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RAW Captions (December 26, 2005)
It's the last RAW Captions before the 2006 Caption Contest! So, enjoy your last round of non-competition!
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WWE Flashback: The early days of Stone Cold Steve Austin |
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Lita: Go on...you know you wanna try it. See if you can actually park a bike in my cleavage! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/16.jpg Inevitable catchphrase of the week award... Flair: Wasuuuuup!!! (I know, it's so year 2000, and if someone had to do it, why not me?) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/43.jpg Triple H carefully checks the "never to be pinned again" clause before signing...something which has been affectionately dubbed in wrestling circles as the Hulk Hogan ruling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/57.jpg Kane: Hmmm...not bad, 26 seconds. Chioda: Yeah, about 2 seconds shorter than your push this last year. I'm new to this, so sorry if I suck. |
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Vince: Who the fuck are you? |
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Voice On The Phone: I STILL REMEMBER http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/13.jpg Steven Richards cops a feel and Lita botches being pissed http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/23.jpg Edge & Lita are stunned when Flair turns into the Inbcredible Hulk http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/04.jpg Vince: You cute little puppie would you like to play with my grapefruits http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/36.jpg Daivari: You're what??? Angle: No way Ref: Yes i'm in love with Mae Young http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/33.jpg WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Vince tried to play it casual, but his worst nightmare came true the day Bret Hartbecame majority stockholder in WWE. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/06.jpg "BIG BOOT!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/12.jpg Snitsky would learn that popping your bacne was bad when he foundhimself stuck to the mat. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/11.jpg Michaels: Rhyno? Ref: Nope. Just touched Snitsky. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/13.jpg The new Inflatable Lita doll...So realistic, it's like sticking your dick in acid. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/16.jpg Conan O'Brien from 1996 called...He wants his gimmick back. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/19.jpg "Neeeeeeeeeeeehaw, Cona...Edge!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/21.jpg Ric: I hear your brother's doing well for him self over in T-N-... Edge: Okay, enough from you! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/20.jpg Lita's "Come Hither" stare was ruined by her compulsive vaginal flossing. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/22.jpg Two words: Flair Missed. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/23.jpg Edge: Holy shit, what did he just use on me? Lita: You mean wrestling? Edge: Yeah. And now he's mocking me using that stuff... Lita: Charisma? Edge: I'm scared. Hold me. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/04.jpg Torrie was confused. The dog was not large, male, oiled up, or in any way harming buyrates. What had Vince so fascinated? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/34.jpg Tired of pretending, Kurt withdrew the sock, and vowed: Now more stuffing! --- http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/36.jpg Daivari: What do you mean no kissing in the ring! Ref: I'm sorry, but the WWE has banned anything that might lead to "You're a homo" captions. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/30.jpg Daivari: How do you explain that, then? --- http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/37.jpg Kurt: Oh yeah. I can see it. Fourth Row, there's cotton candy. Daivari: And pretzels! Kurt: This low-carb diet is killing us! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/02.jpg Vince: I've never seen anyone enjoy a handshake so much. Striker: I don't wash my hands after I use the bathroom! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/30.jpg Hunter: Where'd my thumb go? Big Show: Worst. Magic Trick. EVER. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/38.jpg "Where's your heart? Huh! I'll make something disappear!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/39.jpg The tragic debut of the new WWE supercruiserweight division. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/49.jpg "Now Show...Hold still...There's a fly on your head..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/43.jpg "I'll just sign this ccontract, and once again hold down the...Women's division?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/44.jpg "You mean it's a bra and panties match?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/32.jpg Mickie: You see the mistletoe...You know what that means? Trish: Time for a tasteles ratings grab? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/33.jpg Trish: Why didn't I just go into porn? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/47.jpg Cena: KARATE CHOP! Shelton: For the last time, you do NOT know Kung Fu! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/48.jpg This black on black crime needs to stop. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/50.jpg Angle: What do you know? The time stopper works! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/51.jpg "Foreign object my ass! That time machine was made in AMERICA! It was only assembled in Korea!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/31.jpg "You're...The last black guy to get a push in the WWE? And you're WHERE?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/28.jpg Chavo calls himself a homo. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/24.jpg Some may say Masters is improving, but when you sell a bodyslam like this...:nono: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/35.jpg "These hair plugs really do feel natural." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/56.jpg Romeo: At least we got to LOOK above the glass ceiling. Antonio: Nobody told me it was air conditioned. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/57.jpg Kane: I have no time for bird impressions! Help me give one ofthese guys CPR! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/60.jpg Carlito: My hand is stuck. Das not cool. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/59.jpg "You're awful pretty when you're sleeping." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/61.jpg "Who wouldn't?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/53.jpg "Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?" |
I was gonna post, but it takes too much effort.
