Favorite Simpsons Quote for a positive Rep
 

Post your favorite Simpsons Quote and the best 3 will get a positive rep from me.



Mine is: Homer playing the answering machine during the episode where Bart steals the video game from the store. "Hello Mutha, Hello Fatha, Here I am at, Camp Granada. Homer: Marge is Lisa at Camp Granada???

The Con artist episode:

*Grampa escapes the Retirement Castle in a wheelchair*

Grampa: "I'm like Mint Jelly...I'M ON THE LAM!"

There are too many great ones to name, but the one that springs immediately to mind is

Dr. Nick: [singing] The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch. ...Uh oh.

It was the one episode with Sideshow Bob and his brother

Ralph said "I think I wet my bed."

<font color=teal>"D'oh".</font>

Listen to me you, when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay?! And I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat.

Ralph Wiggum: Why does everybody run when they see me? *wets pants and smiles*

You gave both dogs away? You know I how I feel about giving!

Homer: "Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! WhEN you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, and that's your best friend's face, then you'll know what to do! Forget it Marge, it's CHINATOWN!!"

"Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians."

Homer after Steven hawking is done talking "Larry Flynt is right!"

Homer, trying to impress the young and rich after changing his name to Max Power:

"So then I said, if this is the International House of Pancakes, then how come I can't eat the walls?"

Tour Guide: Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy land, the only place where nothing can possiblie go wrong...That's possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

" You call that a knife.... THIS IS A KNIFE..."

"That's a spoon..."

I see you've played knify spoony before."

"My Cat's breath smells like cat food"
"hey there SuperNintendo chalmers"
"I bent my Wookie"

I have an "I Bent My Wookie" t-shirt. :D

:love:

Homer: "Dear God, why do you mock me?"
Marge: "Homer, that's not God. That's a waffle Bart tossed up there."
<i>*Homer peels waffle off the ceiling*</i>
Homer: "Dear Lord, I know I shouldn't eat thee..."
<i>*Homer eats the waffle*</i>
Homer: "Mmm...sacrilicious...."

LMAO at thread.

Homer is the man

Hello principal skinner, Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. *Looks a Lisa* I'm learnding.


*In the monorail episode* Bart: Dad are we going to die. Homer: Yes son, but at least we will take a lot of innocent people with us"


Some off the top of my head again :D

<font color=#33ffff>Comic Book Guy: "Excuse me Satnos, if that is your real name, BARTSIMPSON, but your phoney credit care is no good here. Now make like my pants, and split."
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Cletus: "Hey you know what, I could call my ma while i'm up here.....HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF"
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Homer: "What are you gonna do, release the hounds, or the bees? Or the hounds that have bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"
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Smithers: "Errr sir, theres a sweet young boy at the door..."
Burns: "Release the Hounds"</font>

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.

Homer: Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history! From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree...

Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Homer: They have the Internet on computers now?

Homer: To start, press the Any key. Hmmm...where's the Any key?

Bart: There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson.

Ralph: My knob tastes funny!

<font color="#99CCFF">Couldn't remember the exact wording so:
June Bellamy, the voice of Itchy & Scratchy. Homer is amazed and amused that a woman does those voices.

Homer: How'd you get to be so good?
June: Oh, just experience I suppose. I started out as Roadrunner.
[as Roadrunner] Meep!
Homer: You mean "meep-meep"?
June: No, they only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack.
[to herself] Cheap bastards.</font>

Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

Burns: Listen, Senor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Spielbergo: Er, Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.
Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: we're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!

And many more which I can't be bothered tracking down...

Homer: .... OH PLEASE GOD HELP ME!
{Phone Rings}
Homer: ...y'ello?
Man: Hello Homer, this is God.....frey Jones from the hit Television show, Rock Bottom

"I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer"
"Center holds it, HOLDS IT, HOLDS IT!!!!"
"Oh God I wasn't supposed to get pudding in my eye"

Homer: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
"Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.' "

*Mr Burns going up an escelator(sp?)*

"i'm a BIG boy.."

it tastes like burning

HOMER: No TV and no beer make Homer something something...
MARGE: Go crazy?
HOMER: Don't mind if I do...
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HOMER: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed
out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might
have brain damage.
BART: Dad, what's the point of this story?
HOMER: I like stories.
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LISA: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you.
ABE: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.
HOMER: I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me;
no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

Homer: Mel Gibson is just a guy Marge. He's no different than me or Lenny.
Marge: Were you or Lenny ever named Sexiest Man Alive?
Homer: I'm not certain about Lenny...

Lenny: Miss Miss! Sorry, I was calling the waitress. This split you sold me is making me choke!
Homer: Lenny...
Lenny: What?! I payed 7.10 for this split!
Carl: Will you at least call it a banana split you dumbwad?
Lenny: Spare me your gutter mouth!

Lenny: Aw, if they hire a woman we won't be able to spit on the floor.
Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot.
Homer: And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain... (Lenny and Carl stare at him) Er, I mean, not... you know, if we wanted to... not that I ever did...

most of the best ones involve Lenny :love: :D

Homer
I can't go to jail! I heard they pee in a cup and throw it on you! I saw it in a movie once.
IRS Agent
You won't be seeing any prison movies where your going... prison!

Carl: You know, I was hexed by a troll and a leprechaun cured that right up.
Lenny: Hey you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like.. 6 leprechauns!
Carl: Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with the leprechaun.

So when does this contest end?

Homer sings...."Shavin Ma Shoulders"

But my all time fave has got be...

Homer:Hello,My name is Mr Burns,I believe you have a letter for me
Man at Counter:OK Mr Burns, whats your first name
Homer:............I Don't Know
:rofl:

Burns: "Smithers, are they booing me?"

Smithers: "Err, no sir, they're saying 'Boo-urns!'"

Burns(to crowd):"Are you saying 'Boo!" or "Boo-urns!'?"

Crowd: "Boo!"

Hans Moleman: "I was saying 'Boo-urns!"

Bart: Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife!
Homer: But why? She's such a fox. I mean, what's on Fox tonight? Something ribald, no doubt.

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Homer: In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the woeeeemen...

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Homer: Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

Funniest simpsons couch moment.
 

I think the funniest one is when they sit down the wall rotates around and it shows flanders chained to the wall with and evil scientist smiling. How about you?

There's to many to even choose a best one.

There all great. But I always liked the Halloween versions. They never showed the coach but the beginnings were always funny.

Where they see the old versions of themselves