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RAW Captions (December 5, 2005)
That's right, kids, it's the RAW Captions! Now, this isn't counting toward the new caption contest, but it's a habit I want to get into. Ton of pictures this week between the regular in-ring stuff and the trial. So, let's do it!
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Oh the humanity!!!!! |
You do know that because you've taken the pics straight from WWE.COM, they'll be Red X's next week.
I'm just telling you so the Caption Contest won't be ruined when it starts.:) |
Next year, when the contest actually starts, I'm going to ImageShack the pictures that go with the best captions. So, the show threads themselves won't last from week to week, but the end-of-the-month contest threads will have all of the pictures.
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STAY PUFFT!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/33.jpg Big Show: I ate 55 cheesburgers in one sitting. Viscera: I ate 65 in one sitting! Big Show: I ate YOU in one sitting! Viscera: Oh yeah? Well I- wait, what? Big Show: *CHOMP* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/16.jpg Foley: Don't worry! I brought the Bat-Signal! We can just call Batman and he'll do our jobs FOR us! |
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The fact that Chris Masters had sold his soul to Satan to earn a push surprised no one. Doesn't mean there weren't some soiled britches when he came to collect. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/46.jpg LITA: Hey, Adam, is that the glass ceiling? EDGE: First of all, when we're on camera, I'm Edge. Second of all, ceilings are up, not to the side. [Under his breath] Jesus, why did I sleep with you in the first place? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/47.jpg EDGE: Oh, yeah. LITA: Is that it? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/48.jpg EDGE: Hey, 1995 called. They want their promo guy back. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/41.jpg PS: Welllllll, Vinnie Mac, I've just been told that Waylon Mercy is in the building tonight. Time will tell if... SLAUGHTER: Sorry. He's on medication to control that. Must have forgotten tonight. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/50.jpg SLAUGHTER: ...and control that, too. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/51.jpg In an ***ULTIMATE HEEL HEAT*** moment, Edge celebrated the massive double heart attack that felled two wrestling legends. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/53.jpg Tajiri learned a valuable lesson this night. Do not cross a Sith. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/43.jpg CHAVO: I am inVEENcible! [Whack!] LANCE: OW! CHAVO: Sorry. Random Boris Grishenko got me. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/44.jpg CHAVO: I can hear the ocean! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/37.jpg Fans were confused when Mickie James went from Trish Stratus' #1 fan to faith healer mid-match, but she sold it well. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/35.jpg Yeah, that'll never make it on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/38.jpg Wow, they really do want to make Mickie the next Trish, don't they? They're even giving her the gratuitous cleavage shots. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/33.jpg Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/31.jpg JG: MEIN GOTT! GERMAN SU-- Oh, vait. Wrong forum. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/32.jpg Mark-Out Moment #8549176320: The night Shawn Michaels RKOed Stevie Richards. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/29.jpg No finisher was more deadly than Tajiri's Diving Crotch Headbutt. |
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Joey: WHAT THE FUCK!? King: Uh... That's no Duck... That's the pyro... (Under his breath) This isn't ECW you idiot... Joey: WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'VE GONE DEAF AND I KEEP HEARING VINCE MCMAHON TELLING ME TO SHUT UP IN MY HEAD! King: *Slaps forehead* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/46.jpg Edge: That's no moon. That's Vader. :lol: Lita: Ooooooohhhhh. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/47.jpg Edge: Ooooo, what a nice tatt- I LUV MATT NOVEMBER 16 2005!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/50.jpg Hulk Hogan, sans all the steroid use. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/53.jpg Funky Fly: Yo, Tajiri, when's Ultimo coming out? :shifty:.... :kiss: Funky................ :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/33.jpg Vis: Do you really want to do this spot? Show: No... Vis: *Sigh* Me either... Well, here we go... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/31.jpg Show: I love stunt doubles.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/05.jpg Vince: This... This is the big truck of gimmicks. Straight from the parking lot of WWE HQ. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/42.jpg Mick: ... And I'm a guy who loves his moon pies. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/40.jpg Masters throws Tajiri for Vince's pleasure. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/47.jpg Coach: And you knew nothing of the razor wire and masks? Daivari: No. As a matter of fact, Val was supposed to be in character. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/33.jpg Vince: What the fuck? When the fuck did I approve THIS character!? (Flash back to Vince drunk at a meeting.) Vince: Rehire that old black dude from Tough Enough and call him the Boogeyman!!!! :rofl: |
