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Once again, I am quite new to this, hope you enjoy.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/33.jpg Cena: If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. Angle: But what about us? Cena: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night. Angle: When I said I would never leave you. Cena: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Kurt, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/34.jpg ... Here's looking at you kid. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/15.jpg Triple H decides that this promo requires the puppet, Little H....but he soon realises he forgot it...what the hell, it's live TV...we'll wing it!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg Vince: What the hell? Did that thing just wink at me? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/03.jpg They told Lita to sell the "love" with Adam. Guess what...she botched it!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/09.jpg Who the hell invited Vince Russo back to write for the WWE? Trying to build on the success of HLA, and more recently, HGA...he introduces HIA...Hot Incestral Action ***shudder*** (Sorry) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/20.jpg Joey: Did you see the size of that Rat? Coach: It was like...this big man. King: If it runs past again, I'll use this on it!!! |
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The RAW midcarders finally stand up to Cena and sacrifice him to God, seen in the background. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/18.jpg Donkey Kong finally gets wise and steals Mario's mallet. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/15.jpg Hunter: Big huge Big Show, stompin' through the forest... Along comes Hunter and hits the Pedigree! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/29.jpg Vince: Did I just hear myself say... THREE MINUTES!? *Vince takes off his mask to reveal that he's really Eric Bischoff.* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/24.jpg WWE's idea to change Kane's gimmick again to "Steven Crack'em, Chiropractor" didn't work out too well. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg Vince: Does this suit make me look fat? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/05.jpg Chloe (thinking): Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/04.jpg WWE Presents Romeo and Juliet. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/10.jpg Mom: You need some powa, honey! Mmm hmm! *Twirls head* Shelton (horribly acted): But... how do I... get power? Mom: Well, you just need some Chunkah soup, hon! Shelton: Gee... Thanks lad-er... mom... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/12.jpg WWE's newest toy, Rock'em Sock'em Jobbers! |
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Show: This is what happens when you masterbate too much :'( |
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Carlito and Masters do the "Internet Happy Dance" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/18.jpg HHH: Here Show, num nums! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/15.jpg Lil Hunter Foo Foo burying all the wrestlers... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/24.jpg Kane: And now to find out who really did screw Bret Hart! *rips off head* Kane: I knew it! Blood Hose did it! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/05.jpg Does she have her thumb up that dog's ass? |
^I don't get it her thumb is nowhere close to its ass
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the Pudding returns from injury, with a surprise heel turn. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/34.jpg "Too much...hersey's...Entering...Sugar Coma..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/35.jpg See, this is why you should always start with the basics. It was nice of John Cena to teach retarded kids to wrestle, but he should have known not to start with the superkick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/32.jpg "The dildo was HOW big?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/31.jpg Daivari was saved once more by the time stopping Angle. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/30.jpg "Not the mama!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/20.jpg "Raw hasn't been the same since JR left. I mean, look at this! nobody can fill this ass indent." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/19.jpg Big Show's injury actually came from his sparring match with the Star Wars kid. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/18.jpg Hunter was mesmerised by "Sock-Puppet Dinner Theater." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/136.jpg "I'm so bad at you, Hunter! I'm gonna kill...Hey kid, you gonna finish that?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/16.jpg At that moment, Show knew he had broken his finger. Never give someone the bird in a cast. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/15.jpg "...And she was clawing at the walls like this, screaming 'ride me, Hunter!' And you can expect a new installment every week until I am once agian champion." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/29.jpg Vince smiled. If tales of Hunter screwing Linda didn't equal ratings, he didn't know what would. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/28.jpg This would be a greater contorversy than Montreal. It turns out that Vince replaced Shawn's "hair spray" with whipped cream. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/27.jpg "Well, Shawn, I've made an interpromotional deal with TNA, and you're going to be jobbing to Sharkboy for the next coule of months. but there is good news...I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/26.jpg Nothing to caption here, just have a look. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/25.jpg They always talked about stepping on people to get to the top. Kane never expected they'd stick to hsi shoes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/24.jpg "God, do I really look like that, Shawn?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg "Do you...Enjoy...Holding a stick like that?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/08.jpg Allegations of rape were bad enough, but to actually have Victoria rape Maria? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/07.jpg "Oh my God...Is that?" "It feels like...Cottage Cheese!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/06.jpg Victoria: Maria... Maria: Yes? Victoria: Is that roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? Maria: ...I'm happy to see you. Victoria: ... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/05.jpg "Oh! that's the morning after pill for her!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/04.jpg I don't know which part was funnier. The fact that Lita botched intercourse, or that Flair didn't seem to notice the difference. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/03.jpg [/sarcasm] http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/02.jpg "This...is the last time we let Lita pick a position." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/13.jpg "You were watching me the whole time?" "Yeah, but only because I want to be JUST like you. Hey, what about that part where you grabbed your..." "Nevermind." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/14.jpg "Is that...Is that a third nipple?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/10.jpg I'm at a loss for words. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/09.jpg Mama: Once you go black, you'll never go back... Shelton: Is that why Haas has resigned? Mama: ... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/22.jpg WWE Fun Fact: Chris Masters is actually a licensed brain suregeon. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/21.jpg Furthering the racist direction of the Shelton Benjamin character, Shelton called upon Voodoo spirits to shrink Chris' head. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/12.jpg Helms: I don't think it's supposed to hurt like this! Lawler: Don't worry, son. I've almost got the quarter. Helms: That's my eardrum, you idiot! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/11.jpg Helms' attempt to call the King a homo took a surprising turn, as King slowly took the finger into his mouth, slowly sucking... |
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King: Hey peter look what I fucked your mom on last night! Styles: quit it Coach: Yeah he's gonna tell King: :eek: Oh shit |
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Kane: AHHHH a porn star get it off! get it off! |
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Edge:WEEEEEEEE Mike Time! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/11.jpg Helms: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....TV Time |
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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg Vince: What the hell? Did that thing just wink at me? XERO LIMIT 126: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/18.jpg Donkey Kong finally gets wise and steals Mario's mallet. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/04.jpg WWE Presents Romeo and Juliet. LEGEND: http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/5163/168vq.jpg Show: This is what happens when you masterbate too much :'( [ :rofl: that's the first CotM candidate right there :rofl: ] KANE KNIGHT: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/35.jpg See, this is why you should always start with the basics. It was nice of John Cena to teach retarded kids to wrestle, but he should have known not to start with the superkick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/32.jpg "The dildo was HOW big?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/20.jpg "Raw hasn't been the same since JR left. I mean, look at this! nobody can fill this ass indent." [ Another CotM candidate IMO. ] http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/15.jpg "...And she was clawing at the walls like this, screaming 'ride me, Hunter!' And you can expect a new installment every week until I am once agian champion." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/28.jpg This would be a greater contorversy than Montreal. It turns out that Vince replaced Shawn's "hair spray" with whipped cream. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/04.jpg I don't know which part was funnier. The fact that Lita botched intercourse, or that Flair didn't seem to notice the difference. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/09.jpg Mama: Once you go black, you'll never go back... Shelton: Is that why Haas has resigned? Mama: ... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/21.jpg Furthering the racist direction of the Shelton Benjamin character, Shelton called upon Voodoo spirits to shrink Chris' head. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/11.jpg Helms' attempt to call the King a homo took a surprising turn, as King slowly took the finger into his mouth, slowly sucking... As you can see... someone's dominating. :lol: But great stuff, KK. :y: |
