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JBL: ...And I am suing Vince McMahon's One Eyed Snake for the loss of my right eye. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/04.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/22.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/03.jpg Rey's "Mini Me" gimmick was pretty useless with the mask. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/23.jpg Everybody's got a price, And everybody's gonna pay! Cause the Million Dollar Man... Always gets his way! JBL: OH FUCK! WHEN WERE YOU REHIRED!? OJ: VIRGIL!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/21.jpg JBL: You know, perfectly round holes in your shoes aren't realistic. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/35.jpg JBL: STEPHANIE!? Rey: Hey, get me down... JBL: REY! WHAT DID WE DO!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/27.jpg DDB is at it again! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/06.jpg Gettin' smurfy wit' it! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/19.jpg Bob: Ugh... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/28.jpg Randy: OH MY GOD! DAD! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM LITA AT THIS TIME OF THE MONTH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/42.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/40.jpg Randy: Man, ever since Josh has been with his new girl friend he's been acting weird. (I bet no one will get the reference.) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/39.jpg Benoit: FOOOORRRRRR.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/43.jpg Benoit: ...REEEEEAAAAALLLLL! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/10.jpg Cole: WHAT A STUNNER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/11.jpg Super Crazy is caught by the invisible crucifix mid-moonsault. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/17.jpg Boogeyman: I'VE BOUGHT A NEW, LONGER ELEPHANT PENIS! AND I'M COMMIN' TO GETCHA! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/37.jpg Lashley: And STREEEETCH... 1 2 3 4. STREEEETCH 1 2 3 4... |
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(8)I wanna take you to a Gay Bar! Gay Bar! Gay Bar!(8) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/17.jpg The new look Father Time makes his WWE Debut. |
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JBL: ...and that's why I gave up a career in proctology to become a wrestler. JILLIAN/EVERYONE: Ewwwwwwwwwww! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/02.jpg Alas, old habits die hard. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/04.jpg And the day that he got to play in the Big Boy Ring was the happiest day of Rey's life. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/23.jpg In preparation for the 2006 Invisible Olympics, the Cabinet perfected their Synchronized Rings routine. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/20.jpg Buckwheat would always remember what he was doing the day he found out that Alfalfa was murdered. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/26.jpg Next time someone tells you that narcolepsy and wrestling don't mix...they're right! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/25.jpg BATISTA: Nooooo! JBL: That was a good tackle, Dave. But the "no" could use some work. Now, give me 50 laps around the arena. BATISTA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JBL: Better. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/21.jpg REY: Hey, why is your mouth open. WHY IS YOUR MOUTH OPEN?!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/35.jpg Surprised it took this long for JBL to see that side of Jillian's face. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/27.jpg Sleepboxing is always dangerous. Particularly when you're not alone. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/22.jpg Dave and Rey do their impression of "WWE Rookie Initiation." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/30.jpg It's rare for someone's mutant ability to emerge during a wrestling match. Perhaps this is why OJ's Optic Blasts only came out as red and blue dots. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/03.jpg REY: Come on! I've got you in a headlock! Sell iiiiiiiiit! Please? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/05.jpg RANDY: Dad, I hate this store. Are you sure that Hot Topic is the only place we can find it? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/06.jpg While Undertaker's mind games went a bit too far when he killed Skippy, Randy's pet hamster, the burial ceremony was surprisingly moving. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/07.jpg Okay, I was never a big Tori fan, but this pose was way sexier when she and X-Pac would do it. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/28.jpg In the grand tradition of Men on a Mission and John Cena, WWE introduces Run-RKO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/19.jpg BOB: Okay. The good news is Big Show's toilet isn't clogged anymore... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/42.jpg RANDY: Oh, hey, Josh. Josh? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/40.jpg RANDY: Oh, my God! The White Witch has been here! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/32.jpg BOOKER: I... I was just playin' with 'im. An'... An' his neck broke! :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/39.jpg Chris Benoit drew the biggest pop of the night when he pulled the invisible carpet out from under Booker T. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/37.jpg In yet another example of WWE Stereotype Theatre, Bobby Lashley's match comes to a grinding halt when he chokes on a chicken bone. === More to come later. |
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Though Vince was skeptical at first, he finally decided to re-sign Brock Lesnar provided that he would agree to drop 150 pounds and be Bobby Lashley's personal bitch. |
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Lashley: Oh you and I are gonna have fun tonight white boy. Regal: Huh? Lashley: Nothing... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/23.jpg JBL: She was so tall but I reached up and tweaked her nipples like this and she loved it. OJ: Well I had to ride her from behind like this, go figure. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/06.jpg Bob Orton: Did anyone ever tell you Purple is your color Randy? I know I suck, but it was worth a try. |
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Unfortunately, Big Dave chose the wrong time to start break-dancing. He has since apologized for decapatating OJ. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/22.jpg OJ was a distraught with Dave and Rey's "In-Stereo Ultimate Warrior" impresion. |
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Batista=Animal=Left Pose Rey Mysterop=Cruiserweight=Right Pose Orlando Jordan=???=Wrong Pose http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/04.jpg Batista Head: Ehhhh huh huh! Hey Reyvis, huh huh, dare me to go up there and shove that shovel up Undertakers butt? Reyvis: Yeah, heh heh heh. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/05.jpg Randy Orton thought of killing the legend of Pac Man, until he ate that big blue dot. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/06.jpg Pacman: YO YO YO! Randy Orton: Wow grandpa, check it out, its Pacman. Pacman: Yo, whats up in dis shit? Wanna hit? Bob Orton: No, Pacman, drugs are bad. Pacman: PUSSIES! *Smokes a puff* WHOAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT! |
