Tim White's Biggest Fan
 

Well, I'd like to know how they explain how he gets out of this one, lol.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/vid...te%2Fvideos%2F

AHAHAHAH!

ROFL, that's the most overblown one yet.

I dunno thats alot of blood to say he just cut off a limb.

OLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

Seriously, if that doesn't kill him, then he is greater than the Undertaker himself!!!! :lol: Dayam, that was a lot of blood. Hope Josh can get that suit cleaned.

<font color=goldenrod>LMFAO :lol:

My guess is he'll be in a full-body cast next week and still manage to attempt suicide</font>

Clearly he was holding a pig when he jumped in.

:rofl: LMAO.

hahhahahahah!!!!!!

That was one of the best they've done, BTW. IT makes up for the stupid car one.

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

seriously LOLing here like crazy... that was fucking genious

He no-sold it.

Sadly, Rosey only lost his left ass cheek in that struggle.

wow... i bet Dutch-Boy Paint went up in stock after that

lol that was sick but hilarious

ROFL

Are you going to show us the inner workings of this fan Mr White?

:lol:

Josh is gold.

My money is on "Tim White managed to come away with only minor cuts"

Man, that was hilarious. I did not see the blood coming at all.

Tim White tripped as he was jumping in. He fell just short of the fan. However, the ketchup bottle that he had in his pocket somehow slipped out and went into the fan.

Wow, that was a lot of blood! I definitely see him being in nothing but bandages and casts... and he'll end up pulling the plug on life support in the hospital.

They didn't even explain how he survived his last suicide atempt.

^ They haven't been explaining things for a while.
Ahhh, good one!

Now that was funny. :lol:

i liked the music that played when they showed his many suicide attempts. josh matthews is hilarious.

who came up with this, like seriously?

Both Tim White and (especially) Josh Matthews play their roles so well

and the concept itself is godly

it's too bad they can't put this on tv, it would give me a reason to watch smackdown

LOL! :rofl:

That is the first time I actually really laughed at one of these videos.

Josh Matthews: "Today we're here at the local hospital where Tim White is currently recovering from his latest suicide attempt. Doctors tell me that Tim's vital organs narrowly escaped the fan's blades, but instead they violently removed a piece of Mr White's buttocks. His doctors tell me that the piece of flesh removed from Mr. White's buttocks was the location of a previously undiscovered malignant tumor that they believe would have quickly overtaken the former WWE referee and ended his life if this rather fortunate turn of events wouldn't have happened. Mr. White, you must be feeling very lucky to know that not only did you survive your suicide attempt, but that you now have a clean bill of health."

Vince is apparently behind the concept. I wouldn't be suprised if he wrote at least some of them either.

<font color=goldenrod>I wonder if at WM we'll see Tim White pull a Road Warrior Hawk and leap off the set....</font> :shifty:

These are golden. Tim White has the greatest facial expressions.

you gotta wonder how much his bar is making after all the exposure

Well, hopefully they're hiding all the sharp objects.

Poor fellow. I should go to the bar and help him do it right.