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The first ever WWE/Nickelodeon SLIME TIME MATCh was ratings. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/35.jpg The Riverdancing lessons were NOT going well with the men... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/07.jpg Same with the ladies... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/32.jpg Despite his expertise in practically everything, even Kurt Angle had a helluva time trying to frame the John Cena EZ-Use Camera in the right position for that perfect photo shot. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/31.jpg What Daivari didn't know was that Cena could call upon the attack ticks that lived on his right shoulder to swarm his opponents at will. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/30.jpg Daivari knew replacing the other side of the chair with a mirror would be a great idea. Cena could see his true self, then commit suicide when he realized he was a homophobic, poop rapping face everyone hated. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/20.jpg KING: "In short, never put a steel chair on a table and tell Big Show it's a hamburger." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/19.jpg BIG SHOW: "RRRRROAAARRR!!! I thought I could eat it!!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/18.jpg You know WWE programming is bad when even the superstars are trying to destroy the TV. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/136.jpg Hunter's plan worked perfectly. Show would punch the chair and inadvertantly get himself sucked into the wormhole HHH had manufactured on its face. Eggcellent... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/16.jpg You know the WWE's new drug policy ain't working when even Mr. Socko shows up to work seriously over-roided. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/15.jpg HHH's Bedtime Stories, featuring Mr. Fluffy, where a huge hit with Mr. McMahon. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/29.jpg Vince shows off his new "how to finger a girl with three orifices" hand-pose. Take that, Matt Hardy! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/26.jpg Vince and the camera mic moved closer. It was love at first sight, and that first kiss would be sensuous... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/25.jpg KANE: "Dammit, these born-again Christian Jehovah's Witnesses never go away." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/24.jpg Nothing to see here. Just a previous gimmick flash back for Kane Yankem, DDS. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg VINCE: "Is it... talking???" :wtf: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/08.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/06.jpg The new WWE Groping Match was a huge success. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/05.jpg It's great that Torrie doesn't want Chloe to suddenly attack everyone and all, but looping a string through the dog's nose to pacify her was a little too extreme... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/04.jpg Flair loved reading Shakespeare while getting dry-humped by a slut in the morning. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/02.jpg Actually... Flair loved getting dry-humped period. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/03.jpg LPD: "You call that an angry face..." :roll: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/01.jpg LITA: Oh no! I left the oven on!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/13.jpg Mickie James' new role as FCC Censor was not so hotly received. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/14.jpg WWE Films presents: Alfred Hitchkcock's LEZBO PSYCHO!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/10.jpg MAMA: "Hold on, you got some lettuce stuck in your teeth." SHELTON: "MOM!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/22.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/21.jpg The WWE reached new lows when they re-enacted the Rodney King beating. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/12.jpg LAWLER: Cringe all you want, Greg, but we've got to get this Babelfish in your ear if you're to understand all the various lanugages we'll encounter as we travel around the galaxy... |
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King: Anyone want this before I put on Ebay? It even has the dent where J.R farted. http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5208/340po.jpg The year is 1942 and still no-one gives a crap about rap. http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6302/165lv.jpg Somewhere, Mick foley is crying. http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3180/157ws.jpg In an act of entertaining kids, Triple H tells the story of how judy jobbed to punch. |
Haven’t read them yet, sorry for any stolen jokes.
