Smackdown Captions 9/30/05

JH · 10-01-2005, 11:08 AM

JH · 10-01-2005, 11:30 AM

Eddie: Holmes i threw that in the trash why are you eating it
Batista: Because i spent all of my money i made from the wwe on pokemon cards and ebay
Eddie: Damn ese and i thought my addiction was bad

What you dont see here is animal in the corner with his pants down

Melina: You idiots the spider is right there now kill it

Mercury: You would'nt hit your biggest fan would you eddie

Eddie: Uh oh i smeared daves temporary tattoo

Batista: Argh batista head itch must scratch now

Batista: Eddie did you steal my pokemon cards
Eddie: Holmes would i do that i'm eddie guerrero i dont steal ese

Eddie: Hey people this is a real live pokemon fan otherwise known as HOMO

JBL: Feliz navidad amigos

JBL: Let me speak on this...olalay arriba la raza...were my dogs at where they at
Cole: And jbl comes up with something new again this week tazz

Kennedy: You're an ASS.........ASS

Mr. Kennedy Sings One Of His All Time Favorites
Kennedy: All my exes live in texas......TEXAS

Bob attempts to appeal to a younger audience
Bob: Rock-N-Roll Yea

Randy: Dad wake up dammit wake up
Bob: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Mae Young Naked ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

The wwe accidently lets everyone know what sharmells job is outside of wwe

Buckwheat doing a peep show is not OTAY

Everybody: Ok who let it rip

Christy: No i said DONT put me in the same position as last night

Melina is so dumb she actually thinks she has a camera

Where will you be when your diarreha comes back

Bobby: I said i wanna play scenes from a hat dammit
Simon: Ok ok ok whatever you wanna do

Vince: So teddy you gonna hook me up with that fine ass sista you got
Teddy: Now listen here playa i'm not hooking you up with nothing
Palmer: Mr.McMahon i have a very conservative woman who would enjoy your company for the evening
Vince: Will she put out
Palmer: Uh no mr.mc
Vince: YOU'RE FIRED

**Marcyo** · 10-01-2005, 12:54 PM

There was no denying it, Rhyno was around.

**Jaton** · 10-01-2005, 12:57 PM

Eddie: You want your cornbread, ese?
Batista: Ah hell naw, this is my cornbread....

10-01-2005, 11:08 AM	#1
JH A Proud MF'R Posts: 1,429	Smackdown Captions 9/30/05 WWE Put The world Title On Matt Hardy

10-01-2005, 11:30 AM	#2
JH A Proud MF'R Posts: 1,429	Eddie: Holmes i threw that in the trash why are you eating it Batista: Because i spent all of my money i made from the wwe on pokemon cards and ebay Eddie: Damn ese and i thought my addiction was bad What you dont see here is animal in the corner with his pants down Melina: You idiots the spider is right there now kill it Mercury: You would'nt hit your biggest fan would you eddie Eddie: Uh oh i smeared daves temporary tattoo Batista: Argh batista head itch must scratch now Batista: Eddie did you steal my pokemon cards Eddie: Holmes would i do that i'm eddie guerrero i dont steal ese Eddie: Hey people this is a real live pokemon fan otherwise known as HOMO JBL: Feliz navidad amigos JBL: Let me speak on this...olalay arriba la raza...were my dogs at where they at Cole: And jbl comes up with something new again this week tazz Kennedy: You're an ASS.........ASS Mr. Kennedy Sings One Of His All Time Favorites Kennedy: All my exes live in texas......TEXAS Bob attempts to appeal to a younger audience Bob: Rock-N-Roll Yea Randy: Dad wake up dammit wake up Bob: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Mae Young Naked ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ The wwe accidently lets everyone know what sharmells job is outside of wwe Buckwheat doing a peep show is not OTAY Everybody: Ok who let it rip Christy: No i said DONT put me in the same position as last night Melina is so dumb she actually thinks she has a camera Where will you be when your diarreha comes back Bobby: I said i wanna play scenes from a hat dammit Simon: Ok ok ok whatever you wanna do Vince: So teddy you gonna hook me up with that fine ass sista you got Teddy: Now listen here playa i'm not hooking you up with nothing Palmer: Mr.McMahon i have a very conservative woman who would enjoy your company for the evening Vince: Will she put out Palmer: Uh no mr.mc Vince: YOU'RE FIRED

10-01-2005, 12:54 PM	#3
Marcyo Viva la Raza Posts: 3,539	There was no denying it, Rhyno was around.

10-01-2005, 12:57 PM	#4
Jaton BISONICA Posts: 2,681	Eddie: You want your cornbread, ese? Batista: Ah hell naw, this is my cornbread....