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Vince McMahon shows us his worst nightmare come true. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/11.jpg REF: HERE'S your lesbian! SHAWN: Uhh, what did you call me again!? That was Hulk Hogan, not me. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/13.jpg EDGE: Oh, I have it so good. LITA: Hey Jeff...you're next! :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/16.jpg Conan's invisible mug had just what Ric Flair wanted: A nice mug of hot water. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/20.jpg Lita botches giving herself the mandable claw. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/23.jpg EDGE: He has talent. LITA: That he does, this needs to be fixed. EDGE: We must go to Mr. McMahon. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/04.jpg I knew Vince was into sick things...but OH MY GOD!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/34.jpg While Kurt Angle screamed at the top of his lungs for someone to get him out of the Titantron, Eric Angle posed as Kurt in order to get on TV...as he was the one to put Kurt into the Titantron. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/36.jpg DAVARI: YOU see double, too? CHIOTA: Of COURSE I do. ANGLE: Not drunk enough. Let me give you some more vodka and we'll see how many you see THEN!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/37.jpg "I fixed my match with Daniel Puter for THIS!?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/02.jpg Striker botches grabbing Vince's grapefruits...and Vince stares at him, wondering how he could miss something THAT DAMN BIG!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/30.jpg TRIPLE H: You know what, Big Show? I WAS about to call you a homo, but seeing as how Coach has been fondling himself ever since we came out here... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/38.jpg HOT FATBOY ACTION!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/43.jpg "[reading]Triple H sells his soul to the belt[/reading]...wait, but didn't I already DO that? Then...what AM I signing anyway." Suddenly the pudding came out of nowhere and squashed Triple H in 10 seconds. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/33.jpg ERIC BISHOFF: Only one thing missing, and that is a simple question...DID SOMEONE SAY...THREE MINUTES?!!! [does anyone get why I did this caption with this photo] http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/50.jpg Angle's career flashed before his very eyes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/31.jpg "What? You mean I'm actually popular, the WWE likes me and it's pushing me, and I'm colored? And what's that? It's all just a BIG DREAM?!!" NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/53.jpg VINCE: Now, about that deal with me getting Luna Vachon for myself!!! SHAWN: Now what, Vince? |
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Lita: World, I just can't take it anymore. I've gone over the edge. I'm just gonna end it all. Goodbye to all. Flair: Uh, Lita, you have to have a gun in your hand in order to commit suicide. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/04.jpg Vince: Who's a cute puppy? Whos a puppy? Who's a cute little puppy? Chloe: I'm not telling you anything you.... Vince: WHAT?!?!?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/05.jpg Vince: This is a movie. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/11.jpg Ref: He is the winner. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/34.jpg Vince: SHOW THE FOOTAGE ON THE TITANTRON! Kurt: What? (On the titantron) Kurt's dad: Did you use foul language in front of a lady? Kurt: NO DADDY NOOOOOOOO! *Whipping sounds followed by kurt screaming* |
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Vince: And momentarily I'll be taking this into the bathroom. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/31.jpg Shelton: Charlie!? Is that you? They told me you were dead! |
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(The conversation just before Shelton made this face.) Momma Benjamin: Shelton, I gotta tell you somethin' honey. Shelton: What? Momma: Well, you know that guy Vince McMahon who gave you a jorb? Shelton: Yeah, what about it? Momma: Do you know WHY he hired you? Shelton: Because I have talent? Momma: HELL NO HONEY! Because I slept wit him! He's yo daddy! |
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Vince: Hey bitch. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/31.jpg Having realized Cena can't sell phones, Shelton became the spokesperson for Boost Mobile. |
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Shelton:So You cant hear me now? GOD DAMMIT *throws phone at Wall* |
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HLA HLA HLA http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/47.jpg HGA wasnt such a sucess |
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Vince: So YOU'RE the Weegro! |
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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/39.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1603204/47.jpg The aftershocks of Vader's fall are already making their way through a second time. |
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Trinity(on phone): It's the question that drives us. Shelton: Where is my push? Trinity: The answer is out there, Shelton. |
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