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Old 12-06-2005, 11:11 PM   #1
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RAW Captions (December 5, 2005)
That's right, kids, it's the RAW Captions! Now, this isn't counting toward the new caption contest, but it's a habit I want to get into. Ton of pictures this week between the regular in-ring stuff and the trial. So, let's do it!
















































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Sadly, the old days are gone, my friend.

*Sews Shaggy's head back on*

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Old 12-06-2005, 11:13 PM   #2
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Old 12-06-2005, 11:22 PM   #3
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Old 12-06-2005, 11:30 PM   #4
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You do know that because you've taken the pics straight from WWE.COM, they'll be Red X's next week.

I'm just telling you so the Caption Contest won't be ruined when it starts.
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Old 12-06-2005, 11:52 PM   #5
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Next year, when the contest actually starts, I'm going to ImageShack the pictures that go with the best captions. So, the show threads themselves won't last from week to week, but the end-of-the-month contest threads will have all of the pictures.
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Big Show: I ate 55 cheesburgers in one sitting.
Viscera: I ate 65 in one sitting!
Big Show: I ate YOU in one sitting!
Viscera: Oh yeah? Well I- wait, what?
Big Show: *CHOMP*


Foley: Don't worry! I brought the Bat-Signal! We can just call Batman and he'll do our jobs FOR us!
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The fact that Chris Masters had sold his soul to Satan to earn a push surprised no one. Doesn't mean there weren't some soiled britches when he came to collect.



LITA: Hey, Adam, is that the glass ceiling?

EDGE: First of all, when we're on camera, I'm Edge. Second of all, ceilings are up, not to the side. [Under his breath] Jesus, why did I sleep with you in the first place?



EDGE: Oh, yeah.

LITA: Is that it?



EDGE: Hey, 1995 called. They want their promo guy back.



PS: Welllllll, Vinnie Mac, I've just been told that Waylon Mercy is in the building tonight. Time will tell if...

SLAUGHTER: Sorry. He's on medication to control that. Must have forgotten tonight.



SLAUGHTER: ...and control that, too.



In an ***ULTIMATE HEEL HEAT*** moment, Edge celebrated the massive double heart attack that felled two wrestling legends.



Tajiri learned a valuable lesson this night. Do not cross a Sith.



CHAVO: I am inVEENcible!

[Whack!]

LANCE: OW!

CHAVO: Sorry. Random Boris Grishenko got me.



CHAVO: I can hear the ocean!



Fans were confused when Mickie James went from Trish Stratus' #1 fan to faith healer mid-match, but she sold it well.



Yeah, that'll never make it on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.



Wow, they really do want to make Mickie the next Trish, don't they? They're even giving her the gratuitous cleavage shots.



Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak...



JG: MEIN GOTT! GERMAN SU-- Oh, vait. Wrong forum.



Mark-Out Moment #8549176320: The night Shawn Michaels RKOed Stevie Richards.



No finisher was more deadly than Tajiri's Diving Crotch Headbutt.
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Joey: WHAT THE FUCK!?

King: Uh... That's no Duck... That's the pyro... (Under his breath) This isn't ECW you idiot...

Joey: WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'VE GONE DEAF AND I KEEP HEARING VINCE MCMAHON TELLING ME TO SHUT UP IN MY HEAD!

King: *Slaps forehead*


Edge: That's no moon. That's Vader.

Lita: Ooooooohhhhh.


Edge: Ooooo, what a nice tatt- I LUV MATT NOVEMBER 16 2005!?


Hulk Hogan, sans all the steroid use.


Funky Fly: Yo, Tajiri, when's Ultimo coming out?

.... Funky................


Vis: Do you really want to do this spot?

Show: No...

Vis: *Sigh* Me either... Well, here we go...


Show: I love stunt doubles....


Vince: This... This is the big truck of gimmicks. Straight from the parking lot of WWE HQ.


Mick: ... And I'm a guy who loves his moon pies.


Masters throws Tajiri for Vince's pleasure.


Coach: And you knew nothing of the razor wire and masks?
Daivari: No. As a matter of fact, Val was supposed to be in character.


Vince: What the fuck? When the fuck did I approve THIS character!?

(Flash back to Vince drunk at a meeting.)

Vince: Rehire that old black dude from Tough Enough and call him the Boogeyman!!!!
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OH MY GOD! ENTRANCE THEME FROM HELL!!!


Edge is brought to you by the letter R and the number zero!


Edge: Ooh, boobies!


Slaughter: I miss General Adnan.


