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RAW Captions [2/2/04]
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Mark got distracted when he noticed that he'd left three little pellets uneaten. No wonder he couldn't eat this stupid ghost! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Mark Henry hated Ric Flair soooooo much. Now he managed to convince Benoit that VICTORIA was making a monster, too! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg ORTON: Holy shit! I hit a grizzly with my car! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg FAN IN PENN STATE SHIRT: Dammit, Rico, stop clenching... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg Rico only had one shot. He had to grab Rene's flux capacitor kneepads and go back to before he got put in this hold. Now, where would he come up with 1.21 jigawatts? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg RENE: Hey! That branch has an ass! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Stacy made a brutal heel turn when she removed Jackie's neck. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg EARL: Okay, if I'm a teapot, what are you? TRISH: A toaster? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg Glen "Woman For A Head" Jacobs breaks out another new gimmick. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Ahhhh. A finely-crafted Canadian vase. Part of the HGA collection, if I'm not mistaken. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg KANE: Hah! Got your beard! BILL: NUH! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg Glen "Mood Ring" Jacobs was obviously sad. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg MATT: You do realize the phrase "One, two, three, can you dig it" is in your song, right? BOOKER: *Sob* Yeah... They drove a dumptruck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Booker tries in vain to help Hardy from being the latest invisible crucifixion. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg ORTON: So, wait, Hunter used to carry YOUR bags? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg SPIKE: Who are you, and why did you eat Triple H? HHHUTT: Bo shuda! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg HHH (thinking): Hmm...Tiger Driver, Tigerbomb, Honor Roll...so many good moves I could do out of this...all of which would require me to exert energy. JR: BAH GAWD PEDIGREE! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg Chris Benoit proves that "Sharpshooter" isn't just a move in his arsenal when he wings HHH from the rafters. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg AUSTIN: Brother Bill, have you heard the Good Word? BILL: Guwuh? AUSTIN: Um...just take my card. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Y2J & EARL: Oh, hey! A quarter! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg RIC: Hey, that's a nice Moonwalk! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg RANDY: Y'know, Shawn, I really enjoy all this time we're spending together... HBK: Dude, get your hand off my shoulder. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg Austin and the ring do their impression of President Bush and a hedge. The referee is pretending to be an open beer. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg ORTON: Hunter, why? I thought I was your friend! HBK: You're fine. He hasn't nailed your feet yet. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg MICHAELS: What's the Evil Council's plan, Chris? CHRIS: It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad! MUSHUFASA: "Stars above." Was I right, or what? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg CHRIS: Say, Shawn...have you ever met Rhyno? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg HBK: Wait, he's not the guy who was wearing the "ECW Champion/WWE Jobber" t-shirt, is he? |
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I laughed at the HHHUT one ;)
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:lol: Oh Loopy you rule :love: I liked the Brother Bill one and the HHH one :D
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I loved these.
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Nice, but I was hoping to see the Benoit Booger.
