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Old 12-10-2005, 06:09 PM   #1
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Sadly, the old days are gone, my friend.

*Sews Shaggy's head back on*

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Old 12-10-2005, 06:14 PM   #2
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Old 12-10-2005, 06:18 PM   #3
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Mercury: No, YOU'RE A HOMO!

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JBL: ...And I am suing Vince McMahon's One Eyed Snake for the loss of my right eye.




Rey's "Mini Me" gimmick was pretty useless with the mask.


Everybody's got a price, And everybody's gonna pay! Cause the Million Dollar Man... Always gets his way!

JBL: OH FUCK! WHEN WERE YOU REHIRED!?

OJ: VIRGIL!?


JBL: You know, perfectly round holes in your shoes aren't realistic.


JBL: STEPHANIE!?

Rey: Hey, get me down...

JBL: REY! WHAT DID WE DO!?


DDB is at it again!


Gettin' smurfy wit' it!


Bob: Ugh...


Randy: OH MY GOD! DAD! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM LITA AT THIS TIME OF THE MONTH!



Randy: Man, ever since Josh has been with his new girl friend he's been acting weird. (I bet no one will get the reference.)


Benoit: FOOOORRRRRR....


Benoit: ...REEEEEAAAAALLLLL!


Cole: WHAT A STUNNER!


Super Crazy is caught by the invisible crucifix mid-moonsault.


Boogeyman: I'VE BOUGHT A NEW, LONGER ELEPHANT PENIS! AND I'M COMMIN' TO GETCHA!


Lashley: And STREEEETCH... 1 2 3 4. STREEEETCH 1 2 3 4...
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JBL: ...and that's why I gave up a career in proctology to become a wrestler.

JILLIAN/EVERYONE: Ewwwwwwwwwww!



Alas, old habits die hard.



And the day that he got to play in the Big Boy Ring was the happiest day of Rey's life.



In preparation for the 2006 Invisible Olympics, the Cabinet perfected their Synchronized Rings routine.



Buckwheat would always remember what he was doing the day he found out that Alfalfa was murdered.



Next time someone tells you that narcolepsy and wrestling don't mix...they're right!



BATISTA: Nooooo!

JBL: That was a good tackle, Dave. But the "no" could use some work. Now, give me 50 laps around the arena.

BATISTA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

JBL: Better.



REY: Hey, why is your mouth open. WHY IS YOUR MOUTH OPEN?!?



Surprised it took this long for JBL to see that side of Jillian's face.



Sleepboxing is always dangerous. Particularly when you're not alone.



Dave and Rey do their impression of "WWE Rookie Initiation."



It's rare for someone's mutant ability to emerge during a wrestling match. Perhaps this is why OJ's Optic Blasts only came out as red and blue dots.



REY: Come on! I've got you in a headlock! Sell iiiiiiiiit! Please?



RANDY: Dad, I hate this store. Are you sure that Hot Topic is the only place we can find it?



While Undertaker's mind games went a bit too far when he killed Skippy, Randy's pet hamster, the burial ceremony was surprisingly moving.



Okay, I was never a big Tori fan, but this pose was way sexier when she and X-Pac would do it.



In the grand tradition of Men on a Mission and John Cena, WWE introduces Run-RKO!



BOB: Okay. The good news is Big Show's toilet isn't clogged anymore...



RANDY: Oh, hey, Josh. Josh?



RANDY: Oh, my God! The White Witch has been here!



BOOKER: I... I was just playin' with 'im. An'... An' his neck broke!



Chris Benoit drew the biggest pop of the night when he pulled the invisible carpet out from under Booker T.



In yet another example of WWE Stereotype Theatre, Bobby Lashley's match comes to a grinding halt when he chokes on a chicken bone.

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Though Vince was skeptical at first, he finally decided to re-sign Brock Lesnar provided that he would agree to drop 150 pounds and be Bobby Lashley's personal bitch.
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Lashley: Oh you and I are gonna have fun tonight white boy.

