10-10-2005, 11:29 AM | #1 |
A Proud MF'R
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No Mercy Captions
WWE Put The world Title On Matt Hardy |
10-10-2005, 11:39 AM | #2 |
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Batista's back went out so eddie decided to pop it back in place for him Batista could'nt believe his eyes when a fan held up a picture of brock lesnar in japan The next time the forecast calls for flying dead men orton will believe it Bob came to the recuse when he heard a fan say the undertaker was on fire tonight Randy: Die you damn spider die Randy: Oh dad look at the fire the pretty fire.....uh oh i think i just came Booker: Dammit oj my leg is stuck to your hair again Sharmell: No you did'nt just lose...I told you what was gonna happen if you lost again Booker: But baby Sharmell: But nothing booker tonight you are licking my toes 5x 5x 5x 5x 5x Juvi: Hey look i just won a title that does'nt mean shit Fan On His Left: Hey look juvi just won a title that does'nt mean shit Christy: Whoo i won Random Fan: Yes i did i mean yes you did Kennedy: GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES.........ENGINES Yea thats usually the reaction of mid carders when it's all about the game plays Lashley: Oh them burgers look so good why did i have to skip lunch.....Screw it i'm gonna eat em all Lashley: Here man these are great have one Simon: No thanks Lashley: I SAID EAT IT DAMMIT Simon: Thank you sir |
10-10-2005, 11:40 AM | #3 |
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? |
10-10-2005, 11:48 AM | #4 |
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The banana skin joke is getting really stale but Orlando seemed to enjoy it. *Maniacal laugh* DIE DIE DIE!!!! *Maniacal laugh* *Lashley stares at the burgers for a couple of minutes* Lashley:Is that a bug!? |
10-10-2005, 11:54 AM | #5 |
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I'M ALIVE UNDERTAKER! I AM KANE AND YOU DID NOT KILL ME SO I BECAME A PRO WRESTLER LIKE YOU TO GET MY REVENGE BUT SWERVE I AM BEING NICE BY HELPING YOU BEAT SHAWN MICHAELS BUT SWERVE AGAIN I CHOKESLAMMED YOU INTO THE CASKET AND NOW ATTACKING IT WITH AN AXE AND GOING TO SET IT ON FIRE! EXPECT TO SEE THIS AGAIN IN ANOTHER 7 YEARS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! |
10-10-2005, 12:26 PM | #6 |
RIP Latino Heat.
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Eddie grinned as Batista was oblivious to the fact that Eddie had stuck a 'kick me' sign on Batista's back. Batista: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Eddie: Blame it on the 'kick me' sign on your back. Batista: Who put that there? Eddie: |
10-10-2005, 12:56 PM | #7 |
The Great Pink Hope
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SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER....! |
10-10-2005, 01:09 PM | #8 |
Over Like Rover
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McDonalds resorted to all new levels to get in new customers For some reason, Ice Dancing just doesn't seem as graceful these days... |
10-10-2005, 02:25 PM | #9 |
It's Hammer Time
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Bobby Lashley makes his PPV debut against... The Hamburgler. BAH GAWD THE CARNAGE!!! |
10-10-2005, 02:30 PM | #10 |
love yourself
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JUST LEMME AXXEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU A QUESTION |
10-10-2005, 03:06 PM | #11 |
Second City Saint
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sorry LOD, but those are some of the WORST captions that I have ever read.
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10-10-2005, 03:19 PM | #12 |
It's Hammer Time
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*Booker takes a step forward* Booker T: Whoa! *Booker is now hanging upside down from his foot from the glass ceiling* Booker T: Damn you Stevie! |
10-10-2005, 03:28 PM | #13 |
EL MERO MERO!
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Batista: AHH! BREAKDANCIN' HURTS! Batista: **hand lowers** Eddie, there's something I have to tell you... Eddie: Uh-oh. Taker: Come along to Never Never Land with me, Wendy! Orton: Guh? Orton: Must.. Finish chair... For Hunter! Must show him.. MY LOVE! Bob: Damn, these kids are very creative with their "doorway bag of poop" jokes nowadays. Randy: ...Must send this.. to divas. Finally.. Diana Ross is cruiserweight champion. Kennedy: Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand... Kennedy: Man, this bag of crap weighs a ton! Lashley: Mmmmm... hamburgers. A newly fit George Foreman returns. Unfortunately, just to sell more of his hamburger grills. Foreman: C'mon, you can't taste the charcoal! Knock out the fat! fin. |
10-10-2005, 03:29 PM | #14 |
We're always awesome!!
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Randy: Triple H stole my gimmick! |
10-10-2005, 03:37 PM | #15 |
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Loook at all those burgers.....he's gonna eat all those burgers......you can't eat all those burgers......you're ridiculous. Carlito: Ahhh splinters! |
10-10-2005, 03:39 PM | #16 | |
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then why have i gotten rep saying they are some of the best and anyways nobody asked you i know you are one of the guys who told me to back off the captions so i'm gonna tell you back off me WWE Put The world Title On Matt Hardy |
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10-10-2005, 04:31 PM | #17 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Before I do this after work (at the tail end of my lunch break right now) does anyone care to check the HTML to find missing pics?
http://www.wwe.com/shows/nomercy/36647811/01.jpg Just replace the 01 with 02, and so on. That 01 pic isn't there, and it'll make an awesome captions. |
10-10-2005, 04:42 PM | #18 |
BISONICA
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Yeah, these captions just aren't good in general.
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10-10-2005, 05:55 PM | #19 |
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LITA: Oh yeah! Old School Lita in the house! Isn't this a surprise for this RAW PPV? BACKSTAGE WORKER: Um, this is No Mercy, a SMACKDOWN PPV. LITA: What? Son of a bit... |
10-10-2005, 08:55 PM | #20 |
A Proud MF'R
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the 01 was'nt even there this morning
they added more pictures |
10-10-2005, 10:42 PM | #21 | |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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10-10-2005, 11:18 PM | #22 |
"Steven, your fossa!"
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Boredom + Hunger = These captions
*Bell tolls 12 times* Melina: Oh no! Midnight! *looks at her shoes* I'm becoming an anime character again!! Melina: Oh no! Now my white underware has fallen down! I'm becoming more like an anime girl! *Melina flys off* Animal: What the...? Melina: Anime. Animal: Gotcha |
10-11-2005, 02:23 AM | #23 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Where will you be during the next Diva's match? |
10-11-2005, 10:47 AM | #24 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Randy: DAMMIT! THE BRAVES CHOKED AGAIN! Mr. Kennedy floors everyone in attendance with his rendition of Incubus' "Echo" |
10-11-2005, 12:48 PM | #25 | |
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and trust me man, i have seen and read some of the best captions around here and they are not coming from you. |
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10-11-2005, 01:05 PM | #26 |
A Proud MF'R
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i never once said i had some of the best captions
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10-11-2005, 02:33 PM | #27 |
YesYesYes!
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I don't do this too often, so here goes.
Juventud, in spanish: My precious! My precious! Kennedy: For all of you that actually paid to watch this show.....................Mwuahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! |