Smackdown Captions 10/8/05
 

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Dave: Eddie dammit you ate the last chalupa
Eddie: I'm *choke* sorry *choke* dave

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Dave: Hey eddie we're wearing the same shirt whoa cool where did you get yours man
Eddie: The same place you got yours holmes
Dave: Oh wow you go on ebay to

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Dave: But i dont know how eddie
Eddie: Ok dave listen close.You fold it out and set down on it

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Dave: Come on eddie you know you want to
Eddie: No dave i dont want to check out your ass

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Hebner: Yea thats how daddy likes it do ring around the roses bitches

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Yea i bet jbl's foot up your ass does hurt does'nt it rey

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Insert blowjob joke here

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Eddie: So hows dominik
Rey: Scarred for life but he'll get over it

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Eddie just loves his life size rey mysterio plush doll

2 Parter
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Randy: Teddy i hate to tell you this but YOU'RE A HOMO
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Teddy: How can he call me a homo player
Network Dude: Well you do walk like you have a certain something stuck up your ass

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Piper tries out for leonardo dicaprios role in the remake of titanic

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WWE Creative's Newest Gimmick: Orton Legend Raper

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When you gotta go you gotta go

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Kennedy: Hey chimel you got a little dandruff...........DANDRUFF

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Simon: It's a little know fact that i broke my hand by sticking it up jbl's ass.You see he likes it like that

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Batista: If you're going to spank me with that chair...just spank me, already, DAMMIT!

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Batista: Quit you're arguin you knuckle heads!
*klunks there heads togethor*

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Eddie: I love Hug and Pat Your Friends Butt day!
Benoit *looking at Eddie from behind* : I can't wait for my turn :shifty:

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Randy: And I will prove it to you all that this man is a woman!!
*Rips shirt open*
Piper: GAH!
Randy: My bad :$

:wtf:

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Rey was furious with Eddie for trying to steal his posistion as the short ass on smackdown.