X-SPAN!!!
 

:)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28666

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Superb stuff.

Particularly liked the quote of "These gals...are real sluts"

:lol:


Im gussing that Vince is going to pass some law that will allow him to kill everyone that is under 6 foot

Old?

New to me.....

:rofl:

It was just funnier when I saw it originally, near the XFL fiasco.