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To celebrate Benoit winning the Rumble, I'm brining back a LOT of old gags. :D
http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/01.jpg The tables were reversed on Flair (pun intended) when the Dudley's tricked him into thinking he had lost a contact, then cracked the table over his head when he got down to look for it. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/02.jpg Bubba screamed out in fear and horror as Flair went for the 619. Meanwhile, D-Von entertained the crowd with his 80s style hip hop dance. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/03.jpg The Dudley's quickly gave themselves up when the fashion police showed up to arrest any and all bumblebees. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/04.jpg Seeing Bubba Ray baring his legs and wearing a miniskirt was so painful that Coach immediately collapsed and ruptured his ribs. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/05.jpg Luckily for the censors, the table was blocking the graphic part of what Dave "The Violator" Batista was doing to D-Von. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/06.jpg Eventually, the whole WWE roster (sans Kane) decided to take part in a collective video effort in the WWE Tutor-a-Wrestler program and teach Goldberg who to spell basic English words. Here Cena demonstrates how to spell "life" and "word." http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/07.jpg Jamie Mysterio, the Siamese self-feuding wrestler, was met with mixed reactions. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/08.jpg LOL! So many things going on here. While Nidia was busy looking for her dropped quarter, Jamie Noble busied himself with the Gorilla Tumble Dance, and referee Jimmy Corderas farted in the crowd's general direcdtion. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/09.jpg Much to Noble's chagrin, Nidia's penis-sucking cane had a life of its own. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/10.jpg Much to the crowd's confusion, Chavo and Eddie capped off their feud not by wrestling, but by standing around and hurling racist Mexican insults at each other. (I got nothing.) http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/11.jpg The amazing thing about this picture is that Chavo is actually kicking out with a vengeance! (When in doubt, go with a classic.) http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/12.jpg Eddie fulfills every Mexican's dream by choking out his immigration lawyer. :shifty: http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/13.jpg Sometimes, Eddie could get pretty brutal while playing Simon Says. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/14.jpg Brock Lesnar helpfully picks up a piece of trash discarded on the floor. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/15.jpg Brian Hebner was so amazed at Brock going for the Ki Krusher that he phased out of existence. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/16.jpg HHH: "Your hair... how did you get it so silky smooth, Clairol Herbal Essences?" HBK: "Yes." HHH: "Yes?" HBK: "Yes!" HHH: "YES?!" HBK: "YES!!!" HHH: "Shhh! Quiet! They'll think we're in my bedroom or something." http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/17.jpg Leave it to Triple H to be the consumate heel and steal the other person's knee pads. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/18.jpg Shawn Michaels had the rare ability to summon a hadoken fireball out of his ASS. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/19.jpg Must have been all the bumps he's taken over the years, but it looks like Michaels forgot they weren't at Triple H's home again. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/20.jpg The PMS bird strikes again!!! OR Triple H finds out the embarrassing why what Stephanie's really been doing when she's on her period. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/21.jpg HBK: "Check out this flea circus on my hand!" HHH: "Whoa! Lemme get a closer look!" Crowd: :wtf: http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/22.jpg Things got a little bizarre when Triple H's Hold-Down Aura suddenly backfired and started working in reverse... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/23.jpg After all of that, HHH and Shawn Michaels were too tired to even cuddle. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/24.jpg "He's a homo!" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/25.jpg Putting someone else over. Yup, this was a familar position, Rhyno thought. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/26.jpg Kane was enraged when Sean O'Haire failed to get him some popcorn. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/27.jpg Mick demonstrates his O face. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/28.jpg Ever the multitasker, Foley managed to eliminate Orton AND shoot Sean O'Haire's cage open, freeing the poor trapped guy. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/29.jpg So that's what Nunzio used all the wagering money for! The best seats in the house! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/30.jpg Even Brock Lesnar found it extremely hard to carry Goldberg in the match. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/31.jpg As you can see here in this illustration, when large gaseous masses collapse into black holes, they tend to draw all the talented wrestlers into them. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/32.jpg Triple H didn't appreciate the fact that Jericho was just hanging around. OR Jericho reveals the secret of David Blaine's levitating trick. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/33.jpg Benoit simultaneously won the Rumble and showed off his incredible strength by giving Big Show the sickest brainbuster DDT ever. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/34.jpg Benoit: "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! I have to job to Triple H!!!!" |
http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/31.jpgThe rumble was going on for 2 days.....they decided to eat the big show....there was much rejoicing
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D-Von unzipped his pants, anticipating the new 3D http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/03.jpg The Dudleyz bring back the sun with an archaic ritual with roots reaching all the way back to Wrestlemania 3... ...Now for the ritual sacrifice... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/04.jpg this was not the time for a Napolean impression... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/05.jpg Exhibitionism sometimes leads to some awkward discoveries... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/06.jpg Cena finally shows Big Show how to spell "Word Life." http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/07.jpg Jamie Knoble's head was grafted to Rey's body, causing the ref to have a hard time calling the match http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/08.jpg Nidia displays her new WWE necklace (Okay, that sucked. There was really fu</>ck all I could think of) http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/09.jpg Jamie Knoble was FURIOUS that Michael Jackson had interfered in his match... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/10.jpg Eddie: I don't like this one bit, Homez. Chavo: I know, man, but you know the contract. HGA at the Rumble, get a massive push. No HGA, we're losing to Paul London next week of Velocity. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/11.jpg Foreplay was over: It was time to jump in... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/12.jpg FIVE SECONDS ISN'T LONG ENOUGH! YOU HEAR ME? http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/13.jpg Tap out! TAP! Ooh! Ice Cream Man! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/14.jpg Brock refused to let go until Hardcore told him what the sign said. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/15.jpg Misunderstanding the concept of "Feeding Hardcore" to him, Brock enjoyed a midmatch snack... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/16.jpg Shawn: You know, Hunter, when I said "Screw You," I didn't mean it literally. And what IS that? Baby oil? http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/17.jpg Come on, Shawn! One more situp! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/18.jpg coochie coochie coo... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/20.jpg Aliens infected both wrestlers with a retrovirus that slolwy forced them to revert to cave days. already, HHH could not properly pronounce "politics." http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/21.jpg GROG BE STRONGER! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/23.jpg Both wrestlers losing the ability to walk erect kinda killed the "Last Man Standing" thing. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/24.jpg He was the one who didb't return salute! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/26.jpg Kane was an interesting choice to sing "Oh Canada." http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/27.jpg Mick Foley acheives his dream of the 9 minute mile... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/28.jpg Mick added insult to injury with his shadow puppets. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/29.jpg "I've gotta go in NOW? But I just got Threesies!" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/30.jpg Trying to save his own ass, Goldberg gives his opponent a wedgie. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/31.jpg GROUP HUG! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/32.jpg Rhyno's practical joke actually saved Chris, as the crazy glue prevented his feet from touching the ground. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/33.jpg Benoit not only eliminated Big Show, but pants him as well http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/34.jpg Monica Llewinski helps Benoit celebrate. |
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As Flair continues his search for his long-lost dignity, the Dudleys helpfully suggest that he look under the table. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/02.jpg Bubba: "Gah! Are you sure this is going to help make us a better tag team?!?!" D-Von: "Hey, it worked for the Bashams." http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/03.jpg As Stevie Richards and his new ally, Invisible Victoria, hold the ring hostage, Ric Flair wisely ducks for cover. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/04.jpg It's always embarassing when you're trying to sell an injury, then you bang your head against the table. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/05.jpg An observant fan holds up a sign to show how much he's grossed out by the blatantly homoerotic in-ring action. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/06.jpg Soon after Cena made his mark on the paper with his signet rings, the whole crew cracked up when Josh Matthews observed, "EFIL DROW? Is that some sort of high level AD&D character or something?" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/07.jpg Ref: "Rey! You're finally in a non-gay mask! You look fabulous! I must... paint you!" Noble: "He's right, Rey. It is pretty swank." http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/08.jpg Noble reacts in fear and confusion after Nidia tells him that the WWE is just a computer-generated dream world built to keep cruisers under control. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/09.jpg Noble: "What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?" Nidia: "No, Noble. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to." http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/10.jpg After an hour, the ref flinches first, and the first ever three-way staring contest was now reduced to the final two contestants. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/11.jpg To be sure, the whole purpose of the match was to make Chavo look like a total tool, but did Eddie really have to do the Big Wiggle on the top turnbuckle? http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/12.jpg Eddie: "And THIS little piggie cried wee wee wee all the way home!" Chavo Sr: "No! Not the little piggie! *sob* That poor, poor piggie.... *sob*" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/13.jpg Eddie and Chavo take a break from their roughhousing to smile for a family photo. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/14.jpg Brock: "Holy Jesus! This is the 'Royal Rumble'? Then why the hell am I main eventing with Hardcore Holly?" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/15.jpg Brock would have gone for the F-5 at this moment, but when Hardcore laid a peck on his cheek, he was too confused and frightened to continue. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/16.jpg HBK felt uncomfortable staring another guy in the eyes, but it was all he could do to avert his gaze from Hunter's pot belly. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/17.jpg Hebner: "C'mon guys! Enough with the footsies! We have a match to start!" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/18.jpg In a heartfelt tribute to the Superbowl, Shawn and HHH do the world's best impersonation of a field goal. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/19.jpg HHH: "Got your nose, bitch!" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/20.jpg Shawn froze. The Star of David! Yahweh, the Hebrew God, was here! He was saved! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/21.jpg Shawn: "Yahweh, please impart on me your divine power to both make me look like a legitimate top-level wrestler, but to also appease Hunter by letting him retain the title!" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/22.jpg Having finished his role, Yahweh departs to watch the debut of Mel Gibson's "The Passion of Christ" in New York. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/23.jpg As soon as the two passed out, Hebner realized that he should have used Right Guard deodorant. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/24.jpg SCSA: "Which one of you was the homo again?" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/25.jpg Yahweh: "Aw, what the hell. Can't miss the Rumble." http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/26.jpg "KHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/27.jpg Mick hated being on the run, but the Letter "M" was a vicious stalker. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/28.jpg Randy collapses after he's completely grossed out by Mick's "Bit My Own Finger Off" trick. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/29.jpg Realizing that there's absolutely no way he'd be winning the Royal Rumble, Nunzio uses the time productively by puttering around the ring in his invisible motor scooter. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/30.jpg Goldberg: "Wha---? Hoowwwwid ah git heerrrrre.... Ah'mmm soo drunkkkk..." Brock: "Alright, Goldberg... atta boy... Lay off the hooch next time, you clown..." http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/31.jpg Grab your partner, doh-see-doh... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/32.jpg As part of his taunt to mock Kurt's Olympic history, Y2J does a mean impersonation of the gymnastic high bar. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/33.jpg Benoit: "Who ordered the Supersize tub of lard!" Ref: "Right here!" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/34.jpg The Ref was just as happy as the millions of internet fans when Benoit picked up the win, but he really didn't need to hear the Rabid Wolverine sing "Rock you like a hurricane." |
Ok corky who has the best captions so far?
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The Dudleyz momentarily broke kayfabe to check on Flair. I mean, they knew that tables sometimes worked a little too stiff, but that was just uncalled for. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/02.jpg Say what you will about Steven Richards, but no one does a better 6-1-9 than him, as Bubba learns the hard way. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/03.jpg Suddenly, the Dudley Boyz rip off their masks to reveal they're not The Dudleyz at all! It's Harlem Heat!!! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/04.jpg Bubba would have been more imposing looming over his fallen adversary, had he remembered to put on some damn pants first. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/05.jpg Getting slammed through a table is bad enough, but having the guy who did it proceed to dry-hump you afterwards is enough to ruin anyone's day. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/06.jpg Apparently, John Cena's jewelry was provided by Johannes Gutenberg. (cookie for anyone who knows who the hell that is) http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/07.jpg Noble made sure to hold Rey still while the ref hypnotized him into doing his bidding. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/08.jpg The Smackdown roster was unaccustomed to the ways of the nefarious Raw talent. As you can see, Teddy Long is about to have a field day. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/09.jpg Noble: Whaddya mean Nowhere Man can't come up with anything for this picture? http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/10.jpg Eddie wasn't about to let the match start until his invisible dog was done doing its business. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/11.jpg Eddie and Chavo were true pioneers in the art of expressionistic wrestling. Here, Eddie symbolizes the current direction of WWE's ratings, while Chavo represents the welfare of lower-card wortkers. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/12.jpg No one was really sure just what Eddie's problem with Cheech Marin is, but damn if he didn't make it personal. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/13.jpg Eddie torments his nephew with the classic "breaking an egg on your head" gag. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/14.jpg Here, Holly delivers the saddest looking Northern Lights ever. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/15.jpg Lex Luger makes his triumphant return to WWE. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/16.jpg HHH: So, who's turn is it to job tonight? HBK: Yours. HHH: No, yours! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/17.jpg "No, YOURS" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/19.jpg "No, YOURS! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/18.jpg In what had to be one of the sickest spots in wrestling history, not only does HBK get suplexed through a table, but his left foot explodes in mid-move!! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/20.jpg As if HBK's exploding foot wasn't bad enough, HHH skinned Michaels' face off! And somewhere in a far-off jail cell, Rob Black is crying for not doing it first. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/21.jpg Michaels was never good at doing a Stone Cold impression. He kept forgetting which finger to use. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/22.jpg Everyone knew that HHH was really phoning it in when he showed up to PPV's drunk off his ass. HBK: well, that would explain the massive beer gut. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/23.jpg HHH's ring work had gotten so bad, he was even putting himself to sleep. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/24.jpg Eric quickly tried to shift the blame when Austin found out Benoit was coming over to Raw. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/25.jpg The Rumble entrants were completely unaware of the gigantic ninja shuriken flying in from the rafters. Kwang had returned!!! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/26.jpg Ever the prankster, Booker T gives Kan ethe worst wedgie of his life. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/27.jpg Foley charged the ring at full speed, stopped, remembered it wasn't 1999 anymore, and turned around and went home. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/28.jpg WWE hoped to spice up the Foley/Orton feud by re-creating the infamous Austin/Pillman angle. It's just too bad the props department got its funding cut, because it'd be a lot more convincing with real guns. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/29.jpg Kwang wasn't the only one who had made a surprise return, as the Repo Man made off with Nunzio's laptop. And his pants. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/30.jpg Goldberg: What?!?! I was just checking my email earlier!!!! Brock: COMPUTER BAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/31.jpg Dogpile on the no-talent fatass!!!! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/32.jpg Jericho was actually supposed to be eliminated here, but that damn Rhyno just couldn't help himself. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/33.jpg Benoit: See? That's why I said trying a tope suicida was a bad idea. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/34.jpg Ref: Congratulations, Benoit! I can't wait to see you come over to Raw. I think you'll do a great JOB. Benoit: What? Ref: Nothing, I was just saying that you'll make a great ENHANCEMENT to Raw's TALENT pool. Benoit: Why do you keep talking like that? Ref: Oh, no reason. I just think YOU'RE GOING TO BE very happy on Raw, and that all your suspicions will be BURIED . Now, GET OUT and celebrate your victory, WHILE YOU STILL CAN appreciate the moment. EDIT: Dammit! About half of my jokes had been done before I could get this post done! |
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Flair watches Bubba and D-Von redecorate the ring, thinking that the Dudleys have watched too much trading spaces http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/02.jpg Flair and Bubba couldn't watch D-Von botch the Thriller dance http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/03.jpg Batista: Ha I didn't say Simon Says!!! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/04.jpg come on, the match wasn't that bad...... :shifty: http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/05.jpg corkscrewed's caption was too good http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/06.jpg Cenas been hanging out with RVD too much, he can't even remember his own catchphrase http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/08.jpg Upon hearing HHH is coming to the ring, the ref and Jamie Noble "assume the position" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/09.jpg Nidia always has time to pet her ...... pet WWE logo http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/10.jpg The Guerrero starting contest reaches hour 9, neither man showing signs of backing down http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/11.jpg Eddie flys off, proving that he is Superman http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/13.jpg Eddie stops the attack, sees that Ja Rule is making his entrance http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/14.jpg Brock uses the butterfly effect to get himself out of this shitfest of a match http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/15.jpg Someone tell Brock he doesn't need to sacrifice anyone, hes the champ http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/16.jpg HHH: Shawn, your hair is getting too long http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/17.jpg HHH is the ultimate evil. Not only does he have the figure four on Shawn, but he's using the force to choke him out too. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/20.jpg HHH, no matter how much he holds people down, can't fight back against HBK and God http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/24.jpg no real caption, just thought how weird it was seeing the owner of ECW and WCW in the same ring. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/25.jpg Steiner was amazed, O'Haire escaped his cage http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/26.jpg Kane picked a bad time to reenact the score from the HMS Pinafore http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/30.jpg After the hosses had killed off all real talent, they began to feed on each other http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/31.jpg Worst time for an orgy ever http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/32.jpg Jericho holds on for dear life, little does he know the glass ceiling is coming crashing down http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/33.jpg The glass ceiling crashes, killing the Big Show http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/34.jpg No caption, Benoit is the man |