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OH MY GOD! ENTRANCE THEME FROM HELL!!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/46.jpg"> Edge is brought to you by the letter R and the number zero! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/47.jpg"> Edge: Ooh, boobies! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/48.jpg"> Slaughter: I miss General Adnan. :'( <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/41.jpg"> Hayes: Everything I doooo...ooohh yeeeaaaahhh...I dooo it fooooorr yoooouuu!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/50.jpg"> Everybody do the crazy dance!!! Cameraman, join in!! Yeah!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/51.jpg"> Edge: Yes, *I* broke the Titantron! It was ME! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/53.jpg"> The 50 fans in attendance gasped as Triple H played a horrible joke and glued Tajiri to the barricade. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/43.jpg"> Chavo: YESSS!!! Lance: Oof!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/44.jpg"> Lance: Chavo, why did you glue your feet to the glass ceiling? It won't help! Believe me, I've tried! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/37.jpg"> Mickie: Ack! Evil red-and-black hair-dye botch! Must destroy! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/35.jpg"> Mickie: Get...off....me..... *gasp* Victoria: You think I should lay off the Doritos? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/38.jpg"> The Divas' reaction after being told that their future was on the Titantron at that very moment. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/33.jpg"> Viscera: I like what you did in WCW. Show: I like what you did in Green Mile. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/31.jpg"> Shelton: No, I will NOT let go! It's my transparent overhead surface!! MINE!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/32.jpg"> Ref: Hmm...I seem to remember leaving my oven on...thing is, I don't own an oven. Or a home. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/29.jpg"> Tajiri is simply electrifying! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/14.jpg"> Direct from the writers' journal: Reusable Idea #467: Big star comes out in specific type of truck to further an angle. (Notes: Hey, if it worked for Austin and Angle...) <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/15.jpg"> The end result of JBL's budget cuts... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/04.jpg"> Vince breaks it down and does the robot, to the delight of arms everywhere! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/05.jpg"> Vince decides to wow the fans by belching the entire alphabet...the RUSSIAN alphabet! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/18.jpg"> Coach: And then I poked him in the arm and said, "Hey! Don't you EVER talk to me like that again!" Bischoff: Wait...that's not how he handled The Rock 5 years ago... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/08.jpg"> Coach: It's this big! Honest! Bischoff: Wait...maybe Mae Young was right... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/07.jpg"> Vince: [thinking] I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie wooorrrrrld... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/01.jpg"> Foley: Dare me to judo-chop the podium? Eh? Eh?? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/31.jpg"> Coach: I'm disappointed in you, Eric. Bischoff: But that was 3 years ago! Stephanie was attractive back then!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/42.jpg"> Foley: And my next witness... Stevie Richards!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/36.jpg"> Foley: ...Um...Stevie? ... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/38.jpg"> Bischoff: Dammit, he didn't show up! I knew he'd abandon us! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/39.jpg"> Tajiri: No! Wait! I see him right there! GET HIM!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/40.jpg"> Masters: Tajiri, NO! You're seeing things! He's NOT HERE!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/44.jpg"> Bischoff: This is terrible... Stevie abandoned us... Coach: There, there, Eric. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/45.jpg"> Moolah: You know, I thought Burt Reynolds would be a little bit taller... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/41.jpg"> Coach: Eric, I... I love you... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/47.jpg"> Vince: Guys, you've gotta hear this song! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/48.jpg"> Daivari: What song is that, Vince? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/32.jpg"> ALLALLLEEYEYAAALLLEEYYAALALLEEYYYAALELAEYAAA... Bischoff: What? Coach: No...couldn't be! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/33.jpg"> Boogey: HEY!! ... Does anybody have the time? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/35.jpg"> Boogey: HAH, TIME! GET IT! I CRACK ME UP!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/37.jpg"> Boogey: Oh, MAN, is that funny!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/34.jpg"> Boogey: Wait...do I have something crawling out of my nose? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/50.jpg"> Foley: So you say THIS was the condom that assaulted you? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/49.jpg"> Foley: Please! Allow me to grab your tit! Maria: No! I'm fine, thanks! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/20.jpg">[/QUOTE] Foley: No, really I insist... Hey... was that all a bad dream? Vince: Sshh, quiet, I'm playing with myself under this robe... (Part Two to come...) |
