Aww how cute.
 

Matt Hardy and Ashley Massaro are an item.

Awwww....he found someone.

I'll just have to steal her from him so he'll call me feces, get fired, then come back to fued with me, then lose his job during a ladder match.

Well, he certainly has a type, doesn't he?

I give it two months before Edge dumps Lita....

Way to be behind the times bub.

Lita dumped Edge awhile ago.

way to go matt i'd tap that ass if i had half a chance

lol

Gonna be a little difficult when he moves to Smackdown

Ummmmm... Call me crazy, didn't she have a boyfriend going into this???

Grammatically incorret but fixed.

Well good for him.




I wonder how long it takes Copeland to screw him over this time :shifty:

edge will botch having sex with lita by screwing ashley

bub..HAHAHA

whose the feces now?

Well, I guess Matt is gonna lead himself down the same path again.

Matt better learn to hide his wife.

ON SCREEN, YOU PISS POOR MONKEY FUCKING STONED OUT SON OF A HERMAPHRODITE ASS HOLE!!!!!

Whoa, sorry, no idea where that came from. Seriously. Whoa. Man.


[/American Dad]

I fixed it for you.

How does Squirrel-boy keep getting these beautiful women into bed?

The same way emo guys do. Threatens to kill himself and gets a pity fuck.

Dam you emo guys. Put down the Funeral for a Friend album and get a job!

NO!!!!! We don't want them working... We need to make them more depressed and give them easy means of suicide. The only way to cure this plague is to feed into pain. Start packaging emo cds with arsenic laced razors.

But who will serve my Bacon Double Cheeseburgers if they're not working?

Don't confuse emo kids with crack babies.

:lol:

Such prejudice.

:lol:

Just what I was thinking.

He should hook up with Christe Hemme on the side. Then we could have a Diva Search winner feud over who stole Matt Hardy.

RATINGS!

Why does Matt want to fuck a tranny?










:shifty:

Who's the tranny, because I will defend Ashley's beauty to the death!

Hey fucker...you wanna go? Huh? Do ya? Cause I'll fuck you up six ways to sunday and then feed you to yourself for dinner. You wanna fuck with this crazy mo-fo? I didn't think so. Fucker.

...Fucker!

lol, he'll go the Smackdown and then beg McMahon to go to RAW so he can be with her... Then get fired.

Oh man, if this shit happens to Matt again...

I KNOW Lita is jealous.

Deep down inside... she feels insecure that he got the younger pussy while she is getting older and will probably die alone.

she won't die alone. She'll have the lice to keep her company in her death-bed

You just know Edge is gonna hit that shit!

Matt will be on smackdown, so Edge is gonna put the moves on young Ashley, and she'll break Matty boys heart.

Notice how it's the "lol punk rawk" chick?

She called him "Mike Hardy" once.

She's so punk rock that Rancid turned her down

Ashley or Lita? Yeah I think Matt might just have come out for the better on that one.

lol