freestyle rap off… By God I’m a genius… Somebody get me a Victory Twinke! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/05.jpg> <b>HBK:</b> Kiss me, you fool! <b>Kurt:</b> You’re a homo! <b>HBK:</b> You didn’t say anything about that last night. <b>Kurt:</b> Hey, I was on top, it wasn’t gay. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/06.jpg> RANDOM PAC MAN! BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/07.jpg> <I>*At the <strike>Dudley’s</strike> Deadly’s house…*</I> <b>Devon:</b> Hey Ray, look, a table! <b>Ray:</b> Don’t say that! Are you trying to get us sued! <b>Devon:</b> Come on, they can’t sue us for using the word “table” in our own house. <b>WWE Legal Team:</b> Actually, we can. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/08.jpg> <b>Ref:</b> Finally…. The Ref…. HAS COME BACK…. To this ring! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/09.jpg> The idea of the dual bulimics to shoot some life into the tag team division was just as successful as the band-aid crew and The Heart Throbs. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/10.jpg> <b>Cena:</b> What’s that fisty? Do the job to Eric next week? I guess a talking fist can’t be wrong. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/11.jpg> Taking lessons from Triple H and Booker T, HBK no sells falling off the top through a table just to get up a do a spin-a-ronie. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/12.jpg> And now we see how the WWE gets it’s titles… they’re crapped out of half-credible champions. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/13.jpg> <b>Eric:</b> I can’t wait until I win this title. I’ll take away all this “bling” and “spinner” crap and replace it with signs of a true champion… Unicorns, rainbows, ribbons, and tinsel! My title will go down in history as the greatest title of all time selling more replica belts than any other title! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/14.jpg> <b>Eric:</b> Property of Triple H… but he never held this belt… <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/15.jpg> Lita botches booking HLA. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/16.jpg> (insert random Steven Richards joke here) <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/17.jpg> <b>JR:</b> BAHGAWDSTUNNER BBQ SAUCE!!!!!! OH THE INTENSITY! BAH GAWD SOMETHIN’S GONNA BLOW!!! <b>King:</b> Puppies! <b>Coach:</b> That’s right JR, these women wrestlers are just as tough and intense as the men. <b>JR:</b> NO BAHGAWD ROCK BOTTM! THIS BLADDER ISN’T MADE OF CHILLI!!! BATHROOM BREAK! <b>King:</b> Puppies! <b>Coach:</b> …what the hell, everyone at home is using it for a bathroom break… Hey King, want a soda or something? <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/18.jpg> And somewhere in Mexico there’s a hell of a lot of drunken lunchadors laughing at them. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/19.jpg> <b>Vince:</b> Extreme Acrobats! Unlike the body building thing and the XFL it’ll work! Vince, you are a fucking genius! I think I’ve earned yet another victory twinkie! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/20.jpg> <b>Candice:</b>YOU JUST GOT BEAT UP! <b>Ashley:</b>Chill out... What cha yellin' for? <b>Candice:</b> Oh great, an Avrilish punker… <b>Ashley:</b>Lay back... It's all been done before. <b>Candice:</b> Shut up, that song is so annoying! <b>Ashley:</b> And if only you could let it be you will see… uhhh… <b>Candice</b>… So it’s true…. You are a poser! <b>Ashley:</b> <i>*sniff*</i> It's true!!! <i>*cries*</i> I'm a poser!!!! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/21.jpg> <b>Ashley:</b> I’m more than just a poser with my punk look… <b>Candice:</b> What do you mean by that and why do you have a roll of quarters in your pocket? <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/22.jpg> As if the entire world hasn’t seen this before… <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/23.jpg> Thing is calling Ashley a homo, and Ashley botches being offended. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/24.jpg> Candice finally gives up… She’ll never know the meaning of life, how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, and why did Vince fire Charlie Hass… Some questions simply have no answer. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/25.jpg> <b>JR:</b> Bahgawd, that bathroom break will go down in Raw history as one of the most brutal in Raw history! The carnage was left everywhere but in the ring. <b>Coach:</b> Okay, I’m back. King, get up and help me with these sodas. <b>King:</b> I can’t get up… <b>Coach:</b> Why not? <b>King:</b> It’s…. errr… the ending of that match….. I’m sorta…. <b>JR:</b> BAHGAWD PENIS! ROCK HARD BOTTOM! HE HAS A VILE ERECTION FROM HELL!!!!! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/26.jpg> Do you have any idea how messed up president Bush is? His approval ratings are falling at a record rate, he under funded his “no child left behind” program, he lost Osoma a number of times, and he’s pouring tax dollars into helping out other countries when our country needs it. He’s not a good person overall and— <b>Divas:</b> SHUT UP! WE WATCH FOX NEWS AND YOU’RE WRONG! FOX NEWS SAID SO, YOU LIBERAL DO-DO HEAD! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/27.jpg> Is it me or does that microphone in her hand look somewhat… phallic? <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/28.jpg> <b>Edge:</b> Lita… Why do you have a pad on your neck? <b>Lita:</b> It’s that time of the month. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/29.jpg> <b>Edge:</b> You are a useless person… <b>Matt:</b> I am a useless person… <b>Edge:</b> Yes! I’m a real Jedi now! Jedi mind tricks totally rule! <b>Matt:</b> Mind tricks? <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/30.jpg> <b>Matt:</b> What are you doing up there anyways? <b>Edge:</b> I told Sean I’d meet him up for coffee. <b>Lita:</b> Meet up? Gee, and they say I bawtch stfuf. <b>Matt:</b> Who’s Sean? <b>Edge</b> :| <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/31.jpg> And who says white boys can’t dance? <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/32.jpg> <b>Lita:</b> Ohmigosh! It’s just like that one dream where I show up to work naked only I’m not naked and even if was I have this change of clothing in the brief case and the dancing monkey isn’t flinging poo at me! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/33.jpg> <b>Matt:</b> I will not FRY! <b>Edge:</b> Will not fry? Don’t you mean die? <b>Matt:</b> No, fry. After I do the job to you next week at Homecoming I have a job lined up at McDonalds but I don’t know how to use the deep fryer. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/34.jpg> <b>Snitsky:</b> It’s time to take out the trash! <b>Vince:</b> Now hold on just a damn minute! …There is a cruiserweight in there, right? <b>Snitsky:</b> Yes. <b>Vince:</b> Carry on. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/35.jpg> I don’t care how upset he looks. When The Show is out of cookie dough do NOT try to give him a hug. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/36.jpg> With his… one of a kind rendition of “Mark Henry was a Steel Driving Man” Ric Flair was cut from American Idol. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/37.jpg> <b>Shelton:</b> Kanye West is right! Bush does hate black people! And you voted for him! <b>Kerwin:</b> Well duh, I’m white! And just because your people have the lowest voting demographic— <I>*Seconds later EMTS rushed down to the ring to surgically pull Kerwin’s head out of his ass before he suffocated*</I> <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/38.jpg> <b>Nick:</b> Damn it, my stash was in here! <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/39.jpg> <b>HBK:</b> …Hold on… Is he destroying some HBK merchandise? He’s destroying a stuffed HBK lion! HE NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON! <b>Hunter:</b> Fine Shawn, I’ll lower the glass ceiling on him. <img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/40.jpg> “Whadya mean they’re just foil covered chocolate bars!?!?!?” |
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<b>Kurt:</b> YOU LITTLE COCK SUCKER I'LL KILL YOU!!! I WILL DO YOUR MOM IN FRONT OF YOU AND THEN KILL HER!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! <b>Vince:</b> Wow... uhhh... I'll rethink pushing Masters..... <i>*credit where credit is due- Kurt's quote in that caption came from a flash cartoon*</i><br> http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/249561 |
Hey RoadWarriorsLOD.
