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Boogeyman heard that the Cruserweights were low on the food chain in the WWE. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/44.jpg Batista: Your head smells like a fieldof flowers on a warm summer day. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/49.jpg Booker T is a real man. He gets his wife to sweep the ground everywhere he goes before he walks on it. Then he gets her to make him a sandwhich. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/07.jpg You knocked his block off! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/32.jpg Randy Orton: I didn't INTENTIONALLY shit in that bag... I lost bowel control at that exact moment. |
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Marty Wright's wrestling career was put on hold when doctors found out he had worms. *rimshot* *crickets* :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/04.jpg Darth Maul had Nunzio where he wanted him. Now to taunt senselessly for several minutes because there was no way Nunzio could ever retrieve his lightsaber... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/02.jpg NUNZIO: YOU SONOFABITCH YOU GAVE ME WORMS!!!! :mad: :mad: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/03.jpg Even Marty had to vomit at the direction of his own career. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/13.jpg Kid Kash was determined to shut Juvy up once and for all. Unfortunately, someone gave him the wrong mug shot... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/11.jpg And here we see a young Roddy Piper grappling with Carlos Colon Sr.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/53.jpg That Kid Kash... able to make a pin AND fetch a beer at the same time! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/63.jpg It was views like these that made Rey ever so willing to help Melina "stretch." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/24.jpg The "Imitate the Boogeyman Dance" contest was on, and early on, Dancin' Dave Batista was showing tremendous promise. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/22.jpg MNM and Rey's remake of the Karate Kid was going great until Joey botched the Crane Kick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/25.jpg As the dance contest moved onto the Nazi Boogie, Dave was still going strong... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/55.jpg Batista was taking this whole hugging thing a little too zealously. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/23.jpg Tragedy struck when Rey's attempt to catapult through the glass ceiling was met... by a reinforced glass ceiling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/68.jpg This was certainly the most unique menage a trois in wrestling history. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/67.jpg Batista may have won the match, but in his tired state, he was unable to foresee the sudden attack of... MINIVADER... who had to rely on non-Force methods of choking people. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/43.jpg And this is why MINIVADER failed. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/42.jpg NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/46.jpg "The Glass Ceiling's a homo!!!! :'( " http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/59.jpg Melina and Mercury were too upset over what had happened to realize that a reincarnated Ultimate Warrior had suddenly run into the stage area. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/44.jpg Right about this point, Michael Jackson jizzed all over his TV. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/49.jpg BOOKER: Dayam... shoulda used Tag Body Spray. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/07.jpg Unable to help Melina with stretching, Matt was left with Booker T, but it just wasn't the same... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/50.jpg The stretching exercise turned tragic when Matt suddenly spotted a penny. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/06.jpg JBL: ...................................... no. There is no spoon. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/52.jpg BOOKER: *sniff sniff* Daaayaaaam! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/32.jpg ORTON: I don't get it. I've never even heard of this so-called "C-Fedding" but everyone's convinced I can't hold on to balls. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/60.jpg The Undertaker was even more fearsome, now that he had gained control of the Dementors. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/65.jpg "BEHOLD! The world's hugest gold bullet!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/30.jpg This was certainly a most unique way of opening a Mark Calloway Lifesize Beer Bottle. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/29.jpg It was bad enough that Randy had beaten Taker senseless, but then he had to bring a jar of poop into the ring... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/57.jpg TAKER: ..... so that's what the mat feels like. |