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Bischoff: Sshhh! Everybody, please, silence! Vince is trying to think! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/23.jpg"> Cena: Woof! Woof! Guess what animal I am! Foley: Woof? Cats don't really say "woof". What an idiot... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/63.jpg"> Cena: Look! I bagged me a Bischoff! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/55.jpg"> Bischoff: *sniff* :'( Vince, please! Ease off the garlic! Vince: *BBWWWWAAAAPPP* <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/27.jpg"> Vince: Where is Droese? I DEMAND DUKE DROESE, DAMMIT!! Garbage Man: Why, I do believe that right dere was a illiterilation, Mr. McMahon! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/26.jpg"> Vince: Hey...somebody left a Bischoff in this dumpster. Who would throw away something like that?? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/19.jpg"> "Forget the trash, the garbage! We're in this truck stinking, and through it all, they said, that we weren't thinking, and they refuuuuse to seeeeee this traaaash 'round meeeee, PLEASE DON'T WAKE ME UP!!" |
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Vince: Okay, I know it's not the Simon System. I don't know if Raw can use "The Mark Henry System" as a sponser... albeit I'm impressed with how much you lost. |
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VINCE: Drivin' a truck / Drivin' a big ol' truck / Headin' down the Interstate just tryin' to make a buck / Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon / While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/15.jpg VINCE: I'll just blow the horn and--AAAAAAAH! MY QUAD! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/04.jpg DELIVERY MAN: Okay, I got a Vince McMahon Love Doll here for a... Mister Coachman? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/05.jpg VINCE: And tonight, we'll be having-- GUY IN RED-AND-WHITE HAT: HOLY SHIT! A TRUCK! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/09.jpg Distracted by the phenomenal Eric Bischoff costume, Vince walked right into the trap set for him by Mola Ram. |
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Make fun of me now, Edge, but take a good look. This'll be you in 16 years. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/50.jpg"> MY HIP! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/29.jpg"> Hooray I'm jobbing to Triple H. Finally, I am now officially an American citizen. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/39.jpg"> "HUT ONE..." Vince: OFFSIDE! Dammit, Tajiri. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/44.jpg"> Bischoff: John, how is it that you're whiter than me? |
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This is what happens when you give a guy a terrorist gimmick and then fire him... |
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Needless to say, the RAW locker rooms XBOX360 was the most deffecitive of all the shipped consoles. |
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Boogey:FLAVA FLAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE |
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Skippord:wavesad: Random Person:What are you waving to Skippord:My fascination with lesbian sex |
Loopy = ratings
I hope this lasts, I really do. |
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Big Show: Did you ever know that you're my hero Vis: And everything i'd like to be Big Show: I can fly higher than an eagle Show & Vis: Cause you are the wind beneathe my wings |
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Slim: That's not true, it was 5:08 when she blocked me the fifth time. (only c-fedders will get that) |
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Chavo: Hey look, an entertaining RoadwarriorsLOD caption Lance: Oooof Chavo: Oh wait..Nevermind |
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"Oooh, Daddy a likes what he sees" <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/50.jpg"> The WWE's new sinking ship match, in which combatants have to grab hold of something before the ring sinks <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/51.jpg"> Having begun to not shower for every week he doesnt get a title shot, Edge kills Michael Hayes and the Sarge with his body odor. Lita only becomes more aroused and goes in for a better sniff. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/35.jpg"> Victoria stops midway in her move to do the Robot on Mickie James. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/33.jpg"> Big Show bumps into Viscera. Viscera bumps into Big Show. Tempers Rise <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/35.jpg"> The NBA's new shotclock just wasnt working well with fans |
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Masters: Woah Tajiri, watch that first step! |
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Bischoff: And you, the fans of Raw, must find the lord within yourself. Only then will you save yourself McMahon: AMEN BROTHER! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/24.jpg"> As Bischoff waited to receive his blessing, he knew something was amiss. Father McMahon's loving glow turned to fire as McMahon revealed himself to be... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/23.jpg"> The DEVIL HIMSELF!! GASP! |
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up yours man |
