The following wrestlers are wrestlers that Jim Ross would blow if he a chance to
 

The following wrestlers are wrestlers that Jim Ross would blow in my opinion.

-Stone Cold Steve Austin
-Shelton Benjamin
-Orlando Jordan
-Lashley
-Viscera
-Booker T
-Batista
-The Bah Gawd dream team (HBK and Orton)
-Trevor Murdoch
-Gene Snitksy
-Big Show
-Kane
-Tyson Tomko
-Undertaker

Are there any other wrestlers in the WWE who you think Jim Ross would blow the penis of?



*Y3J's suggestion of Shelton Benjamin has been added*

Shelton

:wtf:

IT'S Y3J YOU TWAT!

The American Dream

twat twat twat twat

Hey TC, you need to fix your sig. JR's missing

How about "The Best Pure Athlete in the WWF" Billy Gunn

That's like my all time Favorite JR saying.

Anyway gotta disargee about Shelton. JR would usually make fun of Shelton's inablity to talk in his Ross Report's.

LOL wtf?

On that subject if Dusty Rhodes is the american dream then fuck America is in a whole lot of trouble.

"But I'm not telling you anything you ddon't alread..."

*Gets fired*

i SUPPOSE i SHOULD CLOSE THIS, BUT i AM NOT GONNA DO IT.

Also, I hate when people leave capslock on and I type out a bunch of shit before noticing.

JR is a huge fan of Dr. Death Steve Williams.

Vince McMahon.

Not by choice, though. And JR would not be the only one.

Mantaur.

Jerry Lawler

Yep, he Dr. Death are tight. He tried to bring him back several times.

It was never specified if it was by choice.

But that would be rape, and that's NO GOOD!

Well, it did say that it would be the wrestlers he would blow if given the chance, basically saying that he would WANT to be given a facial by any of them.

With Vince, it's another matter.

Are we limited to WWE wrestlers? I imagine he'd love to pleasure The Alpha Male. Also they say the reason A-Train and Test were really released is cause they refused to continue to let JR suck them off.

The repo man

<font color=goldenrod>The Boogeyman</font>

Stupidest fucking thread ever.

JR must be really desperate if he blew of to the "Stupidest fucking thread ever".

What about The Dicks (Chad and James, IIRC)? Sounds logical, and they have strangely disappeared from the SD! scene lately.

Also possibly the Gymini & Simon and also Nitro & Mercury (from MNM)

i think you are the ONLY one with that much conern for THE DICK(s) :rofl:

WTF what a fucking gay thread

Shit we forgot Goldberg BAH GAWD!

Why because you think I'm the only one on the boards actually taking the question seriously? WTF-ever. :lol: :rofl: