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SmackDown! Captions [1-13-2006]
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Batista: Sorry Teddy, but I have to give up this title. Triple H: :D Belty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/16.jpg"> SmackDown! Roster: *Gasps* Talent! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/25.jpg"> Belty: Who the hell are you!? Angle: :'( <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/14.jpg"> The SmackDown! writing team were at a stereotyping all time low, by making Booker T shoot and kill Benoit to win the U.S Title. |
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Rey helped wrangle the poor, helpless, lost walrus. |
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Dave: I LOVE YOU MR PEANUT!! :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/18.jpg Henry: WHERE ARE YOUR CHEESEBURGERS?! |
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"Paul Carrington told me to enjoy the ride.......thanks paul." |
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Henry: Iiiii'mmmm HUNGRY!!:rant:
Lashley: i...HATE FAT PEOPLE!!!:mad: |
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Kurt Angle's drill instructor gimmick is better than I thought. |
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Henry: (Singing) I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding fries are done Ding fries are done I gotta run I gotta run....... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/24.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/23.jpg Smackdown's Live Sex Celebration didn't bring in good ratings either. |
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Kurt demonstrates how badly Smackdown blows at the moment. *I don't really think that, I'm really liking Smackdown in recent weeks |
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Kurt was the only one who dared step forward to oppose Stevie Richards. |
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Kurt: One for you Rest of roster(singing): Here we go, here we go, here we go....and get BURIED again. |
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There is a God! |
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Batista:"I'm telling you, Teddy, I'm just so dam hungry" <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/10.jpg"> Long: "I can't do anything about that Dave. I asked you before we came out and you said you weren't. Now get on with your promo" *Batista snatches the title belt* "What the...." <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/08.jpg"> "Dave Batista hungry.... mmmmhhhhh..." |
I try not to look first, so sorry if I double up.
<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/06.jpg"> Batista: *sniff* I just went to a screening for the wrestlers of Kane's new movie. *sniff* Man, is it BAD! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/09.jpg"> Batista: In fact, on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a 2. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/16.jpg"> Kurt: Man, who farted? JBL: He who smelt it dealt it. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/20.jpg"> We finally get rid of Jillian's mole, and now THIS?!? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/18.jpg"> Mark: I knew Mike Tyson. You're no Tyson. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/24.jpg"> Mark was able to grow even stronger by removing the ReyRey growth and adding an Angle growth. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/11.jpg"> Damn, Angle's hung like an elephant. It's even the right color. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/22.jpg"> *BONG* *BONG* Orton: Not HIM again... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/13.jpg"> Booker shows off the moves and the leisure suit he got from Disco Inferno. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/17.jpg"> Boogey: I'm very ecstatic to be here. Mark Henry: You're no Mike Tyson, either! |
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Batista finds out they're running with the "Melina is a dude" angle. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/08.jpg Contrary to JR's claim, this title was made of chocolate. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/10.jpg "I did not...Have sexual relations...With that...Title..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/07.jpg Batista: HANDS! HANDS! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/09.jpg Batista tells the fan how Smackdown's ratings were doing. ...This is not millions, this is number of fans. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/16.jpg Kurt's plan to overthrow the McMahons did not go well... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/11.jpg ...Until he summoned the force of Glitter... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/15.jpg Kurt: I thought you dropped the Nazi gimmick, John? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/21.jpg Note to Tough Enough stars: The ring ropes are not a tampon. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/20.jpg This 619 backfired when Henry began to chow down on Rey's leg. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/19.jpg Generic Longhair 1: Can I have a turn? Generic Longhair 2: You've had yours. Generic Longhair 1: No I didn't. You always cheat on blow the midget. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/18.jpg Henry: You're a homo! LAshley: Did someone say Hodown? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/24.jpg Noting that live sex was so popular on Raw, Vince decided to make Kurt and Mark an item. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/23.jpg Mercury: Does Rhyno know you're using his glue? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/11.jpg Kurt Angle: Carrying Smackdown's dead weight with a broken freakin' neck! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/25.jpg Kirk: Beam me up, Scotty! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/02.jpg Randy: What's wrong, Chris? Chris: I dreamed I put in years of work, only to be overlooked in booking and see someone on Raw win the Smackdown title instead of me.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/25.jpg Benoit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/22.jpg "Well how the Hell did you get the entire title in your mouth?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/13.jpg The WWE's new dress code proved ineffective. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/14.jpg In an attempt to one-up the boogeyman, Booker bites the head off a snake. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/12.jpg The WWE's first "partnership" Ceremony: Whoopi Goldberg and Charmelle. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/04.jpg "Did someone just say...Three minutes?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/01.jpg "Hon, I didn't want to say anything, but you're pulling a Janet Jackson." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/17.jpg Note the definition of the facial paint. This culture clearly values tribal marking to signify status. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/05.jpg In this instance, the male, obviously a chieftan or tribal leader, performs a traditional dance to seduce the female. We at National Geographic have dubbed it "Skulllfukkalickus." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/03.jpg Though primitive, the chieftan understands sensuality well. He opts for the facial growth region, a highly erogenous zone only recently discovered by medical science. |
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Bastista: Peace. |
Haven't ready any. Sorry for copycats.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/06.jpg "And then I put Old Yeller down. And it was the hardest thing I've ever had to do..." :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/08.jpg BATISTA: 'Fucking Rhyno...' http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/07.jpg BATISTA: "I'm sorry I can't be there to defend my belt for you and the brand." :'( LONG: "And I'm sorry I had Mark Henry shoot you in the ass." :'( BATISTA: WHAT?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/09.jpg Dave's scret obsession becomes revealed when he orders not one but TWO bacon liver mashed potato pies. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/16.jpg KURT: I'm a fricking Olympic medal winner. Why the hell am I the last one to be picked on a team???? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/15.jpg The Kurt Angle roller coaster simulator was a huge hit with the boys backstage. Here, Kurt is taking JBL up the lift hill of Millennium Force... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/21.jpg LASHLEY: 'YES!!!!' http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/20.jpg Tragedy struck when Ric Flair told Mark Henry there was a sandwich in Rey's crotch too. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/19.jpg Poor guy had to be carried backstage after massive groinal injuries. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/18.jpg LASHLEY: "What the...?" BUM ON RIGHT: "I'm you from the future, and I'm telling you to get out of wrestling now before you get pushed to the WWE Championship, then get screwed out of making any sort of living because of a stupid 10 year no compete clause and wind up living homeless out on the street!!!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/24.jpg KURT: "Dammit, Mark, for the last time I don't have a cheeseburger in my shorts!!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/23.jpg MARK: "Baby Kurt sucks. It was much easier to care for a disembodied hand last time." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/11.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/25.jpg To celebrate his victory, Kurt had Captain America disintegrated. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/02.jpg Rey calling for the ghost of Eddie Guerrero to help him was bad enough, but things really crossed the line when Benoit invoked the spirit of Bret Hart... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/22.jpg After realizing Orton had seen the Edge/Lita sex tape, Benoit knew he had to prevent Randy from vomiting in any way he could. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/13.jpg Ever the sneaky bastard, Booker T pretends to do a native tribal fire dance before hitting Benoit with the belt out of nowhere. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/14.jpg "THE CHOCOLATE!!! IT'S ALL MINE!!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/12.jpg "I'm so glad you're happy to see me!!!" :naughty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/01.jpg Here we see Sharmell with the first ever WWE optical wardrobe malfunction illusion... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/17.jpg The thing Vince loved most about the Boogeyman was how he'd eat anything--even the dead careers of depushed wrestlers. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/05.jpg Things went to far when Boogeyman scalped Jillian Hall. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/03.jpg Here we see some of the perks that inspired a young Darth Maul to join the Dark Side of the Force. |
