Abyss
 

I don't really regularly watch TNA, but from what I've seen I like the look of this Abyss guy. He obviously looks like something of a cross between Mankind and Kane, but how about his back story? Is there a reason he wears a mask and carries chains with him?

no reason, only to be a mankind/kane rip off

He wears the mask because he is the ugliest person I have ever seen without it

oooooo abyssssss =/

He has the wierdist theme song. Like a circus theme or some shit.

I met him last summer. I asked him to hold a cute stuffed dog I won earlier in the day (The wrestling show took place at a sweet ass fair here). He originally said yes, then asked if it was going to end up on the internet. I told him no, but he asked me to hold it. I begged him to hold it, but he got upset, so I just held it.

Where can I find a picture of Abyss without his mask. I would like to see his goofy face.

Nevermind I just found a few. He isn't THAT goofy looking.

apparently, according to TNA's Championship Counsil,
they've decided to change his finisher from "The Black Hole Slam"
to "TNA's Ratings". feeling they're the same thing.

They're renaming Jarrett X-Pac too. They figure it can only help his heel work.

lol

Unfortunately, the only chant TNA fans will come up with is "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO X-PAC!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFL

I can't wait till some of the UK guys compete in the X Cup

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A-BRIT"

They should change thier name to Seth Parrot and Tex Punk Go great with the bronco buster that we all......cant stand

To be fair, the best WWE fans could come up with was "You Screwed France!"

Jewish TNA Fans: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A-BRISS





:shifty:

I'm still waiting for someone to cheat Regal out of a win, and the crowd to start chanting "You screwed Brit"

The HHH & Steph segments took place a while back and noone started a "You screwed brat" chants.

"You screwed Bort"

Too bad Gunner Scott had the name change.

"You screwed Brent" could've been his ticket to stardom.

You screwed Bert, Big Bird! Why'd you do that Big Bird? Why'd you screw Bert?

Han shot Boba's jet pack and sent him into the belly of the Sarlacc...

"You screwet Fett"

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

the back ground story about abyss is he was the last kane in the wwe. they wanted him to be the one to unmask and shave his head, he told them no and they fired him,and brought the kane now in from wcw. remember the first three kanes had long hair.

You, sir, are an idiot.

[Overheard at the last TNA taping.]

FAN #1: I gotta go take a leak, man!
FAN #2: What?
FAN #1: I have to use the bathroom!
FAN #2: What? I can't hear you! This is awesome, and I need to tell the wrestlers by chanting "THIS IS AWESOME," even though the show hasn't actually started yet!
FAN #1: I have to take a piss!
FAN #2: A what?
FAN #1: A PISS!
CROWD: WHOOOOOOOOA! A PISS! WHOOOOOOOA! A PISS!

Damn, what is it with me and jokes that take forever to get to a punchline that isn't all that funny to begin with?!?

Fans: WOOOOAAAAHHHHH A PISS!

Guy taking a piss: Uh, guys, I can't pee with you all standing in the fucking bathroom chanting for me to pee.

Fans: PEE PEE PEE PEE GOOOO PEE!

Guy: For fuck's... Uh, HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! SOMEONE IS BRUSHING UP THE RING!

Fans: WOOO! BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH!

And did you hear how they had to actually kill Taker so he could use his lightning powers?

The first 3 kanes? are you high on crack or meth?

Yeah, everyone knows there were five. Six if you count The Undertaker.

Fan unzips his fly:
Crowd: It is cold out! *Clap clap clapclapclap*