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http://www.attivissimo.net/antibufal...el_spider2.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/tribute/1764230/11.jpg The itsy bitsy spider was found by JBL and shipped to Smackdown. He thought it would be great to bring a little bit of Afghanicana back to Smackdown. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/53.jpg Kid Kash and Nick Patrick weren't exactly thrilled. In fact, Nick screamed like a girl and wet himself, while Kid Kash, being the noble man that he is, sacrificed Super Crazy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/25.jpg Johnny thought he had the spider trapped, but the bastward was just to quick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/67.jpg Within seconds, the spider had killed Joey and returned to hiding. In fear, Rey held Batista close. Unfortunately, the spider came back, and with lighting fast speed, disposed of Batista. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/42.jpg "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Rey cried. In his outburst of blind emotion though, the spider struck again. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/63.jpg Melina couldn't save Rey in time, but she was able to save the upper part of his body. Thankfully, one of the spiders two known enemies was present and kept it from attacking... The smell of fish. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/30.jpg Using the Undertaker as bait, Randy lured the spider. Hilarity ensued. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/57.jpg Courtesy of the spider, The Undertaker didn't have to pretend to be dead anymore. Looking back, some wonder if Randy did actually kill the spider during that faithful battle. Afterall, while he couldn't save the Undertaker, the spider itself was never seen again..... Some however, believe that the spider fell prey to the other of it's two known enemies. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/37.jpg A hungry Boogyman. |
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Kash: Don't *Smash* Call *Smash* Me *Smash* R *Smash* V *Smash* D *Smash*! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/55.jpg Batista: Oh... My GOD! I LOOOVE YOU GUYS! *Bastiats comes running towards them* Nitro: Oh... Mercury: Shi- *Double clothesline* Batista: Whoops. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/23.jpg X Pac had nose bleed seats at SmackDown!, but that didn't make his sucking power any less effective. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/42.jpg Rey: ADRIAN!!!!! ADRIANNNNN!!!! I DID IT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/46.jpg Batista (in Rey's ear): These are the tag titles, no one gives a shit about them. Rey: ... SHIT! :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/49.jpg I know that the WWE likes rehashing gimmicks, but Booker Kane? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/06.jpg JBL: Stop.... In the name of love... Matt: :eek:............... :'( YOU FECES! I'M GOING TO GO TELL MYSPACE ON YOU! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/32.jpg Randy: Oooooooo... I like shiney red balls! :) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/30.jpg Sadistic: OMFG TAKER TOOK AN UNPROTECTED CHAIR SHOT! HE IS FUCKING HARDCOORRRREEEE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/66.jpg Taker: I didn't know what Randy was doing with the urn, but I knew I was powerless to stop it. The first officially released project from WWE's new movie department, a Film Noir movie, didn't fair too well. |
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Rey Mysterio was relased from the WWE today. When questioned by various sources on why Vince realsed Rey given his current push vince had to say "Can hunter do a moonsault?,no, so then what the hell makes Rey think he can? HUH....IM VINCE MCHMAHON GODDAMNIT!" |
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Somewhere, George Lucas and Mick Foley are weeping at the sight of their creations botched together in such a shoddy fashion. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/04.jpg Kane: Version 749236458 http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/02.jpg Kane Version 749236458 trying to be Kane Version 1 aka, Dr Yankem... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/03.jpg ...and Kane Version 5's brother, The Undertaker. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/13.jpg A strange attack. Render them unconscious with B.O, but hold their nose so they can't smell it. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/11.jpg Er, Kash, I don't think his neck is supposed to go that way... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/53.jpg ...or his spine THAT way (he IS lying on his stomach isn't he?) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/63.jpg Rey:BOOBIES! MUST GRAB BOOBIES! Melina: Aw, honey, your arms are too short. Let me help you. Rey: OK! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/24.jpg Drunk Captain Jack Batista: I'm not sure I deserved that... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/22.jpg Drunk Captain Jack Batista: He might have deserved that one... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/25.jpg Rey: Don't suppose you deserved that one either? DCJB: Oh no. I did deserve that one. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/55.jpg When I first saw this pic, I didn't see the ropes and thought it was a big f'n Clothesline from Hell. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/23.jpg Rey: Damn you Benoit! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/68.jpg In this re-enactment, Melina = Stephanie McMahon, Mercury = Triple H and Rey = Shawn Michaels. Read into it what you will. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/67.jpg Rey: No! He's giving me a belt! You know what this means? Batista: No..? Rey: When we lose these titles in a months time, I'm gonna have to wait 18 months before I get any kind of push again! Batista: ...I like eggs! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/43.jpg Batista: See you in 19 months, Rey! Rey: :'( :rant: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/42.jpg Seriously, Rey, get over it. At least you still have a job... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/59.jpg MNM all had one question on their minds: Why would you shoot Ol' Yeller? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/44.jpg Batista: I will hug him and pet him and call him George. Rey: Oh, shit... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/07.jpg Booker T: Matt, let go of my leg and fall down! Matt: I can't! I'm stuck! Both: RHYNO!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/06.jpg Everyone was so engrosed with Matt and JBL, no-one noticed Tony Chimell have an "uh-oh" moment. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/50.jpg It seems Stevie Richards has learned how to make other things invisible. Here we see Booker T step on the invisible banana skin. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/52.jpg A SmackDOWN! first: Shirley Bassey accompanying wrestlers to and from the ring. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/32.jpg Phsychiatrist: And Hunter made you do that every night while you were in Evolution? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/60.jpg Undertaker: We're men in tights! Call us sissies and we'll punch out your lights! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/65.jpg I'm not sure if Paul Bearer has got in shape or let himself go... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/30.jpg As impact was made, Randy realized he had pick up the real chair and not the fake one. The ending for the Hell in a Cell match was immediately altered. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/29.jpg Announcer: First and 10 for goal, wait a minute, we got ourselves an injury over here... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/57.jpg Undertaker: I can't remember where I parked my truck... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/64.jpg RKO: Eeeee, that's a bad 'un innit? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/28.jpg RKO (to himself): What the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit? |
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Druid 1: Are you as hungry as I am? Druid 2: ya man, I'm staaarrrved...look, a gazelle! *at that moment Undertaker came in and ate the gazelle* Narrator: The Druids will have to wait their turn...... |
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WRITER: How can we get the Boogeyman to stop singing? VINCE: I don't care. Just give him something to stuff in his mouth. Like worms, only... Less stupid. [He gets up and leaves.] WRITER: So, worms works for everyone? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/04.jpg The look on Nunzio's face says it all: What the fuck must you be on to grow pubes around your bicep? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/02.jpg BOOGEYMAN: SHANIQUA SHALL HAVE HER LIPS! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/03.jpg NUNZIO: Gesundheit... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/13.jpg Super Crazy learned a valuable lesson that day. Never tell Kid Kash you have a loose tooth. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/11.jpg Wow! I've never seen someone draw so much heat that their tattoos combust! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/53.jpg NICK PATRICK: Hey, look! I'm swimming! Hey! Kid! Look! I'm swimming! You're not looking! KASH: JHOOOOOOOOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/63.jpg REY: This is fun! Tell me again why we don't swing-dance at ringside more often. Oh, right... [WHACK!] http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/24.jpg Joey may have landed the right hand, but nothing could combat the Super Loogie! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/22.jpg NITRO: Yeah, Joe, that's some wicked air guitar. Now HIT HIM ALREADY! MERCURY: Neer nuh nuh nuh waaaaaaaaaaa! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/25.jpg BAH GAWD SWEET NIP MUSIC! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/55.jpg WRITER: Hey, wait, if he can do that and knock both guys out of the ring, then they get up and finish the match, how come JBL c-- VINCE: [Clears throat] WRITER: I'm fired, aren't I? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/23.jpg MERCURY: Whoa... NITRO: Yeah! Invisible trapeze RULES! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/68.jpg Huh. So I guess there are things denser than black holes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/67.jpg BATISTA: Not this again... REY: Sell iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/43.jpg REY: OW! I just found it, I swear. BATISTA: You just found Joey's title belt? Come on. Let's go and apologize. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/42.jpg REY: BUT I WANNIT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/46.jpg BATISTA: Dude, where'd the rest of your head go? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/48.jpg Their victory celebration was short-lived, as Rey and Dave were quickly devoured by the Abominable Snowman. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/59.jpg MELINA: Now do you see why we tell you not to pop your pimples? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/58.jpg JOEY: [Sobbing] MELINA: Don't worry, guys. We'll get those belts back. JOHNNY: Yeah. Hey, wait, you're not hot! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/44.jpg BATISTA: [Sniff] Mm. I love the smell of leather. Reminds me of my days in Evolution. REY: Because you used to ride in expensive cars with leather interiors? BATISTA: Yeah. :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/49.jpg The next cast of "Spamalot" was announced this week, and the one choice that has everyone scratching their heads is the actor chosen for the role of Tim The Enchanter. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/07.jpg CLETUS: I CAUGHT A HEAD! Aw... This one done been scooped out. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/06.jpg JBL: These are not the droids you're looking for. MATT: These are not the droids I'm looking for. TAZZ: What the hell is he talking about, Cole? COLE: [Beep whistle squeak] Oooooo. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/50.jpg MASTERS: Hey, wait, this isn't right. HHH: You're supposed to put his right LEG on that one! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/52.jpg Okay, the Spamalot thing was weird, but look who they got to replace Kevin Costner in the new "Bodyguard" remake! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/32.jpg [Five years ago.] SHRINK: Randy, I think it's clear that you still have an oral fixation. RANDY: What does that mean, doctor? SHRINK: Well, you're smoking an invisible cigarette right now. Don't worry, though. I think I know just the industry for you. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/60.jpg UNDERTAKER: Okay, which one of you Jawas shrunk me? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/65.jpg BOB: DAMN! That's a big acorn! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/30.jpg The makeup process for the role of Chairface Chippendale in the new live-action "The Tick" was a painful one. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/56.jpg UNDERTAKER: I ain't got time to bl-- Oh, well whaddya know? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/29.jpg Well, now I've seen everything! Who knew that chairs got boners, too? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/57.jpg Note to self. Next time I want to shave my head, leave it to the professionals. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/64.jpg RANDY: Your forehead's crying... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/28.jpg RANDY: Hey, did you know it hurts when you jab this thing into your chest? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/66.jpg UNDERTAKER: Of all the rings in all the arenas in all the world, he had to walk into mine. |
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Nick Dinsmore thought he had hit rock bottom when Vince asked him to play Eugene... ...Somewhere out there, he's laughing his ass off. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/04.jpg Cthulhu debuts in the WWE. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/13.jpg "Got your nose!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/11.jpg Mini-JBL vs Mini-Carlito? Das cool. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/53.jpg It was nice of Kid Kash to take time out in his match to help with quadraplegic aerobics. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/63.jpg Reverse childbirth. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/24.jpg The Wolfman debuted poorly, stealing what he thought were Tajiri's "mist" capsules, but getting his garlic supplement instead. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/22.jpg The WWE's first Siamese twins. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/25.jpg Dancin' Dave wasn't the only one who cold botch dance moves. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/55.jpg "TAKE THAT, CLONE ARMY!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/23.jpg Mercury: You didn't. Nitro: Just a little. Mercury: He's stuck to the glass ceiling! Nitro: Yeah, I know. A little of that Super Glue goes a long way. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/68.jpg MNM valliantly try and stop Rey from being eaten by the ropes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/67.jpg "I should have teamed with a dog. They only hump your leg." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/43.jpg "I can't believe we finally won the..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/42.jpg "...Illegal immigrant title?" Even now, Eddie's memory lives on. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/46.jpg Rey: Did you really...You know...With Melina? Batista: Do what? Rey: Come on, man, you know, IT! The horizontal mambo? Batistia: I don't know that dance... Rey: ...Just...Smile and Wave... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/48.jpg In a heel turn, Batista gives a thumbs down to God. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/59.jpg Tonight, the part of Joey Mercury will be played by Lorenzo Lamas. (Apologies if I have the wrong guy, Nitro and Mercury look too much alike for me to care) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/58.jpg WWE perfumes(tm) present: Confusion--For men. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/44.jpg "And then Triple H and Vince McMahon declared that Cruiserweights were worth as much as any other superstar, and could receive pushes just like hosses." "That was a great story, Uncle Dave. Tell me another fairytale." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/49.jpg The WWE's first negro stereotypes match: A housekeeper versus some jackass chanting "I'm Rick James, BITCH!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/07.jpg "Oh, you are SO going on my livejournal!