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"Now I know what you are all wondering...Why this sanitary napkin is on my face and not Jillian's...Mole..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/02.jpg Jillian was horrified when one of JBL's "Assets" slipped. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/04.jpg "Bring your son to work" week was a hit in the WWE. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/23.jpg Even the upper crust are D-X fans. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/20.jpg OJ is fined for illegal use of extra fingers in a rectal exam. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/26.jpg I told you nobody found your "welcome back Kotter" impression to be funny. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/25.jpg "Oh yeah....Oh Monica...TEETH! TEETH!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/21.jpg "And this is the stock market now!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/35.jpg Hasn't Katie Vick suffered enough? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/27.jpg "Dancing Dave" turned out to be quite a dangerous gimmick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/22.jpg They braced for impact as an iceberg hit the ring...In Orlando's heart, he knew that the black guy would be the one to die... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/30.jpg "LOOK! A penny!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/03.jpg "Daddy, JBL said we was gonna beat me up at recess!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/05.jpg Orton cringed. This could only mean one thing... ...His career was as dead as Taker's. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/06.jpg How many gay cowboy jokes can I make in one week? Bob Orton wanted to make his son feel better...The only way he knew how... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/07.jpg "You sure I don't need to use lube dad?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/28.jpg "Did you have any barbeque today?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/19.jpg Bob Orton: Had some last week, why? Randy: You got a little bit on you. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/42.jpg One too many gay jokes took its toll... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/40.jpg Randy: I think we hurt his feelings. Bob: Yeah, we should really apologise. Randy: Maybe hir him a stipper. Bob: I hear Shelton's push is over Randy: Close enough. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/32.jpg "You make me feeeeeel like a natural woman..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/39.jpg Poor Marty McFly. His dreams of being a musician were shattered, and now here he was, jobbing to the lowest form of wrestler...The token ethnic stereotype. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/43.jpg "Is testicular retrieval supposed to take this long?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/34.jpg Sharmelle attacks Stevie Richards as he high fives his running buddy, Benoit. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/33.jpg Sharmelle: Oh, please, for the love of God...DON'T HULK UP! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/16.jpg "If she's feuding with Trish, how long until we're on Velocity?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/09.jpg WWE rip-off #432...Queer Eye for the Latino Guy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/10.jpg "Dude, that guy's totally checking out your ass!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/11.jpg Unreleased Wrestlemania Goes Hollywood advertisement parody: Free Willy http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/13.jpg From Left to right: Corey Feldman, Ricardo Montalban, and Michael Jackson http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/12.jpg "Frankenstein...Want...TITLE..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/14.jpg "Peanuts!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/15.jpg Emillio Estevez turns against his roots and sides with MNM. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/17.jpg John Cena's "Battle Rap" Partner. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/29.jpg The best part is when he chews them up and then actually regurgitates them into the young jobber's mouth. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/36.jpg "I like it when they lie real stilll..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/37.jpg Given the history of racial gimmicks, Wayne Brady shouldn't have been too surprised when he was asked to play King Kong. |
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Bob:Hey what the...my hand is stuck... Randy: What do u mean your hand is st.....damn it i thought they fired rhyno?(told you ive been coming here for a while:)) |
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"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS, I AM NOT STEVEN BALDWIN!!!!!" |
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"you did WHAT in my handba... uhh, briefcase!!" |
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BENOIT: How on Earth did you get the penny this far in your ear?! BOOKER: WHAT? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/34.jpg This was the night that Benoit learned that he, unfortunately, could not use the Force. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/33.jpg BENOIT: Hey, weren't you a Nitro Girl? SHARMELLE: NO! No, I swear I wasn't... Don't say anything. If Vince finds out I was in WCW, my push is GONE! BENOIT: You're being pushed? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/16.jpg JOHNNY: Yep. There's one. MELINA: Found one up in the cheap seats. Come on, Joey, what's wrong? JOEY: I'unno. Just don't feel like pointing at homos tonight. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/09.jpg PSICOSIS: MAN, this recliner is uncomfortable! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/10.jpg COLE: Johnny Nitro just slid a damned Kendo stick into the ri-- Uh-oh... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/11.jpg BAH GAWD! GOD HIMSELF HAS JUST TURNED ON THE MEXICOOLS! CHOKESLAM TO HELL! ...FROM HEAVEN! WHY, DAMMIT?!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/13.jpg PSICOSIS: Wait, really? JUVI: Yeah. He's singing showtunes! SUPER CRAZY: Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes we both oh yes we both... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/12.jpg Psicosis may have taken the bullet, but Stevie would definitely owe him one. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/14.jpg COLE: How disrespectful, Tazz! God helps MNM win the match, and Mercury has the AUDACITY to call Him a homo! (Okay, I swear, last homo joke) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/15.jpg Kid Kash's audacious plan worked. Photoshop yourself into a picture with MNM, earn a Cruiserweight Title shot! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/17.jpg Time to make the donuts, bitch! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/29.jpg No one would ever forget the night that Boogeyman ripped the jobber's brain from his skull. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/36.jpg BOOGEYMAN: Uh, dude, you got worms on your face. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/41.jpg Lashley may have incredible physical gifts, but the kid needs to work on his limbo technique. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1526374/38.jpg REGAL: I take it back! The Drew Carey version was far superior to the original, funny version of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" LASHLEY: Damn your dry British wit! [DOMINATOR!] |
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