Regal: Huh?

Lashley: Nothing...




JBL: She was so tall but I reached up and tweaked her nipples like this and she loved it.

OJ: Well I had to ride her from behind like this, go figure.




Bob Orton: Did anyone ever tell you Purple is your color Randy?

I know I suck, but it was worth a try.
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:24 AM   #11
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Unfortunately, Big Dave chose the wrong time to start break-dancing. He has since apologized for decapatating OJ.





OJ was a distraught with Dave and Rey's "In-Stereo Ultimate Warrior" impresion.
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:35 AM   #12
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Randy: Man, ever since Josh has been with his new girl friend he's been acting weird. (I bet no one will get the reference.)
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:42 AM   #13
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BATISTA: Nooooo!

JBL: That was a good tackle, Dave. But the "no" could use some work. Now, give me 50 laps around the arena.

BATISTA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

JBL: Better.
Simpsons.
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Batista=Animal=Left Pose
Rey Mysterop=Cruiserweight=Right Pose
Orlando Jordan=???=Wrong Pose



Batista Head: Ehhhh huh huh! Hey Reyvis, huh huh, dare me to go up there and shove that shovel up Undertakers butt?
Reyvis: Yeah, heh heh heh.



Randy Orton thought of killing the legend of Pac Man, until he ate that big blue dot.



Pacman: YO YO YO!
Randy Orton: Wow grandpa, check it out, its Pacman.
Pacman: Yo, whats up in dis shit? Wanna hit?
Bob Orton: No, Pacman, drugs are bad.
Pacman: PUSSIES! *Smokes a puff* WHOAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT!
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Old 12-11-2005, 11:12 AM   #16
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Good to see a father and son who do things together
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Old 12-11-2005, 11:19 AM   #17
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:04 PM   #18
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"Now I know what you are all wondering...Why this sanitary napkin is on my face and not Jillian's...Mole..."




Jillian was horrified when one of JBL's "Assets" slipped.



"Bring your son to work" week was a hit in the WWE.




Even the upper crust are D-X fans.



OJ is fined for illegal use of extra fingers in a rectal exam.




I told you nobody found your "welcome back Kotter" impression to be funny.




"Oh yeah....Oh Monica...TEETH! TEETH!!"




"And this is the stock market now!"




Hasn't Katie Vick suffered enough?




"Dancing Dave" turned out to be quite a dangerous gimmick.




They braced for impact as an iceberg hit the ring...In Orlando's heart, he knew that the black guy would be the one to die...



"LOOK! A penny!"




"Daddy, JBL said we was gonna beat me up at recess!"




Orton cringed. This could only mean one thing...

...His career was as dead as Taker's.




How many gay cowboy jokes can I make in one week?

Bob Orton wanted to make his son feel better...The only way he knew how...




"You sure I don't need to use lube dad?"




"Did you have any barbeque today?"



Bob Orton: Had some last week, why?
Randy: You got a little bit on you.


One too many gay jokes took its toll...



Randy: I think we hurt his feelings.
Bob: Yeah, we should really apologise.
Randy: Maybe hir him a stipper.
Bob: I hear Shelton's push is over
Randy: Close enough.



"You make me feeeeeel like a natural woman..."




Poor Marty McFly. His dreams of being a musician were shattered, and now here he was, jobbing to the lowest form of wrestler...The token ethnic stereotype.




"Is testicular retrieval supposed to take this long?"




Sharmelle attacks Stevie Richards as he high fives his running buddy, Benoit.




Sharmelle: Oh, please, for the love of God...DON'T HULK UP!



"If she's feuding with Trish, how long until we're on Velocity?"



WWE rip-off #432...Queer Eye for the Latino Guy.




"Dude, that guy's totally checking out your ass!"




Unreleased Wrestlemania Goes Hollywood advertisement parody: Free Willy


From Left to right: Corey Feldman, Ricardo Montalban, and Michael Jackson



"Frankenstein...Want...TITLE..."