My Favorites of this Batch
COOL KING:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/16.jpg SmackDown! Roster: *Gasps* Talent! XERO LIMIT 126: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/20.jpg Rey helped wrangle the poor, helpless, lost walrus. LOCKJAW: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/18.jpg Henry: WHERE ARE YOUR CHEESEBURGERS?! PORKSODA: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/24.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/23.jpg Smackdown's Live Sex Celebration didn't bring in good ratings either. PARKMANIA: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/11.jpg Damn, Angle's hung like an elephant. It's even the right color. KANE KNIGHT: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/18.jpg Henry: You're a homo! Lashley: Did someone say Hodown? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/14.jpg In an attempt to one-up the boogeyman, Booker bites the head off a snake. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/03.jpg Though primitive, the chieftan understands sensuality well. He opts for the facial growth region, a highly erogenous zone only recently discovered by medical science. |
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Batista sheds a tear when he realises Kurt will be having his last ever match at the Royal Rumble <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/08.jpg"> Batista realises the belt finally no longer smells like HHH <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/07.jpg"> In more WWE stereotypical characters, Teddy Long steals Batista's belt while hugging him. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/09.jpg"> Batista shows the jobbers how many fingers Vince likes in order for a push <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/16.jpg"> The smacdown roster couldnt believe it, Kurt had finally slain the Giant in black boots. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/15.jpg"> Kurt began his training with JBL on how to carry a good match <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/21.jpg"> Sylvan: Why am I the only one with white pants? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/18.jpg"> As much as Mark Henry yelled at him, Lashley couldn't take his eyes away from the gray hair stuck in Mark's beard.... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/24.jpg"> <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/23.jpg"> How to Properly botch a Power bomb example 1 <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/11.jpg"> Kurt wondered where he had seen the red white and blue material raining down on him before <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/25.jpg"> Then it struck him....BURCHILL <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/02.jpg"> Benoit: BUUUUUUURCHILL :'( <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/22.jpg"> Benoit tried as hard as he could, but he just couldn't get Randy to look away from HHH and stephs live sex show replay <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/13.jpg"> The belt was stuck atop the glass ceiling, and there was no way in hell Booker was letting go. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/14.jpg"> Sharmell: Come' ere baby Booker: Seaaaaan let me join yooou. |
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Dave: Man the dust is bad in the ring. Anyone who has seen Bro'Town knows what im talking about. |
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Dave: I made a huge mistake. I bet EVERYTHING on the Colts... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/08.jpg"> Dave: INCLUDING the World Heavyweight Title. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/10.jpg"> Dave hands the belt over to the bookie. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/07.jpg"> Bookie: Thanks, Playa. I always wanted a big gold belt. Dave: I bet my shades that the Patriots won, though... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/09.jpg"> Dave was wrong again... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/16.jpg"> Kurt's mighty sneezes are known to clear entire rings... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/15.jpg"> Kurt had to go to great lengths to get JBL up to the chin-up bar. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/21.jpg"> JBL: I haven't spent this much time upside down since the last time I was in Vince's office... Smackdown Lockerroom: :wtf: <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/20.jpg"> Rey's heel turn was complete after he squashed the Boogieman's head. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/19.jpg"> Mercury: Hey, what does "Eg" mean? Nitro: Egg? Who's cooking eggs? Mysterio: :rant: <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/18.jpg"> Henry: Hey Kurt, how did you turn black? Lashley: :| <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/24.jpg"> Kurt: For the last time, I'm not Buddha. SO STOP RUBBING MY BELLY! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/23.jpg"> Kurt may be a wrestling god, but he just BOTCHED the Tarantula here... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/11.jpg"> Kurt: I see spots... and they are red, white, and blue... and they are... turning into scorpions? THEY'RE ALL OVER ME! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/25.jpg"> Kurt:... and is that the Ultimate Warrior over there?... Why is he saying that "Queering don't make the World Work?"... and Why is he giving Pat Patterson a Handjob?... THAT'S IT, NO MORE ACID! