Smackdown Captions 9/30/05
 

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Eddie: Holmes i threw that in the trash why are you eating it
Batista: Because i spent all of my money i made from the wwe on pokemon cards and ebay
Eddie: Damn ese and i thought my addiction was bad

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What you dont see here is animal in the corner with his pants down

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Melina: You idiots the spider is right there now kill it

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Mercury: You would'nt hit your biggest fan would you eddie

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Eddie: Uh oh i smeared daves temporary tattoo

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Batista: Argh batista head itch must scratch now

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Batista: Eddie did you steal my pokemon cards
Eddie: Holmes would i do that i'm eddie guerrero i dont steal ese

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Eddie: Hey people this is a real live pokemon fan otherwise known as HOMO

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JBL: Feliz navidad amigos

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JBL: Let me speak on this...olalay arriba la raza...were my dogs at where they at
Cole: And jbl comes up with something new again this week tazz

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Kennedy: You're an ASS.........ASS

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Mr. Kennedy Sings One Of His All Time Favorites
Kennedy: All my exes live in texas......TEXAS

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Bob attempts to appeal to a younger audience
Bob: Rock-N-Roll Yea

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Randy: Dad wake up dammit wake up
Bob: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Mae Young Naked ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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The wwe accidently lets everyone know what sharmells job is outside of wwe

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Buckwheat doing a peep show is not OTAY

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Everybody: Ok who let it rip

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Christy: No i said DONT put me in the same position as last night

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Melina is so dumb she actually thinks she has a camera

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Where will you be when your diarreha comes back

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Bobby: I said i wanna play scenes from a hat dammit
Simon: Ok ok ok whatever you wanna do

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Vince: So teddy you gonna hook me up with that fine ass sista you got
Teddy: Now listen here playa i'm not hooking you up with nothing
Palmer: Mr.McMahon i have a very conservative woman who would enjoy your company for the evening
Vince: Will she put out
Palmer: Uh no mr.mc
Vince: YOU'RE FIRED

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There was no denying it, Rhyno was around.

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Eddie: You want your cornbread, ese?
Batista: Ah hell naw, this is my cornbread....