<!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><imh src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/33.jpg"> <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/34.jpg “50 Cent ain’t got nottin’ on me, biznich!” <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/35.jpg Daviri: I’m kicking him because he’s American! Carlito: I’m kicking him because he’s not cool! Masters: I’m kicking him because he’s a no talent hack! Angle: And that’s why I’m about to kick you. <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/32.jpg Cena: 50 bucks? You’re on! There is no way O’Haire is still alive up there! <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/30.jpg It’s one thing for someone to post a “kick me” sign on your back, but another thing for someone to post a Prussian guy screaming “KICK ME” on your back. <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/20.jpg To kick off the new year, the new Raw announce team From left to right- Jerry Lawler, Joey Styles, Jonathan Coachman, Stevie Richards, and Phil. <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/19.jpg That was mah sammichin’ hand… SAMMICHIN’ HAND!!!!!!” <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/18.jpg Cast over the hand or no cast, if Triple H wanted to show you “The Best of Jeff Hardy, Vol 3, The Promos” you’d smash it also. <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/136.jpg And somewhere in the great state of Oklahoma… JR: BAHGAWD! That steel chair literally dented the sammiching hand of the Big Show!<o =""></o> <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/15.jpghttp://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/16.jpg Triple H: Do you know how ridiculous you look with that bulky cast? Show: Oh yeah? Well what the fuck is up with that mustache? <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/29.jpg So Vince, how many more times can you sell your soul to the devil? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/28.jpg HBK: ‘scuse me, sir, do you know where my smile went? Vince: That-a-way! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/25.jpg Never ask Kane to help you “install” your smile. <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/26.jpg The REAL reason why Steven Richards still has a contract. <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg Vince: I’d hit it… I might even PAY for it! <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/08.jpg Surprisingly, you don’t see the fans in the background. That’s the line to the bathroom. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/05.jpg *And now, a glimpse into their minds…*<o =""></o> Candice: …*chirp chirp, chirp chirp*<o =""></o> Torrie: At the tone, please leave a message. BEEEEEP……. Chole: Oh god, you take ONE dump in Vince’s shoe, and this is what you get? I’ve said I’m sorry, I sent him a fruit basket, and I’m STILL stuck here… could be worse, I guess… He could have made me a cruiserweight on SmackDown. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/04.jpg Ric Flair: Oh yeah, love that titan tron, baby! Lita, on her back, The Nature Boy with someone in the figure four, and so many “Cena Sucks” signs shown on live TV… WOOOOOO! <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/03.jpg Empowered by the soul of Big Vis, Edge has a sudden and strange urge to eat the microphone. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/02.jpg Lita botches rape. <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/01.jpg Lita: Say it isn’t so… please… Edge: I’m sorry, but it is…. Lita: No more juniors division on SmackDown!!! Edge: What? Oh, yeah… uhhh… :shifty: It’s that…. Yes, it’s not the fact that you’re a no talent hack… Lita: I miss the midgets alrea—wha? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/13.jpg And somewhere in 29 Palms, CA, one guy’s fantasy was about to turn into reality… All she had to do was drop the towel… :naughty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/09.jpg Mama: Mama didn’t raise no homo! Shelton: Then stop calling me a homo! Mama: Stop watchin’ dat “queer eye” show! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/22.jpg I don’t know what the hell is going on here, or why Chris Masters is preventing Shelton from fixing the titan tron, but hey, since when did Monday Night Raw need to make sense? <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""> </o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/11.jpghttp://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/12.jpg<o =""></o> King: He kissed me like a homosexual! I ain’t gay! <!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o =""></o> http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/29.jpg Vince HAD to raise the bar when it came to toilet humor by saying he had to go “number three” </imh>http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/34.jpg Cena had no idea just how much heat he got that night until he felt the impact of one single bullet. |
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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/33.jpg Cena screamed in pain as his left arm deflated mid-match. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/34.jpg ...Rosebud..... [/rip off of a recent caption] http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/32.jpg Cena: I have fallen from the glass ceiling and cannot get up. Won't you help me Kurt? Kurt: Sure. :shifty: *swerve* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/31.jpg Cena: Retard attack! Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr. Daivari: Get away! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/30.jpg As an attempt to make Cena more of an "against the odds" fighting champ, they decided to make him a hunchback. But the make-up department was lazy and they decided to just attach Daivari there instead. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/19.jpg MY HAND IS A CHEF AND IT MAKES MY FOOD!