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Once again, someone is disqualified for violating the rules of the WWE Limbo Competition. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/02.jpg Flair had to stop mid-stomp. Damned if Bubba didn't do the best Brando "Stellaaaaaaaaaaaa" he'd ever heard! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/03.jpg GOD: Which of thee is Bubba 37? BUBBA: I am! D-VON: Me! GOD: I doth not think so. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/04.jpg The Joe Boxer guy reacts to the worst wedgie of his life. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/05.jpg The sign "Holly Who?" could only mean one of two things: 1) Vince was wrong and the crowd wasn't rallying behind Hardcore. 2) The No Limit Soldiers were preparing to make their WWE debut. If you guessed 1...you don't know Vince very well. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/06.jpg JOHN: Check these fly rubber stampers I lifted from the library, yo! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/07.jpg Jamie was struck by a thought: If Nidia was going on sound, how would she know when and where to reach out and grab an ankle without getting her hand stomped on? Omigod...she's not blind! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/08.jpg COLE: Wait a minute! TAZZ: Steven Richards with the DDT out of nowhere! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/09.jpg JAMIE: Baby, why didn't you stop him? NIDIA: These glasses protect my eyes, they're not infrared! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/10.jpg Eddie starts the offense with...the Knee Point! It's over! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/11.jpg Eddie, once again foiled by Rhyno. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/12.jpg EDDIE: Why aren't you on The West Wing no more, homes? CHAVO: I told you...*ack*...I'm not Edward James Olmos! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/13.jpg Eddie had learned a lot growing up with Chavo. Not only did he show it with this eye gouge, he showed it by also gouging Chavo's two "secret" eyes. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/14.jpg HARDCORE (coming up for air): *Gasp* I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! BROCK: Get back down there. You knew what you were getting yourself into when you asked for a main-event push. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/15.jpg Worst. Crucifix. Ever. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/16.jpg HBK: Heheh. Remember when you got thrown in the hog pen? HHH: Remember when you posed for Playgirl? *Awkward silence* http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/17.jpg Triple H had been deceived! HBK kept the Figure-Four in, and he didn't show any signs of letting up. But Steph had told him that he could use the Force... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/18.jpg "Y?" Because WWE hates us. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/19.jpg HHH: My father did NOT smell of elderberries! HBK: *Gasp* Your mother was a hamster... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/20.jpg HHH: Dude, that must have been some pimple. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/21.jpg HHH: No, Shawn, don't catch the WMXX logo by the pointy end! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/22.jpg One downside to having a honker the size of HHH's: When you get groggy, it tends to weigh you down. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/23.jpg Earl makes a sudden and irrevocable heel turn when he starts doing the Test jumping jacks. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/24.jpg AUSTIN: Which one of you guys went out of business first? http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/25.jpg Matt was entranced. If those two could take out a 'roided-up freak like that, maybe he SHOULD take Ultimate Warrior up on his challenge. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/26.jpg Booker T obviously wasn't a Night Court fan. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/27.jpg "Yodelin'" Mick Foley made his surprising debut. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/28.jpg Mick "Tongue-Biting Shadow-Puppet Maker" Foley gets his gimmicks confused. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/29.jpg Nunzio was the envy of all the WWE superstars. HIS imaginary car was the coolest! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/30.jpg BROCK: *Ugh* They were right! GOLDBERG: About what? BROCK: You ARE hard to carry in a match! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/31.jpg Big Show had the best friends ever. All he said was that he could use a hug and... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/32.jpg Growing increasingly bored with the Rumble match, Jericho decided to make up for the gym time he missed last week. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/33.jpg Worst. Diving Headbutt. Ever. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/34.jpg REF: Chris, where are your pants? BENOIT: Oh, God. IT'S JUST LIKE MY DREAM! |
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Roots 2: Revenge Of The Black Man http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/03.jpg It was pretty obvious that the Dudleyz werne't putting much thought into their match as they both held up the "touchdown" sign when they noticed their team scored on a portable TV one of the fans in the crowd brought. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/30.jpg GOLDBERG: Why Brock, Why? BROCK: Like you don't know. I looked at the internet history to try and see who the one who's been leaking information out and found GOLDBERG.COM there. GOLDBERG: But...But...That could have been anyone! BROCK: Yeah, right. Like anyone other than you would have gone to your website. GOLDBERG: GOD DAMITT! FOILED AGAIN! |
@ Loppy: LOL. I can never get enough of those Edward James Olmos jokes. :D
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Okay: best captioneer so far: Loopy.
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Wow, sorry for ripping off everybody else's captions. I swear I didn't read them before I did mine.
And Gutenberg invented the "movable type" printing press. (-EDIT- Damn Corky... :p) |
Man, when I started doing the captions this time, no one else had replied. By the time I was done, 4 or 5 people had already gone and done most of the jokes I was lining up. I'm gettin too old for this.
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^ Happened to me, too. When I started, it was just Corky's captions, then all of a sudden, there was a whole thread full of them. And I ripped off a whole lot of 'em.
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What the heck, let me give this a shot for once...
