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BISONICA
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Wrestling parents in kayfabe mode
So I was just discussing this with TerranRich. Can you imagine some of these wrestlers taking their gimmicks home with them? Like..say..Batista's kids come home with a bad report card and he's just like "don't do that."
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or if cena had kids, and one walked in during him cheating on his wife.
Cena: *waving his hand in front of his face* You can't see Daddy! |
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BISONICA
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Hah, that's good.
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It's Clobbering Time!
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I'd hate to have Kane as my dad.
Mother: " Youd better not let your father hear you talking like that to me!!! " Son: " He won't be home for another couple of hours anyways " **Pyros burst around the house, music hits** |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Carito: "Hey, go to bed now!"
Kid: "Or what? You'll spit in our face for not being cool? Puh-leeez Dad!" |
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BISONICA
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This topic has so much potential. Let's hope it keeps going.
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BISONICA
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You..you can't talk to Carlito like that! |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Undertaker: "Rest...in....peeeeeaaaace..."
Son: "Okay, good night Dad!" |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Hulk: "BROTHER BROTHER BROOOTTTHHHEEEERRRRR"
Horace: "No, Terry, I'm your cousin. What's going on?" Hulk: "YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!" Horace: "Yes...me..."
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BISONICA
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Eric Bischoff: "Alright kids, 3 minutes until your bed time...
... .... DID I JUST HEAR MYSELF SAY...3 MINUTES?!" |
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BISONICA
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Val Venis taking his daughter to girl scouts..
Helloooooo Ladiesss |
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Chavo (Kerwin) taking his kids to a Family Reunion:
Kid: Daddy, which one is grandpa? Kerwin: *pulls out photo of Colonel Sanders* this one. |
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Mother: "Zack, whats all that racket?!?! Stop running up and down the stairs!!"
Zack Gowan: " Uh...Mom......." |
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Scene 1
Wife: " Honey, i'm putting my diaphram in.. are you ready??" Eddie pretends to be asleep. Scene 2 Son: " Dad, are you ready to drive me to the park??" Eddie pretends to be asleep. Scene 3 Police Officer: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" Eddie pretends to be asleep. |
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Car dealer: Alright Jim, we got you all set for a real nice car here. If you could just sign...
Warrior: I DON'T WANT JUST A NICE CAR! I WANT ANN UULLLLTTTIIMMMAAATTEE CAAAARRR!! Car Dealer: Well...ok. Where do you think you'll be driving mostly? Warrior: I'LL DRIVE PAST THE STREETLAMPS OF MY ETERNAL FIERY DESTINY AND THROUGH THE GATES OF THE HEAVENLY FORTRESS OF FATE. ONLY THEN WILL I BE CLOSER TO....PARTS UNKNOWN!!!! |
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He's Here
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Son: Hey dad, wanna play catch?
Nash: Sure so- GAH MY QUAD! Son: AGAIN!? |
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BISONICA
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Gold!
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BISONICA
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to deadlyheaven again.
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He's Here
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Son: SHUT UP, DAD, JUST SHUT UP!
Matt Hardy: I'LL SHOW YOU! Son: Uh oh... ![]() (Five minutes later...) Dear MySpace, My son hates me. I don't think I can continue living. He's acting like a feces. |
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Driving home from RAW, Lita pulls into the driveway
*CRASH* Neighbors: Damnit, she botched opening the garage door again... |
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love yourself
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LOL
And where is that Batista smiley Jabba made? |
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love yourself
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Kid: Look dad! I got on the honor roll this month!
JR: Bah gosh, that roll isn't made of bread, I tell ya that! |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Brian: "Daaaaaaad! I want to buy a dog!!!"
King: "What! You know what'll happen if you let it loose..." Brian: "Whhhaaaaaaat..." King: "PUPPIES!!!" |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Jeff Hardy's wife/gf: "Jeff, can you set the table, dear?"
Jefff: [stands on counter, points to head with two fingers, and flips backward onto table] Wife/GF:
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Inno Knows.
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Wife: Son! Look at this report card! ALL Fs! You know what to do!
Son: okay mom.. *kid stands next to table propped up in the corner of the room*... Wife: Now turn around... Son: MOM NO! Wife: TURN AROUND! *son turns around* Son: DAD NO! GORE GORE GORE |
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He's Here
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Masters: Catch son!
*The football hits his son in the nose.* Son: OH GOD MY NOSE! OH MY GOD YOU BROKE IT! YOU BIG FAT GREEN HOSS! Masters: But... (Master's wife comes out.) Wife: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!? Masters: I just... Wife: OH SHUT UP YOU BIG STUPID GREEN HOSS! Come on Jimmy, we need to go to the emergency room... |
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BISONICA
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Kid: Hey dad..what time is it?
Triple H: IT'S MY TIME!! IT'S MY TIME! TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Kid 1: "I'm hungry!"
Kid 2: "Yeah, me too. Are you getting food, dad?" Kid 1: "Yeah, pleeeaaaase!?" Al Snow: "WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT...!!" |
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Has an evil monkey...
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Kid: Anyway, my homework is due soo...
Hardcore Holly (interupting): Due soon? You haven't paid your dues yet...
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Kid 1: "Dad, flushing the toilet while I was in the shower was not cool!"
Kid 2: "Yeah! And putting a bug in my cereal freaked me out!" Holly: "Sorry guys, it won't happen again... "
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Kid: "Dad, I—"
ALLLALLLEEYYAAAALLLEEEYYYAALALELEEELEYYYAAALLEEYEYAALEAAAAA..." Kid: "DAMN YOU, DAD!" |
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Has an evil monkey...
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Kid: OK, I was wrong, I promise not to do it again.
Raven: Quote the Raven, nevermore. |
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Boss
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Best one yet!
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Kid: "Dad, I need help on my homework. Who was the 35th president of the United States?"
Kennedy: "MISTEEERRRRRRRRRR...KENNEDY!!!" Kid: "Wait, I need to write this down...what was his name again?" Kennedy: "KEENNNNEEEEDDDEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH...." |
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BISONICA
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Wife: Gene, you forgot to take out the trash! AGAIN!
Snitsky: It wasn't..my fault. |
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Kid: "Dad, what's wrong? Oh no...not the..."
Edge: "ANGRYFACEAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" Kid:
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