No Mercy Captions
 

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Batista's back went out so eddie decided to pop it back in place for him

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Batista could'nt believe his eyes when a fan held up a picture of brock lesnar in japan

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The next time the forecast calls for flying dead men orton will believe it

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Bob came to the recuse when he heard a fan say the undertaker was on fire tonight

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Randy: Die you damn spider die

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Randy: Oh dad look at the fire the pretty fire.....uh oh i think i just came

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Booker: Dammit oj my leg is stuck to your hair again

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Sharmell: No you did'nt just lose...I told you what was gonna happen if you lost again
Booker: But baby
Sharmell: But nothing booker tonight you are licking my toes 5x 5x 5x 5x 5x

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Juvi: Hey look i just won a title that does'nt mean shit
Fan On His Left: Hey look juvi just won a title that does'nt mean shit

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Christy: Whoo i won
Random Fan: Yes i did i mean yes you did

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Kennedy: GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES.........ENGINES

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Yea thats usually the reaction of mid carders when it's all about the game plays

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Lashley: Oh them burgers look so good why did i have to skip lunch.....Screw it i'm gonna eat em all

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Lashley: Here man these are great have one
Simon: No thanks
Lashley: I SAID EAT IT DAMMIT
Simon: Thank you sir

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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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I'M ALIVE UNDERTAKER! I AM KANE AND YOU DID NOT KILL ME SO I BECAME A PRO WRESTLER LIKE YOU TO GET MY REVENGE BUT SWERVE I AM BEING NICE BY HELPING YOU BEAT SHAWN MICHAELS BUT SWERVE AGAIN I CHOKESLAMMED YOU INTO THE CASKET AND NOW ATTACKING IT WITH AN AXE AND GOING TO SET IT ON FIRE! EXPECT TO SEE THIS AGAIN IN ANOTHER 7 YEARS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

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Eddie grinned as Batista was oblivious to the fact that Eddie had stuck a 'kick me' sign on Batista's back.

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Batista: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Eddie: Blame it on the 'kick me' sign on your back.
Batista: Who put that there?
Eddie: :shifty:

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SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER....!

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<font color=white>McDonalds resorted to all new levels to get in new customers

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For some reason, Ice Dancing just doesn't seem as graceful these days...</font>

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Bobby Lashley makes his PPV debut against... The Hamburgler.











BAH GAWD THE CARNAGE!!!

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JUST LEMME AXXEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU A QUESTION

sorry LOD, but those are some of the WORST captions that I have ever read.

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*Booker takes a step forward*
Booker T: Whoa!
*Booker is now hanging upside down from his foot from the glass ceiling*
Booker T: Damn you Stevie!

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Batista: AHH! BREAKDANCIN' HURTS!

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Batista: **hand lowers** Eddie, there's something I have to tell you...
Eddie: Uh-oh.

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Taker: Come along to Never Never Land with me, Wendy!
Orton: Guh?

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Orton: Must.. Finish chair... For Hunter! Must show him.. MY LOVE!

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Bob: Damn, these kids are very creative with their "doorway bag of poop" jokes nowadays.

Randy: ...Must send this.. to divas.

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Finally.. Diana Ross is cruiserweight champion.

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Kennedy: Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand...

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Kennedy: Man, this bag of crap weighs a ton!

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Lashley: Mmmmm... hamburgers. :drool:

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A newly fit George Foreman returns. Unfortunately, just to sell more of his hamburger grills.

Foreman: C'mon, you can't taste the charcoal! Knock out the fat!

fin.

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Randy: Triple H stole my gimmick!

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Loook at all those burgers.....he's gonna eat all those burgers......you can't eat all those burgers......you're ridiculous.

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Carlito: Ahhh splinters!

then why have i gotten rep saying they are some of the best

and anyways nobody asked you

i know you are one of the guys who told me to back off the captions so i'm gonna tell you back off me

Before I do this after work (at the tail end of my lunch break right now) does anyone care to check the HTML to find missing pics?
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Just replace the 01 with 02, and so on. That 01 pic isn't there, and it'll make an awesome captions.

Yeah, these captions just aren't good in general.

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LITA: Oh yeah! Old School Lita in the house! Isn't this a surprise for this RAW PPV?

BACKSTAGE WORKER: Um, this is No Mercy, a SMACKDOWN PPV.

LITA: What? Son of a bit...

the 01 was'nt even there this morning
they added more pictures

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Boredom + Hunger = These captions
 

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*Bell tolls 12 times*
Melina: Oh no! Midnight! *looks at her shoes* I'm becoming an anime character again!!

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Melina: Oh no! Now my white underware has fallen down! I'm becoming more like an anime girl!

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*Melina flys off*
Animal: What the...?:wtf:
Melina: Anime.
Animal: Gotcha:y:

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Where will you be during the next Diva's match?

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Randy: DAMMIT! THE BRAVES CHOKED AGAIN!

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Mr. Kennedy floors everyone in attendance with his rendition of Incubus' "Echo"

i honestly could care less who does the captions, i was just warning you not to step on people's toes around here.

and trust me man, i have seen and read some of the best captions around here and they are not coming from you.

i never once said i had some of the best captions

I don't do this too often, so here goes.
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Juventud, in spanish: My precious! My precious!

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Kennedy: For all of you that actually paid to watch this show.....................Mwuahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!