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Old 12-19-2005, 04:47 PM   #1
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*Waves to CANADIAN*

Sadly, the old days are gone, my friend.

*Sews Shaggy's head back on*

This is what we're dealing with now.
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:59 PM   #2
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(Seconds earlier)
Randy (to the crowd on the turnbuckle): Everything is cool when you're R... K... O!


Undertaker: NONONONONO! I'M YOU!
(Randy stops short)
Randy: What!?
Undertaker: I'm you from the future! I came here to tell you that you mus-..


Undertaker: LOL, NOT!
*Tombstone*


In protest of Triple H's glass ceiling, The Undertaker erects a caged ceiling.


Rey: Shannon Moore, eat your heart out!


*Batista starts to squat*
Batista: *SSSSPLAT* Ooooh, so THAT's where I put the title...


Sharmell: I give you.......... KONG!
Booker: HEY!


Sharmell: Oh Kong, I'm sorry...
Booker: Tell me... You didn't just call me that.


Nunzio: OH MY GOD! IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY!


'Twas the night before Christmas, and nothing was stirring, except maybe THE BOOGEYMAN!


Michael Cole: IT'S BROCK LESNAR!!
*Fans mark out*
Vince: Told you they wouldn't notice...
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:44 PM   #3
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:49 PM   #4
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We're still waiting for the sign that says "Wood Mac".



Undertaker (In a high tone): OW!

*Moonwalks*


*Nunzio notices a T.V screen with him on it*

Nunzio: JESUS CHRIST! I'm on T.V.
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:57 PM   #5
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Nunzio: THE GRINCH! QUICK, PLAN B!!


FLA-VOR FLAV!!!
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:58 PM   #6
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Old 12-19-2005, 06:01 PM   #7
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First he dresses up as La Parka, and now DDP gets to his enemies using a little holiday spirit.
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Old 12-19-2005, 06:08 PM   #8
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Nunzio: Vince, your a homo!
Vito: *sigh* now I'll have to put coal in your stoking...and enjoy our last day on WWE tv
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Old 12-19-2005, 06:14 PM   #9
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Batista: MR. WHITE! NO!


Benoit: NOOOOOO! DON'T DO IT!


JBL: TIM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-


*BANG!*


Batista and Show: NOOOOOOOOO!


Batista:
Rey: Holy shit... *Throws up*


Taker: .... *Sigh* Why the hell am I doing this. Just because I'm CALLED The Undertaker doesn't mean I AM one...
*Taker proceeds to clean up the mess*








*Boogeyman does the chicken dance*
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Old 12-19-2005, 06:49 PM   #10
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Taker in evil booming voice: "BOW TO ME, and kill your parents!"



Booker: "You did'nt finish sweeping my locker room, BITCH!"
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Old 12-19-2005, 06:53 PM   #11
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Old 12-19-2005, 07:23 PM   #12
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


Taker knew rigging the cell with an anti-gravity magnetic field would come in handy.


That was the last time Orton called Carrie "fat."


ORTON: "POW! Right in the kisser!"


As part of his rousing finale, Undertaker conducts a raucous concert by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.


Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


Rey grinned. Vince's aim was always impeccable.


Batista's new Tae-Bo Dance was all the rage.

After eating 85 chipotle steak and bean burritos before the match, Big Show put new meaning to "lighting the house on fire."


Ballet lessons between Dave and Show weren't going too well.


Heimlich Maneuver lessons weren't doing too hot either.


After his push ended, Rey spend the remainder of his days as an aerobics step for hosses to practice exercises with.


Kane tried his hardest to save Rey when Benoit unleashed his tricks again, but to little avail.


I know she's supposed to be this despicable heel, but is it REALLY appropriate to be bringing your sex toys to the ring?


KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NUNZIO: Hey! No presents for homos!!!


"It is time... time for you to return to Midcard Hell!!!!!"


In a WWE-first, the Boogeyman steals Christmas.


"Oh man, I haven't been this choked since Edge physically showed me why Lita chose him over me..."


It had worked! Piper's Youth Machine had made him a champ once more!!!


"Whatchu mean I gotta sing a Hoedown?"


REGAL: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! SPIDER! GET AWAY!!!
LASHLEY: Don't worry... I gotcha... you back smells purdy...


HHH:


Mercury's grappling hook proved to be the deciding factor in the hardly fought match.


Although Super Crazy's ability to stand along the z-axis was pretty cool.
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Old 12-19-2005, 07:32 PM   #13
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Here we see Batista shitting all over the tag title during a game of charades.
The answer: The WWE Creative Team.


Chuck Norris made a surprise return to the WWE, told Rey Mysterio he had AIDS and then proceeded to roundhouse kick him in the face.

EDIT- Dammit, Corkscrewed posted his Chuck Norris joke before me.


The result was this.


I AM GOLDAR!!
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Old 12-19-2005, 07:39 PM   #14
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Rey:so we have a deal right



Batista:no deal but thanks for the warm up
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Old 12-19-2005, 08:52 PM   #15
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You get rep for that.


That combo-caption would be a CotM candidate, btw.
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Old 12-19-2005, 11:25 PM   #16
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Old 12-20-2005, 01:18 AM   #17
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Old 12-20-2005, 01:21 AM   #18
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Old 12-20-2005, 01:25 AM   #19
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Rey:so we have a deal right



Batista:no deal but thanks for the warm up
LMFAO! Caption of the year
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Old 12-20-2005, 02:03 AM   #20
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Suddenly a wormhole opened in the corner of the cage and sucked Randy into it.
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