I didn't read others before I did mine, sorry if I have some duplicates. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/01.jpg Seeing 92yr old Ric Flair can no longer get to the table on his own, the nice young dudley boys bring the table to him. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/02.jpg Bubba cries out in pain, knowing they are the only legitimate jobber tag team left. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/03.jpg Bubba and Devon celebrat being the offical #1 contenders/jobbers for the next few years. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/04.jpg Coach clearly hasn't recovered from his plastic surgery to give him ABS. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/05.jpg Batista figures if this wrestling thing doesn't work out, there's always a career in soft porn. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/06.jpg John Cena proudly displays what he made today in arts and crafts. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/07.jpg Jamie wonders if he wore a mask if it would help him which chicks. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/08.jpg Jamie assumes the position for another night of hot sex with Nidia. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/09.jpg Nidia continues to pretend to be blind, not wanting anyone to think she'd choose to sleep with Jamie Noble is she knew what he looked like. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/10.jpg Eddie and Chavo, each with one hand on their wallet so the other can't steal it. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/11.jpg Eddie confuses Chavos pants for a swimming pool http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/12.jpg Eddie once again teaches his older brother how to tie a tie. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/13.jpg Eddie helps chavo with his contact lenses. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/14.jpg In responses to recent hazing commited by Holly, Lesner makes him smell his armpit! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/15.jpg Brock lesner picks up his souviner life size bob holly doll. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/16.jpg HBK & HHH play "Guess my conditioner" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/17.jpg HHH always the gym rat, tries to show HBK the proper way to do situps. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/18.jpg HHH and HBK demostate to the Philly crowd what EndZone-Goalposts looks like. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/19.jpg Mistaking his masculine features for Steph, HHH demands HBK swallow and not spit this time. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/20.jpg HHH tries to tell HBK once again "Use a tampon" http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/21.jpg HBK tries to tell HHH he can't get pregnant when on the rag. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/22.jpg HHH goes for his Red Wings. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/23.jpg Earl Hebner not used to unconscious, halfnaked men that he didn't have to give roofies to, doesn't know who to tea-bag first. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/24.jpg Eric Bischoff quickly blames someone else for his fart. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/25.jpg Matt Morgan forgetting the script just stands there waiting for a cue card. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/26.jpg Thank you mistress I'd like another http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/27.jpg Mic Foley realises there's only 30days till his next book release runs to the ring to start plugging. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/28.jpg Mic tries to count how many books he has coming out in 2004, but runs out of fingers. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/29.jpg Nunzio seeing Mic in the ring, realizes he could have sat in his seat. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/30.jpg Broc desides to try and break Goldbergs neck before having to work a series with him. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/31.jpg RVD quickly realises the big show hasn't washed or changed his trunks in weeks to prepare for the royal rumble. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/32.jpg Y2J takes some time out for chinups. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/33.jpg After washing the big show, Benoit hangs him on the line to dry. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/34.jpg Yes, Finally after 19years, I can job in the mainevent of wrestlemania, which will sometime between now and then become the first match, while Rock & Sock get top billing. |
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The Dudley's attempt at the first ever "Musical Tables" wasn't a very big hit. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/02.jpg Flair: YOUR SOUL IS MINE! Bubba: *girly scream* Flair: ....YOU'RE NEXT, DEEVON! D-Von: hum-a-na-hum-a-na! Exit, stage right! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/03.jpg Dudleys: WE ARE THE NATION, OF DOMINATION! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/04.jpg Though no one was sure if Coach was hurt, he threw out a quick gesture of a thumbs up to ensure he was okay. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/05.jpg To have some strange kayfabish way, the WWE's new censor bar was a table..and thank God it worked fast.. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/06.jpg (OMG, SERIOUSLY! Doesn't it look like the hand with "Life" is coming from Josh?!) La..Lif...Life Word? Is Cena illiterate, or just bad aim? http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/07.jpg While the ref talked to Rey about switching to Geico, poor Jamie was confused all to hell, too many big words in one sentence. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/08.jpg Ref: Is this how I "Bend It Like Beckham?" Noble: DAMNIT! NOW I GET IT! DAMN YOU GEICO! DAMN YOU! Nidia: ...is this the ring? It feels bumpier than normal...wait, is this Jamie's chest? http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/09.jpg Noble: I could have saved alot of mon.. Nidia: *tweek tweek* Noble: OW! Nidia: Nope, this is Jamie's chest.. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/10.jpg Eddie and Chavo knew what to do..Take out the ref. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/11.jpg Eddie: My job here is done, and your job was obvious. Now, AWAY! FLY FLY! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/12.jpg Eddie was now reduced to using force to get his ties back. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/13.jpg Eddie: Wait...Chavo didn't steal my car keys? Chavo: MY EYES! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/14.jpg Lesnar: Not now Bob.. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/15.jpg This is what happens when a bad wrestler tries to pull off the Buff Blockbuster. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/16.jpg Looks like the vase had a divorce. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/17.jpg Holy hell! Now Trips is stealing body parts! Good lord! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/18.jpg Are DDT's supposed to have that much leverage? http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/19.jpg Hunter: WOOO! Bucking bronco! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/20.jpg The WMXX logo swooped in on the unsuspecting wrestlers. Upon landing, Shawn, the ref, and everyone in a fifteen foot radius was killed....except for Hunter, who completed no-selled death; proving his immortality, and causing every "internet" fan to break into a suicidal depression. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/21.jpg After catching the invincibility WMXX logo, Super Shawn was ready to take down Hunter Koopa. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/22.jpg This is the worst attempt at drunken boxing I may or may not have ever seen. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/23.jpg Earl: ...oh...man, they're both down...whatdoIdowhatdoIdo?! Crap... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/24.jpg Eric: No, Paul's a homo! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/25.jpg Matt wondered what would happen if he ran over to that group of men and threw them over. But, saddly, he decided to watch them instead. Maybe Rhyno would get an elimination! *Rhyno is eliminated* Or not! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/26.jpg Booker: WEDGIE! Kane: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/27.jpg Foley: One, two, skip to my Lou.. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/28.jpg "Homicidal" Mic strikes again! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/29.jpg Wow, the WWE have been having some cuts. They even had to sell the Time-Out Chair.. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/30.jpg Lesnar: What...the hell...Glass Ceiling...what the...argh.. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/31.jpg RVD: On the count of three... All: K RVD: ONE! All: *lifts up* RVD: TWO! All: *lifts up again* RVD: TH---A PENNY! All: *confused* http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/32.jpg Jericho: WHOA! I survived! Wait...hell on, I saw how this one ends. I go back into the ring, win, then job to Hunter. 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After being out for 12 months, Holly finally returns and gets a return match against Lesnar at the Royal Rumble. Unfortunately, he tries a Goldberg spear, and accidently runs head first into Lesnar, breaking his neck again and being out for another 12 months. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/23.jpg The ref does his best Val Venis impression. Ref: HELLO LADIES! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/16.jpg A few short seconds later, HHH Couldent resist, and bursted out laughing. |
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And this year the Royal Rumble is brought to you by WWE’s newest sponsor, Dos Equis! <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/02.jpg> Try as he might, Bubba Ray Dudley just couldn’t scream loud enough for the beerman to come to him. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/03.jpg> Bubba’s newest finisher- The Celestial Blast Of Death <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/04.jpg> Coach: Noooo! I don’t wanna be a joke! <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/05.jpg> No, that’s not a table… That’s the WWE’s newest way to censor things that shouldn’t be shown on television. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/06.jpg> When the hell did they decide to bring Nailz back, and dress him up as Cena? <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/07.jpg> Too bad for Rey, the Jamie Noble easy chairs aren’t that easy to set up. Not even the Ref knows how to do it. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/08.jpg> Reason #108 why it’s cool to have a blind girlfriend- She’ll never know that it was you who farted in her face. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/09.jpg> Yes Jamie, let’s make faces at the blind girl… Reeeeeal smart of ya…. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/10.jpg> Chavo: Hey Eddie, what happened to your mullet? Eddie: Hey Chavito, what happened to your push? <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/11.jpg> Moment later Eddie came crashing down onto Chavo and the world knew that Eddie forgot his invisible jet pack. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/12.jpg> I, too, remember the day I taught my older brother how to tie a tie. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/13.jpg> On one hand Eddie and Chavo loved the fact Dos Equis sponsored the PPV, but did the co-sponsor, Yal Rum, need to buy a spot on the ramp? <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/14.jpg> At one point in time pro wrestling was known around the world as the sport of kings, with such greats as Lou Thez, Freddie Blassie, Frank Gotch, Buddy Rogers, and countless others. In tribute to the sport of kings, this PPV was dubbed the Royal Rumble. In this year’s tribute this match should have been a curtain jerker. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/15.jpg> It’s one thing to steal a move from one show and use it on your show, but Lesnar’s Angle Slam was as big of a rip off as the Shooting Star Press. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/16.jpg> Triple H could only look in disgust and regret at the love child he had with A-Train. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/17.jpg> King: Oh my god! Triple H looks like he’s in a load of pain! JR: Baw Gawd you’re right King! Triple H looks like he’s in complete agony! King: This is the first time he has sold in a loooooong time! JR: …next time you say something like that, turn your mic off… |
