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(Seconds earlier) Randy (to the crowd on the turnbuckle): Everything is cool when you're R... K... O! http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/53.jpg Undertaker: NONONONONO! I'M YOU! (Randy stops short) Randy: What!? Undertaker: I'm you from the future! I came here to tell you that you mus-.. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/19.jpg Undertaker: LOL, NOT! *Tombstone* http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/58.jpg In protest of Triple H's glass ceiling, The Undertaker erects a caged ceiling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/50.jpg Rey: Shannon Moore, eat your heart out! http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/49.jpg *Batista starts to squat* Batista: :eek: :$ :o :| :mad: *SSSSPLAT* :) Ooooh, so THAT's where I put the title... http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/62.jpg Sharmell: I give you.......... KONG! Booker: HEY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/33.jpg Sharmell: Oh Kong, I'm sorry... Booker: Tell me... You didn't just call me that. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/43.jpg Nunzio: OH MY GOD! IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/63.jpg 'Twas the night before Christmas, and nothing was stirring, except maybe THE BOOGEYMAN! http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/60.jpg Michael Cole: IT'S BROCK LESNAR!! *Fans mark out* Vince: Told you they wouldn't notice... |
BLACK LESNAR!
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We're still waiting for the sign that says "Wood Mac". http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/57.jpg Undertaker (In a high tone): OW! *Moonwalks* http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/43.jpg *Nunzio notices a T.V screen with him on it* Nunzio: JESUS CHRIST! I'm on T.V. |
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Nunzio: THE GRINCH! QUICK, PLAN B!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/63.jpg FLA-VOR FLAV!!! |
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First he dresses up as La Parka, and now DDP gets to his enemies using a little holiday spirit. |
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Nunzio: Vince, your a homo! Vito: :roll: *sigh* now I'll have to put coal in your stoking...and enjoy our last day on WWE tv |
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Batista: MR. WHITE! NO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/66.jpg Benoit: NOOOOOO! DON'T DO IT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/30.jpg JBL: TIM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/26.jpg *BANG!* http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/39.jpg Batista and Show: NOOOOOOOOO! :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/73.jpg Batista: :'( Rey: Holy shit... *Throws up* http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/57.jpg Taker: .... *Sigh* Why the hell am I doing this. Just because I'm CALLED The Undertaker doesn't mean I AM one... *Taker proceeds to clean up the mess* http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/61.jpg *Boogeyman does the chicken dance* |
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Taker in evil booming voice: "BOW TO ME, and kill your parents!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/62.jpg Booker: "You did'nt finish sweeping my locker room, BITCH!" |
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/64.jpg Taker knew rigging the cell with an anti-gravity magnetic field would come in handy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/52.jpg That was the last time Orton called Carrie "fat." http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/53.jpg ORTON: "POW! Right in the kisser!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/58.jpg As part of his rousing finale, Undertaker conducts a raucous concert by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/67.jpg Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/50.jpg Rey grinned. Vince's aim was always impeccable. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/49.jpg Batista's new Tae-Bo Dance was all the rage. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/44.jpg After eating 85 chipotle steak and bean burritos before the match, Big Show put new meaning to "lighting the house on fire." http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/39.jpg Ballet lessons between Dave and Show weren't going too well. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/80.jpg Heimlich Maneuver lessons weren't doing too hot either. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/02.jpg After his push ended, Rey spend the remainder of his days as an aerobics step for hosses to practice exercises with. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/03.jpg Kane tried his hardest to save Rey when Benoit unleashed his tricks again, but to little avail. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/62.jpg I know she's supposed to be this despicable heel, but is it REALLY appropriate to be bringing your sex toys to the ring? http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/66.jpg KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/43.jpg NUNZIO: Hey! No presents for homos!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/63.jpg "It is time... time for you to return to Midcard Hell!!!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/65.jpg In a WWE-first, the Boogeyman steals Christmas. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/20.jpg "Oh man, I haven't been this choked since Edge physically showed me why Lita chose him over me..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/68.jpg It had worked! Piper's Youth Machine had made him a champ once more!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/60.jpg "Whatchu mean I gotta sing a Hoedown?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/41.jpg REGAL: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! SPIDER! GET AWAY!!! LASHLEY: Don't worry... I gotcha... you back smells purdy... http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/40.jpg HHH: :lol: http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/29.jpg Mercury's grappling hook proved to be the deciding factor in the hardly fought match. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/24.jpg Although Super Crazy's ability to stand along the z-axis was pretty cool. |
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Here we see Batista shitting all over the tag title during a game of charades. The answer: The WWE Creative Team. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/57.jpg Chuck Norris made a surprise return to the WWE, told Rey Mysterio he had AIDS and then proceeded to roundhouse kick him in the face. EDIT- Dammit, Corkscrewed posted his Chuck Norris joke before me. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/50.jpg The result was this. http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/58.jpg I AM GOLDAR!! |
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Rey:so we have a deal right http://www.wwe.com/shows/armageddon/1814676/49.jpg Batista:no deal but thanks for the warm up |
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You get rep for that. That combo-caption would be a CotM candidate, btw. |
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You'll never forget the name of SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MYSTERIO |
Seriously. What the hell was Mysterio thinking?
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Dave has a really large penis?
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Suddenly a wormhole opened in the corner of the cage and sucked Randy into it. |
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