Hayes: Everything I doooo...ooohh yeeeaaaahhh...I dooo it fooooorr yoooouuu!!


Everybody do the crazy dance!!! Cameraman, join in!! Yeah!!


Edge: Yes, *I* broke the Titantron! It was ME!


The 50 fans in attendance gasped as Triple H played a horrible joke and glued Tajiri to the barricade.


Chavo: YESSS!!!
Lance: Oof!!


Lance: Chavo, why did you glue your feet to the glass ceiling? It won't help! Believe me, I've tried!


Mickie: Ack! Evil red-and-black hair-dye botch! Must destroy!


Mickie: Get...off....me..... *gasp*
Victoria: You think I should lay off the Doritos?


The Divas' reaction after being told that their future was on the Titantron at that very moment.


Viscera: I like what you did in WCW.
Show: I like what you did in Green Mile.


Shelton: No, I will NOT let go! It's my transparent overhead surface!! MINE!!


Ref: Hmm...I seem to remember leaving my oven on...thing is, I don't own an oven. Or a home.


Tajiri is simply electrifying!


Direct from the writers' journal: Reusable Idea #467: Big star comes out in specific type of truck to further an angle. (Notes: Hey, if it worked for Austin and Angle...)


The end result of JBL's budget cuts...


Vince breaks it down and does the robot, to the delight of arms everywhere!


Vince decides to wow the fans by belching the entire alphabet...the RUSSIAN alphabet!


Coach: And then I poked him in the arm and said, "Hey! Don't you EVER talk to me like that again!"
Bischoff: Wait...that's not how he handled The Rock 5 years ago...


Coach: It's this big! Honest!
Bischoff: Wait...maybe Mae Young was right...


Vince: [thinking] I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie wooorrrrrld...


Foley: Dare me to judo-chop the podium? Eh? Eh??


Coach: I'm disappointed in you, Eric.
Bischoff: But that was 3 years ago! Stephanie was attractive back then!!


Foley: And my next witness... Stevie Richards!!


Foley: ...Um...Stevie? ...


Bischoff: Dammit, he didn't show up! I knew he'd abandon us!


Tajiri: No! Wait! I see him right there! GET HIM!!


Masters: Tajiri, NO! You're seeing things! He's NOT HERE!!


Bischoff: This is terrible... Stevie abandoned us...
Coach: There, there, Eric.


Moolah: You know, I thought Burt Reynolds would be a little bit taller...


Coach: Eric, I... I love you...


Vince: Guys, you've gotta hear this song!


Daivari: What song is that, Vince?


ALLALLLEEYEYAAALLLEEYYAALALLEEYYYAALELAEYAAA...
Bischoff: What?
Coach: No...couldn't be!


Boogey: HEY!! ... Does anybody have the time?


Boogey: HAH, TIME! GET IT! I CRACK ME UP!!


Boogey: Oh, MAN, is that funny!!


Boogey: Wait...do I have something crawling out of my nose?


Foley: So you say THIS was the condom that assaulted you?


Foley: Please! Allow me to grab your tit!
Maria: No! I'm fine, thanks!

[/QUOTE]
Foley: No, really I insist... Hey... was that all a bad dream?
Vince: Sshh, quiet, I'm playing with myself under this robe...

(Part Two to come...)
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Bischoff: Sshhh! Everybody, please, silence! Vince is trying to think!


Cena: Woof! Woof! Guess what animal I am!
Foley: Woof? Cats don't really say "woof". What an idiot...


Cena: Look! I bagged me a Bischoff!


Bischoff: *sniff* Vince, please! Ease off the garlic!
Vince: *BBWWWWAAAAPPP*


Vince: Where is Droese? I DEMAND DUKE DROESE, DAMMIT!!
Garbage Man: Why, I do believe that right dere was a illiterilation, Mr. McMahon!


Vince: Hey...somebody left a Bischoff in this dumpster. Who would throw away something like that??


"Forget the trash, the garbage! We're in this truck stinking, and through it all, they said, that we weren't thinking, and they refuuuuse to seeeeee this traaaash 'round meeeee, PLEASE DON'T WAKE ME UP!!"
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Vince: Okay, I know it's not the Simon System. I don't know if Raw can use "The Mark Henry System" as a sponser... albeit I'm impressed with how much you lost.
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VINCE: Drivin' a truck / Drivin' a big ol' truck / Headin' down the Interstate just tryin' to make a buck / Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon / While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on...



VINCE: I'll just blow the horn and--AAAAAAAH! MY QUAD!



DELIVERY MAN: Okay, I got a Vince McMahon Love Doll here for a... Mister Coachman?