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And Goldberg thought he had a good spear! <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/19.jpg> Ref: Trips, right now is NOT a good time to do your bushwhacker impression. HHH: Wooooooooah! Yaaaaaaaay! <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/20.jpg> HHH: Dude, she must me a total slut, isn’t she! HBK: Yeah, that Carrie will sleep with anyone if you lie to her and tell her you love her. <img src=http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/21.jpg> HBK couldn’t look away from the extension on Triple H’s tights… It’s no wonder why he’s with Vince’s daughter. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/22.jpg> And from the rafters comes Teddy Long’s newest protégé, the Black Pacman. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/23.jpg> The ref just stood in shock… Triple H, selling? <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/24.jpg> Eric: Ha! I just talked to Goldberg, and he said your booking was “meh sheh gu na!” Paul: What? Meshungina is a real word. Eric: So is Goldberg really saying he shags nuts? Paul: No, Meshungina is one word, not a phrase. Austin: Wait! I know this! Isn’t that the word for not eating pork, or something? Paul: Oy…. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/25.jpg> All Matt Morgan could do is laugh… None of the Tough Enough winners were in the rumble. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/26.jpg> That wasn’t the best time to give Kane an enema. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/27.jpg> You’d be running too if Triple H had an assortment of wrestlers playing “Bubble Gum, Bubble Gum in a dish” to see who the next person he would burry would be. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/31.jpg> Other wrestlers from the back ran out of the locker room as the game went on. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/32.jpg> The WWE is an environmentally friendly corporation. Here, they’re recycling one of HBK’s old moves. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/28.jpg> Randy just passed out as there was too much on his mind… Someone who could wrestle, AND cut a promo? Impossible! <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/29.jpg> Nunzio thought that as long as there was a camera on him he wouldn’t get stuck cleaning Sean O’Haire’s cage. <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/34.jpg> Chris Beniot, you just won the 2004 Royal Rumble after entering at number 1, you broke the record for the longest time in the ring, and you were able to carry The Big Show in a dramatic ending. What are you going to do? Beniot: I’m going to Raw!!! <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/30.jpg> It’s Hoss Tossin’ Time! <img src= http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/33.jpg> Here is your winner of the first ever Hoss Tossin’ Contest, Chris Beniot! |
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Proof that Ric Flair is working under the table. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/02.jpg The Cat possesses D'Von before he can aid Buh Buh. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/03.jpg PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AI'A, IF YOU'S A TRUE PLAYA http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/04.jpg Maybe if I tape up my ribs and sell, I will look like The Rock. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/05.jpg *Giggle* You naughty boy.. I meant the *kitchen* table! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/06.jpg If I punch you, it will say EFIL DROW. *Rolls the dice to see if he hits* http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/07.jpg Rey Counters the headlock by putting Noble in a knee-lock. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/08.jpg Massssssssssster! Look what Smeagol findssssssss! *Insane giggling* http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/09.jpg Please, all I've got is 17 bucks. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/10.jpg Eddie: I am going to keel you. Chavo: Eddie, this is just an angle... It's not real... Eddie: You turn my own blood against me holmes! Chavo: ... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/11.jpg Eddie: You are going to die, hombre... I am too queeeeeeeck for you... Chavo: I'm just pretending to lie here dude, I can see you.. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/12.jpg Eddie: You.. my own brother.. HOW COULD YOU DO THEES TO ME? Chavo Sr.: Eddie! WTF! You told me this was fake! Eddie: I am going to reep your tie off... ANDPUTITWHEREYOURHEARTUSEDTOBE, holmes! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/13.jpg Ref: Eddie... you killed Chavo. Eddie: *Sigh* It had to be done... Ref: ...Dude, this was an angle. Eddie: ...Oh. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/14.jpg Brock: Hahaha, I can't believe they booked me against Crash Holly. Hardcore: ...**** you... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/15.jpg Brock: Omfg dude, hahahaha. I am so watching this when I get to my room. Hardcore: ...*Sigh* http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/16.jpg Shawn: *Donald Duck voice* Don't move - I'll go get you a towel. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/17.jpg Shawn: KICK ME IN THE JIMMY! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/18.jpg JR: STUNNER! AUSTIN HIT THE STUNNER ON THE GAME, BUT THE REF IS DOWN! Tazz: ...WTF? http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/19.jpg Hebner's soul is released as Shang Tseung becomes frustrated. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/20.jpg HHH: Shawn, you should have just kept your head up my ass. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/21.jpg Shawn: Ok, put it back on. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/22.jpg Brains... Braaaaaaaaaains... http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/23.jpg Hunter: Maybe if we add in a couple more spots where we both lay down for 9 seconds, our match will get more time. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/24.jpg Heyman: Now let's find out who HE REALLY is! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/25.jpg Should I help Rhyno, or should I give this guy a Standing Reverse Bronco Buster? http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/26.jpg Booker T: Assume the position, sucka. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/27.jpg HA-DAH, HA-DAH, HA-DAH, HA-DAH... ha-dah... AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/28.jpg BA-BANG! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/29.jpg F*ck this. I am making another karate kid movie. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/30.jpg Goldberg: NAHGAHSELIT. Brock: ..? Goldberg: NAHGAHFUGAHSELIT! Brock: (Thinking, "Is this the dude from Waterboy?") http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/31.jpg Trish: OH! OH GOD YES! OH! http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/32.jpg Oops, almost dropkicked the floor. http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/33.jpg JR: WHAT A DDT BY THE ROCK! Cole: *Slams down his headphones* http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/p.../images/34.jpg HAHAHAHA! F*CK YOU HEYMAN! I DID IT! I REALLY *WILL* JOB TO HHH! |
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