Wrestling parents in kayfabe mode
 

So I was just discussing this with TerranRich. Can you imagine some of these wrestlers taking their gimmicks home with them? Like..say..Batista's kids come home with a bad report card and he's just like "don't do that."

or if cena had kids, and one walked in during him cheating on his wife.

Cena: *waving his hand in front of his face* You can't see Daddy!

Hah, that's good.

I'd hate to have Kane as my dad.

Mother: " Youd better not let your father hear you talking like that to me!!! "

Son: " He won't be home for another couple of hours anyways "

**Pyros burst around the house, music hits**

Carito: "Hey, go to bed now!"
Kid: "Or what? You'll spit in our face for not being cool? Puh-leeez Dad!"

This topic has so much potential. Let's hope it keeps going.

You..you can't talk to Carlito like that! <satan voice> thas not cool!

Undertaker: "Rest...in....peeeeeaaaace..."
Son: "Okay, good night Dad!"

Hulk: "BROTHER BROTHER BROOOTTTHHHEEEERRRRR"
Horace: "No, Terry, I'm your cousin. What's going on?"
Hulk: "YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!"
Horace: "Yes...me..." :wtf:

Eric Bischoff: "Alright kids, 3 minutes until your bed time...
...
....

DID I JUST HEAR MYSELF SAY...3 MINUTES?!"

Val Venis taking his daughter to girl scouts..

Helloooooo Ladiesss

Chavo (Kerwin) taking his kids to a Family Reunion:

Kid: Daddy, which one is grandpa?
Kerwin: *pulls out photo of Colonel Sanders* this one.

Mother: "Zack, whats all that racket?!?! Stop running up and down the stairs!!"

Zack Gowan: " Uh...Mom......."

Scene 1

Wife: " Honey, i'm putting my diaphram in.. are you ready??"

Eddie pretends to be asleep.

Scene 2

Son: " Dad, are you ready to drive me to the park??"

Eddie pretends to be asleep.

Scene 3

Police Officer: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Eddie pretends to be asleep.

Car dealer: Alright Jim, we got you all set for a real nice car here. If you could just sign...

Warrior: I DON'T WANT JUST A NICE CAR! I WANT ANN UULLLLTTTIIMMMAAATTEE CAAAARRR!!

Car Dealer: Well...ok. Where do you think you'll be driving mostly?

Warrior: I'LL DRIVE PAST THE STREETLAMPS OF MY ETERNAL FIERY DESTINY AND THROUGH THE GATES OF THE HEAVENLY FORTRESS OF FATE. ONLY THEN WILL I BE CLOSER TO....PARTS UNKNOWN!!!!

Son: Hey dad, wanna play catch?

Nash: Sure so- GAH MY QUAD!

Son: AGAIN!?

Gold!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to deadlyheaven again.

Son: SHUT UP, DAD, JUST SHUT UP!

Matt Hardy: I'LL SHOW YOU!

Son: Uh oh... :roll:

(Five minutes later...)

Dear MySpace,
My son hates me. I don't think I can continue living. He's acting like a feces.

LOL

Driving home from RAW, Lita pulls into the driveway
*CRASH*

Neighbors: Damnit, she botched opening the garage door again...

LOL

And where is that Batista smiley Jabba made?

That was directed at Xerox man

Kid: Look dad! I got on the honor roll this month!

JR: Bah gosh, that roll isn't made of bread, I tell ya that!

Brian: "Daaaaaaad! I want to buy a dog!!!"
King: "What! You know what'll happen if you let it loose..."
Brian: "Whhhaaaaaaat..."
King: "PUPPIES!!!"

Jeff Hardy's wife/gf: "Jeff, can you set the table, dear?"
Jefff: [stands on counter, points to head with two fingers, and flips backward onto table]
Wife/GF: :roll:

Wife: Son! Look at this report card! ALL Fs! You know what to do!

Son: okay mom..

*kid stands next to table propped up in the corner of the room*...

Wife: Now turn around...

Son: MOM NO!

Wife: TURN AROUND!

*son turns around*

Son: DAD NO!

GORE GORE GORE

Masters: Catch son!

*The football hits his son in the nose.*

Son: OH GOD MY NOSE! OH MY GOD YOU BROKE IT! YOU BIG FAT GREEN HOSS!

Masters: But...

(Master's wife comes out.)

Wife: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

Masters: I just...

Wife: OH SHUT UP YOU BIG STUPID GREEN HOSS! Come on Jimmy, we need to go to the emergency room...

Kid: Hey dad..what time is it?
Triple H: IT'S MY TIME!! IT'S MY TIME! TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!

Kid 1: "I'm hungry!"
Kid 2: "Yeah, me too. Are you getting food, dad?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, pleeeaaaase!?"
Al Snow: "WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT...!!"

Kid: Anyway, my homework is due soo...
Hardcore Holly (interupting): Due soon? You haven't paid your dues yet... :mad:

Kid 1: "Dad, flushing the toilet while I was in the shower was not cool!"
Kid 2: "Yeah! And putting a bug in my cereal freaked me out!"
Holly: "Sorry guys, it won't happen again... :shifty: "

Kid: "Dad, I—"
ALLLALLLEEYYAAAALLLEEEYYYAALALELEEELEYYYAAALLEEYEYAALEAAAAA..."
Kid: "DAMN YOU, DAD!"

Kid: OK, I was wrong, I promise not to do it again.
Raven: Quote the Raven, nevermore.

:lol: Best one yet!

Kid: "Dad, I need help on my homework. Who was the 35th president of the United States?"
Kennedy: "MISTEEERRRRRRRRRR...KENNEDY!!!"
Kid: "Wait, I need to write this down...what was his name again?"
Kennedy: "KEENNNNEEEEDDDEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH...."

Wife: Gene, you forgot to take out the trash! AGAIN!
Snitsky: It wasn't..my fault.

Gold

Kid: "Dad, what's wrong? Oh no...not the..."
Edge: "ANGRYFACEAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"
Kid: :'(