VINCE: And tonight, we'll be having--

GUY IN RED-AND-WHITE HAT: HOLY SHIT! A TRUCK!



Distracted by the phenomenal Eric Bischoff costume, Vince walked right into the trap set for him by Mola Ram.
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MY HIP!


Hooray I'm jobbing to Triple H. Finally, I am now officially an American citizen.


"HUT ONE..." Vince: OFFSIDE! Dammit, Tajiri.


Bischoff: John, how is it that you're whiter than me?
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Old 12-07-2005, 09:42 AM   #22
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Lance: Oooof

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"Oooh, Daddy a likes what he sees"




The WWE's new sinking ship match, in which combatants have to grab hold of something before the ring sinks



Having begun to not shower for every week he doesnt get a title shot, Edge kills Michael Hayes and the Sarge with his body odor. Lita only becomes more aroused and goes in for a better sniff.




Victoria stops midway in her move to do the Robot on Mickie James.




Big Show bumps into Viscera. Viscera bumps into Big Show. Tempers Rise





The NBA's new shotclock just wasnt working well with fans
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Bischoff: And you, the fans of Raw, must find the lord within yourself. Only then will you save yourself

McMahon: AMEN BROTHER!



As Bischoff waited to receive his blessing, he knew something was amiss. Father McMahon's loving glow turned to fire as McMahon revealed himself to be...


The DEVIL HIMSELF!! GASP!
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Lance: Oooof

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Hayes: I want my milk.
Edge: Ma ma ma milk?
Hayes: MILK! I WANT MILK!
Edge: Milk? mmmmm ma ma moo milk? Moo Moo?
HAYES: MY MILK!
Edge: Moo moo? Milk! Milk comes from the Moo!
Lita: I love our new pet doggy!



Coach's reaction to Bischoff when he suggests that Triple H drops the title for a year.



And the court YMCA is off to a great start.



Vince: What is this? WHAT IS THIS, DAMNIT?
Vince looks in the garbage truck and sees the carreer of Chris Benot, RVD, Booker T, Jericho, Christian, Haas. He also see's the Gobbledy Gooker, Katie Vick, Mae Young's hand and alot others.
Vince: Hey! This is great!
Randy Orton walks by.
Vince: HEY! GET IN HERE!



Sable must have returned.....



Vis: Paul, I am yo fatha!



Vince: Today, we bury Duke the Dumpster Drose......
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And here we see a rare glimps into the making of Rhyno Brand Glue.


Tajiri: LHYNO GRUE IS PEOPER!!!!!


Masters: That's enough out of you.
Tajiri: PEEEEEEEPEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!
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Moments after JBL was announced GM of Raw, sweeping changes were made, including the introduction of the Auchwitztron.



I'm not saying Lita's a slut, but she's already eyeing a guy in the front row...

...And one in the fifth as well.




"And this is how I faked orgasms with Matt..."





Edge gets upset when Hayes says he has better hair.





"I know you're "rated R," Edge, but I hear your girlfriend's rated "STD."





Michael Hayes with a heel turn on Cousin It.



Lita: And just what did he mean by STD?

Edge: Can't you spell? He thinks you're a STUD.




Triple H shows his contempt for blacks by tossing a Jap at
'em.




Rosey finally displays his superhuman abilities of speed and BO.



He took after his uncle too well...Chavo stole LAnce's wallet AND his virginity.









NEwly announced match on WWE.com: Eaten Alive.




Doctor Angle's 3 second rectal exam--MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!




The Referee reveals himself to the "Deflecto," using his amazing mental abilities to stop Michaels in midair.



Unfortunately, the Japanese Buzzsaw had loose wires that lead to a shocking Pedigree.




Feeding time for the Big Show.





Feeding time for the Ego.



"A few weeks ago, I fired Jim Ross, and you booed me. I opposed Steve Austin, and you booed me. Now you cheer for me, but a matter of weeks later. I just want you to know, you're the stupidest crowd I could possibly find. And I love you for it."

*fans all pop*




"In my years working for you, Mr. McMahon, I've always done my best to...What are you unzipping your fly for?




Eric: That Lilian ain't bad, eh? I'd hit it.

Vince: Why do you think she has a job?


<

Coach declares the new WWE dress code to be rascist, just before devouring a bucket of fried chicken.




"Eric's Penis is THIS big."




Due to FCC complaints, the WWE has replaced all matches with staring contests instead. Vince struggles to make eye contact with his opponent...



...Nuff said.


Foley isn't going to speak tonight, he just comes around every 3 months, lest the fans forget him.