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/06.jpg "Listen, Matt...I was just joking around when I said I screwed Lita...I only like men, I swear!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/50.jpg When Adrian Paul asked for his character to be written out of Highlander, this isn't what he had in mind. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/32.jpg Randy: And then he dropped the soap, and asked me to pick it up for him... Doctor: And...Did you get his number? Randy:... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/60.jpg Nothing says "Gay Redneck" Like a purple motif and a cowboy hat. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/65.jpg "You'd think my son's career would weigh more." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/30.jpg "Oops. My bad." -OR- You know it's bad when Taker won't even put over a chair shot. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/56.jpg The WWE has an interesting way of pitching Hershey's syrup. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/29.jpg Randy: That's it! This tactical nuke will put an end to your 'no selling!' Taker: Where'd you get that? Randy: Why do you think I went to Iraq? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/57.jpg And the number one way to stop the Undertaker... 1. Reruns of Doctor Phil on the Titantron. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/64.jpg "Who's your daddy?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/28.jpg "I didn't expect a suppository to be so big." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/66.jpg Top Ten Ways to stop the Undertaker: 5. Lace his Frosty Chocolate Milkshake with Roofies. |
Wow... the number of captions I liked snowballed as I progressed. :lol: KK picked up a lot of them.
LOCKJAW: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/32.jpg Randy Orton: I didn't INTENTIONALLY shit in that bag... I lost bowel control at that exact moment. WWKD: Honorable mention to his spider story. :lol: XERO LIMIT 126: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/23.jpg X Pac had nose bleed seats at SmackDown!, but that didn't make his sucking power any less effective. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/49.jpg I know that the WWE likes rehashing gimmicks, but Booker Kane? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/57.jpg Taker: Rose... bud... MARCYO: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/30.jpg Randy: What the hell...? Undertaker: Mfmfgmffhhhfmghhh!! Rhyno: :rofl: EVOLUTION: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/44.jpg Batista: I will hug him and pet him and call him George. Rey: Oh, shit... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/29.jpg Announcer: First and 10 for goal, wait a minute, we got ourselves an injury over here... LOOPYDATE: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/37.jpg WRITER: How can we get the Boogeyman to stop singing? VINCE: I don't care. Just give him something to stuff in his mouth. Like worms, only... Less stupid. [He gets up and leaves.] WRITER: So, worms works for everyone? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/03.jpg NUNZIO: Gesundheit... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/68.jpg Huh. So I guess there are things denser than black holes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/48.jpg Their victory celebration was short-lived, as Rey and Dave were quickly devoured by the Abominable Snowman. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/59.jpg MELINA: Now do you see why we tell you not to pop your pimples? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/06.jpg JBL: These are not the droids you're looking for. MATT: These are not the droids I'm looking for. TAZZ: What the hell is he talking about, Cole? COLE: [Beep whistle squeak] Oooooo. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/60.jpg UNDERTAKER: Okay, which one of you Jawas shrunk me? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/65.jpg BOB: DAMN! That's a big acorn! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/29.jpg Well, now I've seen everything! Who knew that chairs got boners, too? KANE KNIGHT: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/23.jpg Mercury: You didn't. Nitro: Just a little. Mercury: He's stuck to the glass ceiling! Nitro: Yeah, I know. A little of that Super Glue goes a long way. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/67.jpg "I should have teamed with a dog. They only hump your leg." ---- http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/43.jpg "I can't believe we finally won the..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/42.jpg "...Illegal immigrant title?" Even now, Eddie's memory lives on. ---- http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/65.jpg "You'd think my son's career would weigh more." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1552448/28.jpg "I didn't expect a suppository to be so big." |
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Bob Orton stole the urn and flew away with it using HIS BIG DUMBO EARS. |
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<b>Orton:</b> See, you guys, you never listen to me. I said that there was going to be trouble, but you didn't listen to me. You guys are crazy. You know, you guys are self-destructive. There's a funny farm and it has your names written all over it, but I'm gettin' outta here. Tha... I smell ice cream.</pre> |
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Randy: I admit i have sexual tendacies towards men. Ill have more later. |
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