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Hayes: I want my milk. Edge: Ma ma ma milk? Hayes: MILK! I WANT MILK! Edge: Milk? mmmmm ma ma moo milk? Moo Moo? HAYES: MY MILK! Edge: Moo moo? Milk! Milk comes from the Moo! Lita: I love our new pet doggy! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/31.jpg Coach's reaction to Bischoff when he suggests that Triple H drops the title for a year. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/42.jpg And the court YMCA is off to a great start. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/26.jpg Vince: What is this? WHAT IS THIS, DAMNIT? Vince looks in the garbage truck and sees the carreer of Chris Benot, RVD, Booker T, Jericho, Christian, Haas. He also see's the Gobbledy Gooker, Katie Vick, Mae Young's hand and alot others. Vince: Hey! This is great! Randy Orton walks by. Vince: HEY! GET IN HERE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/12.jpg Sable must have returned..... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/33.jpg Vis: Paul, I am yo fatha! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/05.jpg Vince: Today, we bury Duke the Dumpster Drose...... |
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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/27.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/19.jpg And here we see a rare glimps into the making of Rhyno Brand Glue. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/39.jpg Tajiri: LHYNO GRUE IS PEOPER!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/40.jpg Masters: That's enough out of you. Tajiri: PEEEEEEEPEEEERRRRRRRRRRR! |
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Moments after JBL was announced GM of Raw, sweeping changes were made, including the introduction of the Auchwitztron. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/46.jpg I'm not saying Lita's a slut, but she's already eyeing a guy in the front row... ...And one in the fifth as well. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/47.jpg "And this is how I faked orgasms with Matt..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/48.jpg Edge gets upset when Hayes says he has better hair. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/41.jpg "I know you're "rated R," Edge, but I hear your girlfriend's rated "STD." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/50.jpg Michael Hayes with a heel turn on Cousin It. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/51.jpg Lita: And just what did he mean by STD? Edge: Can't you spell? He thinks you're a STUD. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/53.jpg Triple H shows his contempt for blacks by tossing a Jap at 'em. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/43.jpg Rosey finally displays his superhuman abilities of speed and BO. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/44.jpg He took after his uncle too well...Chavo stole LAnce's wallet AND his virginity. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/33.jpg NEwly announced match on WWE.com: Eaten Alive. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/31.jpg Doctor Angle's 3 second rectal exam--MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/32.jpg The Referee reveals himself to the "Deflecto," using his amazing mental abilities to stop Michaels in midair. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/29.jpg Unfortunately, the Japanese Buzzsaw had loose wires that lead to a shocking Pedigree. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/15.jpg Feeding time for the Big Show. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/04.jpg Feeding time for the Ego. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/05.jpg "A few weeks ago, I fired Jim Ross, and you booed me. I opposed Steve Austin, and you booed me. Now you cheer for me, but a matter of weeks later. I just want you to know, you're the stupidest crowd I could possibly find. And I love you for it." *fans all pop* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/09.jpg "In my years working for you, Mr. McMahon, I've always done my best to...What are you unzipping your fly for? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/03.jpg Eric: That Lilian ain't bad, eh? I'd hit it. Vince: Why do you think she has a job? <http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/18.jpg Coach declares the new WWE dress code to be rascist, just before devouring a bucket of fried chicken. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/08.jpg "Eric's Penis is THIS big." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/07.jpg Due to FCC complaints, the WWE has replaced all matches with staring contests instead. Vince struggles to make eye contact with his opponent... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/45.jpg ...Nuff said. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/16.jpg Foley isn't going to speak tonight, he just comes around every 3 months, lest the fans forget him. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/06.jpg Mick: If it pleases the court, I would like to detail intimate relations with my wife. Vince: It does, but can we replace you with a hot chick? Or at least someone less ugly? Mick: Your honor, let the records show I already sold my dignity to the WWE... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/01.jpg "And that is why a flat tax will benefit the working man." *crickets* "...Right here in Trenton, New Jersey!" *Crowd erupts* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/31.jpg Eric was dismayed. It was only a matter of time before they discovered that he had eaten the last OReo. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/46.jpg Judge Judy's facelift was a remarkable success. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/42.jpg Stephanie, the shrewd businesswoman she is, was NOT impressed by the Macarena. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/38.jpg "Oh God, I'm in an Angle with a black gut...I'm SO fired... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/39.jpg IT'S MORPHING TIME! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/40.jpg The joke was on MAsters, as Tajiri stole his belt. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/44.jpg "Uh Eric, I don't really think the Vulcan Mind Meld works on yourself. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/43.jpg "Ladies, save some for me...In fact, save a lot for me..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/41.jpg "This may not be the time to say it, but Eric...I like you...I mean, REALLY like you." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/47.jpg "So you're saying you were pushed, despite being dark skinned?" "Yes." "Really, what is your secret?" "I act whiter than a Klan outfit" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/32.jpg Eric: What the Hell is that? Coach: I don't know...I think it's...Yes... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/33.jpg "I'm the AMWAY salesman! And I'm COMING TO GET YOU!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/50.jpg "Now, do you want to see what else I can pull out of my pants?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/49.jpg "Not after where YOUR hands have been, Mick." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/20.jpg "I do not feel Eric deserves to be fired, no. I think we should give him a time out." |
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And you thought Vince couldn't possiblie waste anymore money http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/46.jpg Edge: Hey Lita, the word gullible is written on the roof? Lita: where?? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/47.jpg Edge thinking *It's worked since the third grade http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/48.jpg P.S.: Now I picked ROCK!!!! Edge: NO!! YOU PICKED SCISORS!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/50.jpg Whatcha gonna do with all that breast inside your shirt??? Im gonna make make make you work amke you work work make you work http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/51.jpg Edge to Lita: Wanna smeel bad cake or good chese? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/53.jpg Hide Trips before Kanye West has something to say http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/43.jpg Edge through Titontron: Only my pits smell like fresh Guda, Chavo http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/37.jpg Vic High FIVE http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/35.jpg Vic: I just ate a pea I feel like I weigh a thousand pounds!! Trish: Babies got BACK!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/33.jpg All new this sunday, A WHO FARTED MATCH!!! FOR THE FART LARD TITLE http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1409900/29.jpg In a shocking turn of events Tajari learned a new move, the Green GAS http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/14.jpg Steph get of the entering ramp!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/05.jpg Vince: The wheels on the truck go round and round http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/09.jpg Eric: Vince I'd like to welcome you to the Bad Tie club http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/41.jpg Coach: You feel that on your back, that's not my finger http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/34.jpg What is there something on my nose? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/54.jpg Vince: So I heard from my friend's aunt's cousin that her boyfriend... OCC: Please consider this is my first and it's VERY late for me |
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The Power of Christ IS BACK |
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Eric tries to settle the crowd down after Vince reveals spoilers from the latest Harry Potter. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/21.jpg Vince (To self): Holy shit, the green fairy's back. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/24.jpg "And with the power invested in me, By the Austin, the Rock, and the Holy Hulkster, I pronounce you man and wife. Mister Bischoff, you may kiss Mister Richards..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/23.jpg Cena: Did the...Uhhh...Honeymoon start early? You got some...Uh...Pubes in your teeth... Eric: I should have flossed after the board meeting. Cena: ... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/63.jpg Nobody was impressed by Cena's "Fake Bischoff through the head" trick http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/28.jpg Yes, keep laughing, John. Little do you know That Hunter has erected a new, stronger glass ceiling...And this time, you're going down! Cena: Huhuhuh...You said 'erect.' http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/54.jpg "THERE'S NO CRYING IN FAKE SPORTING EVENTS!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/55.jpg "And how DARE you show my pubic hairs on public television?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/27.jpg I think I see a bit of Lita... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/26.jpg "Chris Masters, JBL's title reign, Mordecai, Matt HArdy's push, The IC title..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/1712060/19.jpg Raw's Death Star was far less impressive than the original. |
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