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Angle: I like your eyes... Vince: Good, good. Keep going, I just might give you a title shot again... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/02.jpg Vince was NOT amused by Kurt's fart noises. Shawn, however... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/03.jpg Angle: That a boy, Stevie, goood boy... Richards: :wtf: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/04.jpg Shawn: If I'm not mistaken, your boobs are right abooouuut... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/05.jpg Angle: I like your smile... HBK: Oh, you've found it? I thought I lost it! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/06.jpg Cena: THE RANDOM PAC-MAN...IS...HEEERRRRRRRRRREE!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/07.jpg Man, I've heard of having wood, but Masters has just wowed the entire audience... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/08.jpg Ref: What the... Is that Sean O'Haire? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/09.jpg Cena and Michaels react after seeing "One Night In Chyna" play on the Titantron. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/10.jpg Bischoff, out of pure boredom, plays the part of Cena's penis. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/11.jpg Angle: Heeeeyyyy!! I was gonna set up a buffet there!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/12.jpg Bischoff: Hey guys, look what I found in the trash! Cena: Eeeeeeeeehhh!! You said that LAST week! Bischoff: Me want spinny belt! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/13.jpg Bischoff: No! You can't have it! :'( It's mine!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/14.jpg Bischoff: :'( [sniffle] Trusty WWE title...you've been good to me these past few seconds. We've made one hell of a tag team. But now, I'm going home! I'm going to th_______________ork! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/15.jpg Trish and Ashley are STILL trying to tell themselves apart on the Titantron... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/16.jpg Ashley: Hey! That's MY cashmere sweater! You bitch! Candice: Go ahead, have it! Please! Just don't kill me! Ashley: What? Candice: Take what you want! Just please don't hurt me! Ashley: What, I'm not... you think I'm a mugger? Candice: Whatever you say! :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/17.jpg Seriously, this is a kick-ass move that I hope is in SVR 2006. ;) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/18.jpg Victoria: Peek-a-boo! Can't see me! Trish: Let go of my legs! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/19.jpg Trish nearly kills herself when she jumps too close to the glass ceiling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/20.jpg Candice: Yo yo, WEERRD!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/21.jpg Ashley: Thaaaaat's right...aaawwww yeeeeaahhh... Candice: Glug... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/22.jpg Trish: Ooh! That fan over there isn't looking! He's the homo!! Ashley: Guy? What guy? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/25.jpg Trish: THIS girl really needs to bathe! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/26.jpg Torrie: I got her left tit! Victoria: No, *I* do! Candice: Ladies, there's plenty of tit to go around! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/27.jpg Candice: Oooookay, you can stop grabbing now... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/28.jpg Edge makes sure the coast is clear and hopes that Lita doesn't botch NOT pushing the ladder while he's up there... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/29.jpg Edge: I cast Lvl 2. Wizard's Spell on you, Matt Hardy! Hardy: Nooooo!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/30.jpg Edge: I am the king of the ring! Get it? Hah! Lita: Okay, screw this, I'm outta here... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/31.jpg Edge picked the strangest time to start dancing. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/32.jpg Lita: You mean...this really isn't a case with briefs in it? Then where's my underwear?? :?: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/33.jpg Dean Malenko makes his stunning debut and looks over a defeated Edge. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/34.jpg Hey, even a Big Show needs a Big Newsletter to read. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/35.jpg Big Show tries his hand at a new gimmick, one that has succeeded brilliantly in the past: that of a wrestling plumber. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/36.jpg Flair: Whoever put this sledgehammer on my bench when I sat down it...it was NOT FUNNY!!! WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/37.jpg Nick Nemeth cups one of Stevie Richards' balls while Shelton and Kerwin look on... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/38.jpg Eugene: No!!! My teddy bear lost his smile!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/39.jpg Conway: DAMMIT! How DARE this stuffed animal get more of a crowd reaction than me!! 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That Matt/Edge photo just has Star Wars written all over it.
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Kurt Angle: You know what country I live in? Spike TV Management: :naughty: Kurt Angle: I live in the (BLEEEEEP) Spike TV Management: :rofl: Kurt Angle: DAMN YOU SPIKE TV! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/02.jpg Kurt Angle: We are moving to U-BLEEEEEEP! Spike TV: Nope. Kurt Angle: U-BLEEEEEEEP! Spike TV: Nope. Kurt Angle: Vince, you have no idea howUSAmade I am. Spike TV: GOD DAMNIT! WE MISSED THAT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/20.jpg Looks like Chyna hasn't been working out recently. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/22.jpg Trish: Oh my gosh! We found Chris Benoit's main event push! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/11.jpg Shawn always thought that wooden tables are made out of bungee cords. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/19.jpg Trish does her best "Xero Limit meeting Victoria Impression" |
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Angle: Bad news Vince... I'm sorry to have to tell you that Trips died last night in his sleep...