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/02.jpg"> Tired of selling a reverse chinlock, Benoit decides to order a beer and some popcorn. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/22.jpg"> Now we learn why you should never steal Benoit's popcorn... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/13.jpg"> The first ever "Booker T on a wire" Ladder Match ends tragically. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/14.jpg"> Patrick: Ohmigod, you killed Benoit! Booker T: I'm a BASTARD! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/12.jpg"> Sharmell is feeling the effects of a vicious one-armed bearhug by Mark Henry. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/04.jpg"> Randy: Do you think I am a legitimate Superstar? Booker: :rofl: Randy: :mad: Where's your bag? Booker: in the third locker to the left of the men's locker room, why? Randy: No reason. *grabs a newspaper* heh heh heh... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/01.jpg"> Booker: Dude, I was totally hanging out with RVD, man... Sharmell: Let's get busy later, ok? Booker: I ain't THAT stoned... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/17.jpg"> Kurt's Bad Acid Trip Continues as he looks in the mirror... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/05.jpg"> Boogie does his best Hacksaw impression. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1693782/03.jpg"> Weeks of having to stay in character on the road is taking its toll on yet ANOTHER Superstar... |
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Little did Kurt Angle know that Rey Mysterio hit puberty and hit a tremendous growth spurt. |
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Mark Henry: OMFG AUSTINS GUNNA BE AT MANIA!!!11 Lashley: WHAT THE FUCK? |
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"So let's get this overwith. WWE.com already spoiled our show, so why not." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/08.jpg The belt wanted for Batista to use tongue action next time. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/10.jpg In one of the most horrifying twists ever, Batista reveals himself to really be Paul Roma and botches kicking Long's ass. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/07.jpg BATISTA: Teddy, get you hand AWAY from my ass! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/09.jpg Batista predicts how many weeks it will be before WWE releases him because they can't use him due to injury. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/16.jpg Kurt told JBL, never to visit him at his address at 619 South Street, but JBL didn't listen, so... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/15.jpg JBL tries to hang on to the glass ceiling, but Kurt wouldn't have any of that. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/19.jpg HOT BROKE-WRESLING-BACK MOUNTAIN ACTION!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/18.jpg Mark Henry decided to show Lashly just how powerful he was when he opened his mouth and the entire fabric of space of time was sucked into his fat ass. Lashly responded with the only thing he could do: Perform the best scene with Drew Carey. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/24.jpg Seeing as how space and time were in danger, Kurt Angle held Mark Henry in place while he forced him to watch him smile with his mouth guard in. It was enough to make Henry puke out the fabric, with everyone with a loss as to what the fuck just happened. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/23.jpg KURT: NO, Mark Henry! You're supposed to be sucking McMahon's dick to continue your push, not MINE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/11.jpg I knew the WWE was trying to be conservative when censoring blood by turning everything black and white, but censoring Kurt's exposed talliwhacker with a ring post was taking things a bit far. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/25.jpg KURT: OH MY GOD!! I must be dreaming. A wrestler, with TALENT, a champion...and it's ME?! This CAN'T be for real. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/02.jpg It seemed like the ghost of Triple H was going after Benoit, which slid into Benoit's mouth while Orton made sure he wasn't going anywhere. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/22.jpg Forget the live sex celebrations of either Lita or Steph. Orton could stand those. It was the sex between Vince and Shelton's momma that was a bit too much for Orton. Thankfully, Benoit was there. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/14.jpg BOOKER: Now that the title gods have answered me, maybe the theme gods can answer me why the fuck we have a Peter Gabrial song for the WrestleMania 22 commercial theme. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/12.jpg Cousin It botches molesting Sharmell, even though Sharmell still enjoyed it. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/04.jpg BOOKER: Yeah, see, unlike Triple H, I don't even try to beat you after you win the title for me. I just make you win it and then I take it. Now, next phase. Assume the position. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/17.jpg When good dental work, GOES BAD!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/05.jpg The Bushwhackers botched their comeback in the worst way possible. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1693782/03.jpg If you thought Boogyman's biting off THIS mole was sick, you don't WANT to know what other moles he was considering biting off of Jillian's body. |
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