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/18.jpg Show thought HHH was holding an animal cage and tried to smash it open so that he may feast on the creature inside. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/16.jpg It was bound to happen. Big Show got too heavy for the airplane. So they cut off part of his hand. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/28.jpg Vince tried to distract Shawn as he sprouted another limb. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg Vince: What's I gots in my pocketses? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/04.jpg The pain wasn't in the Figure Four. It was in Flair's rendition of Hamlet. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/03.jpg *CHOMP* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/09.jpg She proceeds to eviscerate Shelton. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/22.jpg Chris Masters, hijacking airplane spins since 2005. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/12.jpg King: What's this in your ear? It's...... Snitsky? :?: Gene: IT WASN'T MY FAULT! |
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Wildlife Narrator: And here we see the dominant male attacking the weaker of the species ....oh wait this is WWE, the writers don't know SQUAT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/34.jpg Cena will never ask where babies come from again. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/31.jpg The robot dancing competition got off to a good start with Daivari taking and early lead. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/20.jpg King: This is what The Divas used to keep me away when I was..um..drunk.:shifty: Styles: Yeah, I can see the mark. Coach: It's really small, are you sure you're a dude? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/19.jpg ROAR! BIG SHOW HUNGRY! BIG SHOW WANT TO EAT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/29.jpg The little fat kid in the bottom right corner was the REAL owner of WWE, he just wanted someone that looked important to make TV appearances. He failed at that. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/28.jpg Vince: HALT! How goes there!? HBK: :wtf: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg Vince: So, How you doin'? Lilian: Welcome to 1998. Vince: YOU'RE FIRED! Lilian: I mean, wow, you are so hot! Vince: You see kids, that's how you get the girls. *WWE Superstars take notes* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/07.jpg The Playboy Mansion welcomes you to....FUN! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/05.jpg What a bitch!:roll: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/02.jpg Flair's daycare center went down a treat. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/13.jpg Teenage boys around the world: DO IT NOW! STRIP AND GO IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/09.jpg Moma: You gotta catch that mouse NOW thoma....um Shelton.:shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/12.jpg King: See, you turn his ear and his arm goes up. How cool is that!? |
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John Cena forced Kurt Angle to help him to talk to Stephanie about his push. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/34.jpg Thankfully, Kurt escaped before John Cena had to convince Steph if he could "pop" the crowd. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/35.jpg John Cena was helpess, as Carlito,Daivari, & Masters couldn't stop the glass ceiling from coming down hard on him. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/32.jpg Lex Luger's new "Homosexual Roid Rage" gimmick went over really well with the crowd as he digitally raped John Cena. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/31.jpg Steven Richards doesn't get enough credit for his performance in this great triple threat match. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/30.jpg Daivari bothed his orders when Kurt told him to fuck Cena's back up. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/20.jpg Jerry Lawler was considering cutting the WWE's losses when Coach's shitty announcing forced the announce table to commit suicide. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/19.jpg Big Show's new "Mr. Chef-o" finisher wasn't all that impressive. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/18.jpg Triple H & Big Show were showing 2 things through this wonderful skit: 1) What they wanna do to the TV when The Coach is announcing and 2) What they wanna do to the TV when John Cena is wrestling http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/136.jpg Big Show literally covered up Coach's public execution at the hands of Triple H. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/16.jpg Big Show was convinced his new 95% Man/5% Mummy gimmick would go over huge. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/15.jpg Triple H gets insane amounts of heel heat as he explains how to correctly finger Stephanie McMahon. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/29.jpg Vince quickly corrected Triple H's mistake. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/28.jpg Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon star in 0069:Octojackhammer http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/27.jpg The foreplay to the climax was really hard to watch. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/26.jpg Vince: Wow! That is a lot of homosexual pornography overtones. or Not even Vince was immune from "playing the game" in order to keep his job. or Steven Richards stole John Cena's gimmick when he made Vince McMahon "CHOKE ON DEEZ NUTZ!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/25.jpg Shawn Michaels, doing the christian thing, helped remove the thorn from Kane's boot while making him giggle with his Triple H O-Face impression. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/24.jpg Kane repayed the favor by working on HBK's teeth for free AND a handless massage in his most tense area. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg I haven't done a sex storyline with you yet have I? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/08.jpg X-Pac's return during the divas match ended in tragedy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/07.jpg WWE's Hardcore Breakdance Orgy DVD was a huge success. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/06.jpg The WWE's attempts to live up to the new marketing slogan "make you feel RAW" were a little extreme, but much appreciated. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/05.jpg Chloe could play mind games like no other canine. Her Kennel From Hell Match at New Year's Revolution against FiFi was shaping up to be a real classic conclusion to a classic rivalry. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/04.jpg Ric Flair just couldn't put on the performance he wanted to in order to get the lead in "WWE's Hardcore Breakdance Orgy II" so he came out with "Figure Four Sluts Vol. 1" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/03.jpg The fans didn't know how to react when Edge announced that he was to co-star in a film with Lita and Ric Flair called the "The Sex Edgeucation Of Adam Copeland". http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/02.jpg Edge botched the "Anal Totem Pole" scene. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/01.jpg Lita and Edge slowly walked away from what became known as the "Volcanogasm Incident" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/13.jpg HLA Wars: The Boobies Strike Back http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/14.jpg Where are you gonna be when your stalker acts up? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/10.jpg Shelton Benjamin's first major motion picture: Ebony Kreuger http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/09.jpg However, the special effects were rather shitty. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/22.jpg Chris Master's new prison rape gimmick wasn't going over so well with the other superstars. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/21.jpg Dusty Rhodes' first decision as new head RAW writer: The "Exorcism Of Ebony Rhodes" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/12.jpg Jerry Lawler auditioning for the role of "Shelton's Momma" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/11.jpg Gregory Helms shocked the world when he announced it was actually HIM, not Brian Christopher who was Jerry's kid. |
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King: Which one of you sumbitches am i gonna have to knock the hell out http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/29.jpg Fan: Hey Vince how many times have you sucked Hogan off http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg Vince: Hey what will $50.00 get me http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/08.jpg Heres the proof that Steven Richards and Victoria are still teaming together http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/02.jpg Lita botches doggy style |
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Hunter offscreen talking to vince: :lol: It was a good trade, I let him have the belt, and he becomes steph's new Gynocolagist (sp?) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/33.jpg Cena: DAMMIT KURT. I NEED YOU HEAD TO BLOCK THE HOLE. SO MUCH BLOOD! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/35.jpg Kurt reading sign on the back of Masters: If you can read this I'm gonna break your nose....Shit http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/32.jpg Kurt: Catch the ball John, Dammit catch the ball Cena: I caaaaan't http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/31.jpg Daivari recoils in horror as Cena tries to eat his own shoulder http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/30.jpg Cena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Daivari: Let go John Cena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Daivari: Don't let it control you, let it go Cena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Daivari: Wait, whats that cribble on the bottom of the chair.....Hunter and I did it right on this chair.... Cena and Daivari: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/20.jpg Coach:... Styles:... King....Whaaat? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/19.jpg Big show (Yelling): I FOUND OUT WHAT WAS BLOCKING THE TOILET VINCE http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/18.jpg HHH: I'm sorry show, nobody told me this was your lunchbox. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/16.jpg Big show: I told you I was just big boned http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/11.jpg Helms: I'm...Not...A Monkey.. |
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And this is why WWE now has mandatory CPR lessons. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/34.jpg John had called the cameraman a homo for the last time. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/35.jpg Chris Masters' Neil Armstrong was always a big hit with the boys. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/32.jpg Kurt Angle: Nazi Hunter http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/31.jpg CENA: I should probably get that checked. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/30.jpg COACH: And Daivari hijacks the chair! ...get it? Guys? JOEY: Oh, my God... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/20.jpg KING: If I have to pretend to be in awe of "The Masterpiece," one more time... JOEY: Uh, King, we're back on. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/19.jpg SHOW: Okay, who's the genius who papier-mached my hand while I was asleep? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/18.jpg HHH: Okay, fine. We can watch Wonder Showzen. Jeez. No need to get all "monster" about it. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/136.jpg COACH: RHYNO?!? STYLES: STEVE CORINO'S ROOKIE MONSTER H-- Oh, right. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/16.jpg Paul Wight BEGGED for a new gimmick. "Stumpy" wasn't quite what he had in mind. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/15.jpg HHH: Okay, so maybe I'm not a "team player..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/29.jpg Yes, even Vince wanted to see the 3 Live Kru reunite. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/28.jpg VINCE: Time-Out Chair. Now. HBK: Aw, man... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/27.jpg Weirdest. Proposal. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/26.jpg Vince's reaction after seeing that Candice's episode of "Hotel Erotica" was going to be on Cinemax that night. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/25.jpg HBK: I can hear the ocean! KANE: Can I put my foot down now? This really hurts. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/24.jpg KANE: Do you want some pie, Mister Michaels? KANE [moving HBK's jaw]: Why, yes I would, Kane. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg VINCE: Man, this stuff I found in Ric's gym bag is fantastic. Even Mae Young looks good to me! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/08.jpg Victoria applied more pressure, but no matter how much it hurt, Maria was determined to finish her aria. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/07.jpg REFEREE: Judo CHOP! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/06.jpg MARIA: Wow! I'm, like, up to my elbow in here! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/05.jpg TORRIE: Yeah, that's right! Use her like a hand puppet! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/04.jpg Ric Flair, the only worker I can think of who can beat up a woman while checking Stevie Richards for a hernia. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/03.jpg Edge froze. He knew he had a line here. Then it hit him. Botching can pass through osmosis. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/02.jpg Fortunately, that problem could be turned into a positive just moments later. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/01.jpg LITA: Honey, where's your briefcase? EDGE: ...my briefcase? VINCE: Briefcase? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/13.jpg TRISH: No, Mickie, I don't "wanna get high." And that impression is getting really annoying. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/14.jpg MICKIE: Okay, the bad news is, you're not invisible. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/10.jpg Shelton was such a fan of "Scrubs" that he hooked up with the head nurse. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/09.jpg NURSE: No, I will not tell you what happens to Elliot at her new job! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/22.jpg SHELTON: NO! I'm not popular! I swear! MASTERS: Sorry, man. Hunter's orders. We've already got it put up. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/21.jpg Masters wins. Fatality. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/12.jpg KING: And I know for a fact that this beard...is FAKE! HELMS: OW OW OW OW OW OW! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/11.jpg HELMS: Dude, you got a boog. |
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Cena in a zombie voice: Brains... Brains... a new gimmick... a new gimmick... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/35.jpg Carlito and Masters: London Bridge is falling down, my fair lady. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/31.jpg Cena prepares to shove the invisible javelin down Daivari's throat. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/20.jpg King: Oh, so THAT'S what the chair was doing there. Oops! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/19.jpg Show: BRING ME A SHRUBBERY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/18.jpg Show: THAT'S NOT A SHRUBBERY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/136.jpg HHH: This chair's not very comfy. Hey, Show, give me a hand, would ya? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/16.jpg Show: No, no I don't have a foreign object inside this cast :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/15.jpg HHH: He's got the LARRRGE teeth! He's a Killer! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/29.jpg Hey, Vince! How many guys with talent did you fire today? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/28.jpg Vince: I shall call it "Mini-Arm". Now go fetch Big Show a shrubbery before he turns on me. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/24.jpg Kane starts having flashbacks to his Isaac Yankem days. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/23.jpg Vince: Lillian, didn't you miss your turn pleasuring me today? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/08.jpg Man, Bull Nakano looks GREAT after that gastric bypass surgery! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/06.jpg No caption, just :drool: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/04.jpg Flair: Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well... Lita: Great, he's gone off the deep end again. How can I not botch this this time? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/01.jpg Flair: What's the matter? Did Randy Orton steal your My Little Ponys? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/10.jpg Shelton's Mama: BYGAWD BBQ SAUCE!!! Shelton: Mama??? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/22.jpg RAW brought to you tonight by the letter L. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/12.jpg Helms: Would you hurry up and pull the quarter out already! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17017621/11.jpg Helms: Worst. Magician. Ever. |
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