Vince: What? No he didn't, I just saw him a couple hours ag.. Angle: He's gone, ok? Deal with it! Another thing... Before he passed he said that I could have his wife and his backstage politics powers. *tied up somewhere in a closet* Trips: NOT MY POLITICS!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/03.jpg Angle: And that's what a perfectly constructed hand looks like! Fingers equally spaced apart, fingernails trimmed... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/08.jpg After a long period of absence, the large yellow foam hand returns to exact it's revenge on the boot that put it out of action. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/11.jpg Angle: Shawn, damnit! How many times have a I told you that you can't leviatate! You aren't Benoit!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/12.jpg David Arquette: Now that's good television. Vince Russo: I hear ya. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/19.jpg The diving sneaky eye poke was a big success. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/29.jpg Edge: Fetch the ball Matt.... That's right... Fetch it... Come on boy, fetch the ball... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/36.jpg Flair: IF THOSE MEXICOOLS WON'T LANDSCAPE MY LAWN, THEN GOD DAMNIT... I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/39.jpg Lion: Wait, I'm not a doll! An evil sorcerer put my soul into the body of a stuffed animal. Please help m... *RRRIIIIIIPPPP* |
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Kurt: I'm Kurt Angle, and I'm saying that's a damn wig! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/02.jpg Kurt: And Shawn, you're going bald, bald people suck. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/03.jpg Kurt: In fact everyone is bald, you're all in freakin denial! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/04.jpg Shawn: Alright Kurt, we're all bald, you're not. Happy now? Vince (thinking): Damn, his head is shiny. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/08.jpg Carlito knew a haircut was due when Cena mistook him for a fan making a run-in. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/11.jpg Kurt: That's for painting that clown face on the back of my head! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/29.jpg Edge:My hand has absorbed all of Lita's funny diseases Matt. Think about it, I could kill with a touch now. If I wanna sit on a ladder, I will. No-one will mess with Edge's "hand of death". http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/36.jpg Ric: And now ever since I took Hunter's "sledgie" away, he's been emotional, he keeps having moods swings, and the other night he complained that we don't have a real conversation. Right now, he's backstage eatin' chocolate and looking through lifestyle magazines. I'm pretty scared. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/39.jpg Conway: stupid crowd!, react to me!! |
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Kurt: And you said I could fuck your wife!! Vince: No, I didn't!! Kurt: Yes, you did! Vince: :wtf: Did I say that? Kurt: :mad: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/11.jpg Kurt: Take that, Shawn! You god damn sonofabitch!! Shawn: Jeez... Referee: Oooh yeah!! Cowabunga, biatch!! Kurt: :| http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/20.jpg Candice: Yeaahh, Booyyee!!! Ashley: :-\\ http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1252222/39.jpg Conway: Fuck this!! Fuck this god damn teddy bear!! Fuck it!! Fuck it in the asshole!!! RAARGHHH!!!!! Shawn backstage: :wtf: |
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<b>Lita:</b>Canada? Mexico? New Jersey? France? Japan? L.A.? Purto Rico? ...Damn it... What network are we going to be on? <b>Edge:</b> No Lita, It's <i>*BLEEP*</i>! <b>Lita:</b> You mean the RTC pwnz the WWE now and we're on the Censored Network? <b>Edge:</b> Dumb Bitch... <b>Lita:</b> Oh, the Dumb Bitch Network! <b>Edge:</b> I give up. <b>Lita:</b> Hey! I already said the France Network! |
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<b>Kurt:</b> So tell me Heart Break, did you ever get it on with a fat chick? <b>HBK:</b> What? Why do you want to know? <b>Kurt:</b> No dude, I need to know. Trust me on this, have you ever got it on with a fat chick? <b>HBK:</b> This is a joke, right? <b>Kurt:</b> No, this isn't a joke. I NEED to know if you ever got it on with a fat chick, alright? <b>HBK:</b> Why? <b>Kurt:</b> Don't ask why, just answer the question! <b>HBK:</b> Okay, alright... yes. Now why di-- <b>Kurt:</b> BWA HA HA HA HA!!! HBK GOT IT ON WITH A FAT CHICK!!! Based on a true story of me talking on the phone with my bro last night, posted in the casual forums. |
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