Mick: If it pleases the court, I would like to detail intimate relations with my wife.

Vince: It does, but can we replace you with a hot chick? Or at least someone less ugly?

Mick: Your honor, let the records show I already sold my dignity to the WWE...




"And that is why a flat tax will benefit the working man."

*crickets*

"...Right here in Trenton, New Jersey!"

*Crowd erupts*




Eric was dismayed. It was only a matter of time before they discovered that he had eaten the last OReo.




Judge Judy's facelift was a remarkable success.




Stephanie, the shrewd businesswoman she is, was NOT impressed by the Macarena.





"Oh God, I'm in an Angle with a black gut...I'm SO fired...




IT'S MORPHING TIME!




The joke was on MAsters, as Tajiri stole his belt.



"Uh Eric, I don't really think the Vulcan Mind Meld works on yourself.




"Ladies, save some for me...In fact, save a lot for me..."



"This may not be the time to say it, but Eric...I like you...I mean, REALLY like you."




"So you're saying you were pushed, despite being dark skinned?"

"Yes."

"Really, what is your secret?"

"I act whiter than a Klan outfit"



Eric: What the Hell is that?

Coach: I don't know...I think it's...Yes...




"I'm the AMWAY salesman! And I'm COMING TO GET YOU!"





"Now, do you want to see what else I can pull out of my pants?"




"Not after where YOUR hands have been, Mick."




"I do not feel Eric deserves to be fired, no. I think we should give him a time out."
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Old 12-07-2005, 04:42 PM   #31
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Old 12-07-2005, 11:03 PM   #32
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And you thought Vince couldn't possiblie waste anymore money


Edge: Hey Lita, the word gullible is written on the roof?
Lita: where??


Edge thinking *It's worked since the third grade


P.S.: Now I picked ROCK!!!!
Edge: NO!! YOU PICKED SCISORS!!!


Whatcha gonna do with all that breast inside your shirt???
Im gonna make make make you work amke you work work make you work


Edge to Lita: Wanna smeel bad cake or good chese?


Hide Trips before Kanye West has something to say


Edge through Titontron: Only my pits smell like fresh Guda, Chavo


Vic High FIVE


Vic: I just ate a pea I feel like I weigh a thousand pounds!!
Trish: Babies got BACK!!!!


All new this sunday, A WHO FARTED MATCH!!! FOR THE FART LARD TITLE


In a shocking turn of events Tajari learned a new move, the Green GAS


Steph get of the entering ramp!!!


Vince: The wheels on the truck go round and round


Eric: Vince I'd like to welcome you to the Bad Tie club


Coach: You feel that on your back, that's not my finger


What is there something on my nose?


Vince: So I heard from my friend's aunt's cousin that her boyfriend...

OCC: Please consider this is my first and it's VERY late for me
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Old 12-08-2005, 01:06 AM   #33
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The Power of Christ IS BACK
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Old 12-08-2005, 01:10 AM   #34
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Vince:The power of Christ compels you!!

Edge and Lita, rated "R" for "Retarded"

oops never saw Skippords caption.
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Old 12-08-2005, 01:39 AM   #35
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Eric tries to settle the crowd down after Vince reveals spoilers from the latest Harry Potter.




Vince (To self): Holy shit, the green fairy's back.




"And with the power invested in me, By the Austin, the Rock, and the Holy Hulkster, I pronounce you man and wife. Mister Bischoff, you may kiss Mister Richards..."



Cena: Did the...Uhhh...Honeymoon start early? You got some...Uh...Pubes in your teeth...

Eric: I should have flossed after the board meeting.

Cena: ...





Nobody was impressed by Cena's "Fake Bischoff through the head" trick




Yes, keep laughing, John. Little do you know That Hunter has erected a new, stronger glass ceiling...And this time, you're going down!

Cena: Huhuhuh...You said 'erect.'




"THERE'S NO CRYING IN FAKE SPORTING EVENTS!"




"And how DARE you show my pubic hairs on public television?"




I think I see a bit of Lita...




"Chris Masters, JBL's title reign, Mordecai, Matt HArdy's push, The IC title..."




Raw's Death Star was far less impressive than the original.
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Old 12-08-2005, 01:40 AM   #36
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Vince:The power of Christ compels you!!

Edge and Lita, rated "R" for "Retarded"

oops never saw Skippords caption.
To be fair, they're kinda different. Hés playing on "The power is back" as well as the religious ref.
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Old 12-08-2005, 02:18 AM   #37
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Chavo's attempt at the good old fake yawn and arm on the shoulder failed miserably.
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