"Peanuts!"




Emillio Estevez turns against his roots and sides with MNM.




John Cena's "Battle Rap" Partner.




The best part is when he chews them up and then actually regurgitates them into the young jobber's mouth.



"I like it when they lie real stilll..."



Given the history of racial gimmicks, Wayne Brady shouldn't have been too surprised when he was asked to play King Kong.
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:06 PM   #19
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Bob:Hey what the...my hand is stuck...
Randy: What do u mean your hand is st.....damn it i thought they fired rhyno?(told you ive been coming here for a while)
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Old 12-11-2005, 08:03 PM   #21
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BENOIT: How on Earth did you get the penny this far in your ear?!

BOOKER: WHAT?



This was the night that Benoit learned that he, unfortunately, could not use the Force.



BENOIT: Hey, weren't you a Nitro Girl?

SHARMELLE: NO! No, I swear I wasn't... Don't say anything. If Vince finds out I was in WCW, my push is GONE!

BENOIT: You're being pushed?



JOHNNY: Yep. There's one.

MELINA: Found one up in the cheap seats. Come on, Joey, what's wrong?

JOEY: I'unno. Just don't feel like pointing at homos tonight.



PSICOSIS: MAN, this recliner is uncomfortable!



COLE: Johnny Nitro just slid a damned Kendo stick into the ri-- Uh-oh...



BAH GAWD! GOD HIMSELF HAS JUST TURNED ON THE MEXICOOLS! CHOKESLAM TO HELL! ...FROM HEAVEN! WHY, DAMMIT?!?



PSICOSIS: Wait, really?

JUVI: Yeah. He's singing showtunes!

SUPER CRAZY: Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes we both oh yes we both...



Psicosis may have taken the bullet, but Stevie would definitely owe him one.



COLE: How disrespectful, Tazz! God helps MNM win the match, and Mercury has the AUDACITY to call Him a homo! (Okay, I swear, last homo joke)



Kid Kash's audacious plan worked. Photoshop yourself into a picture with MNM, earn a Cruiserweight Title shot!



Time to make the donuts, bitch!



No one would ever forget the night that Boogeyman ripped the jobber's brain from his skull.



BOOGEYMAN: Uh, dude, you got worms on your face.



Lashley may have incredible physical gifts, but the kid needs to work on his limbo technique.



REGAL: I take it back! The Drew Carey version was far superior to the original, funny version of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

LASHLEY: Damn your dry British wit!

[DOMINATOR!]
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JBL and OJ: Do the hustle!!


OJ: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!


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It's time for the Ultraviolet Light Test!

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Old 12-12-2005, 10:32 AM   #26
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BENOIT: Hey, weren't you a Nitro Girl?

SHARMELLE: NO! No, I swear I wasn't... Don't say anything. If Vince finds out I was in WCW, my push is GONE!

BENOIT: You're being pushed?



JOHNNY: Yep. There's one.

MELINA: Found one up in the cheap seats. Come on, Joey, what's wrong?

JOEY: I'unno. Just don't feel like pointing at homos tonight.



BAH GAWD! GOD HIMSELF HAS JUST TURNED ON THE MEXICOOLS! CHOKESLAM TO HELL! ...FROM HEAVEN! WHY, DAMMIT?!?



Psicosis may have taken the bullet, but Stevie would definitely owe him one.



COLE: How disrespectful, Tazz! God helps MNM win the match, and Mercury has the AUDACITY to call Him a homo! (Okay, I swear, last homo joke)



Time to make the donuts, bitch!



Lashley may have incredible physical gifts, but the kid needs to work on his limbo technique.



REGAL: I take it back! The Drew Carey version was far superior to the original, funny version of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

LASHLEY: Damn your dry British wit!

[DOMINATOR!]
Especially "Time to make the donuts," but LMFAO!
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