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Benoit: Hey weren't you involved with Mae Young and the ha... Henry: time to die! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Benoit: I close my eyes...only for a moment and the moment's gone Henry: Ah i'll tap! i'll tap! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg Orton: Oh my god Mic is shot, who did this to you? Foley: ......... Orton: Mic tell me who killed you!! Foley: ......... Orton: TALK TO ME! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg That guy in the red shirt isn't looking at Jackie.... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg A split second later the ref nailed a huge spear on Dupree, one that put Goldberg to shame http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg I know women are self-conscious but during a match is no place for Stacy to ask everyone if she is fat http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Stacy's new cannibal gimmick went over well http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg Trish: what is that? Earl: Why that is Mercury the closest planet to the Sun, but why it is down near the ring I haven't the slighest.. HHH: I'm a guy you jackass! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg Trish said she wanted to be elevated, HHH made it so http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Christian: I love you man! Jericho: You're still not getting my bud light http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Kane has more than happy to give Bill a breast exam... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg Kane was more shocked than anyone when the Smurfs made their WWE debut http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg Matt: Admit it! It was intentional! Booker: For the last time I'm not Janet Jackson! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Where will you be when your diahrea acts up? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg Orton: So has Hunter ever made you... Shawn: No, in fact he used to do it for me Orton: nnnnnnnnnooooooooo get out of here! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg HHH: Oh Randy not now I'm in the middle of a match http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg Legend has it if you stick your head between HHH's legs you see the future http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg HHH didn't have to show everyone what the board meetings looked like http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg Austin: Hi i'm from over the hill bald guys anonymous, i'm here to help you Goldberg: I don't need help, i'm popular as ever Austin: Denial is not river in Egypt my friend! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Earl forgot his soaps were on, and he wasn't recording them! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg Ric: oops i crapped my pants Jericho: god not again http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg Randy "nipple biter" Orton can escape any hold! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg Austin: dammit! This isn't I-95 http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg As the huge axe came down from the rafters, Shawn pushed Randy out of the way, taking the full force of the blow. O'Haire's plan backfired! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg God smiles down upon Benoit, Shawn had to be a little jealous http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Benoit: Thanks, I know I will make a great World Champion http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg HBK: sucker... |
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Mark never really was good at ripping out hearts. Well...at least the aim factor. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Smile for the camera Chris. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg After giving the RKO to Foley in the parking lot, Orton suddenly felt like he stole a gimmick from Kanyon in WCW. The growing thought was made worse when he said "BANG!" in Foley's face and ran away. OR Orton: Holy shit Mick, you okay? I mean, Richards came out of no where! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg Here we see Rico and Jackie discussing on their game plan. The game? Oh, they were about to job to him, no worries. :shifty: http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg Rene: Well...this moved worked for Christian in that match against Booker and RVD a few weeks ago... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg Rene: Whoa, that's a nice ass for a thirteen year old! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Stacy: JUDO CHOP-A! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg Earl: You can't count... Trish: You can't call a match... Earl: What are you talking about? Trish: Don't think I haven't forgot about Montreal! Earl: I didn't expect you to know in the first place.. OR This team was devastating. Trish would distract them with her tits and Earl would call the bell saying they tapped. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg Trying to avoid the camera, Earl hid behind Kane for safety. Front fans later reported Earl to be saying "Be the Kane, Be the Kane.." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg A closer inspection revealed a startling truth to Chris. Jericho: So you're the asshole who stole my goatee?! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Bill's attempt for a cruiser move failed, about as bad as Kane's attempt to carry Bill in a match. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg Kane was more than shocked when he learned the regular lights had been changed to black lights, thanks to the prank team of Ric Flair and Rhyno. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg I bet Matt felt like a big man when he started picking on Booker Wee. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg The ref waits in the wings for his chance to Gore the first man who displays talent or charisma that makes Hunter look bad again. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg Orton: Gimme' your wallet, or I'll shoot you. Orton's new "Mental Challenged Legend Killer" gimmick wasn't that big of a hit. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg Spike knew better than to ask Vince for a push. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg Hunter: This makes number 87,987,576,23..... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg Austin: Listen...you can't cut a promo, you wrestle any good matches, and your gimmick sucks. So, I gave you this card I personally made with what you should do... Goldberg: All it says is "Walk Out.." Austin: Oh, it works wonders! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg As Flair made his way to his corner, Flair's stomach made it's way to the ring.. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg Earl then saw some of his family sitting in the crowd, so he waved to him. Unfortunately, Jericho had no idea what was happening, and seeing Earl waving his hands and walking to the ropes while he was in a submission sent the Canadian into a paniced frenzy. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg All Randy said was "Politicians suck." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg The WWE Ring Clean Up Crew was good at taking out those who didn't do what Hunter said. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg Orton: Wha' Happen'? (Rep (if I can) to those who get the reference.) http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg Michaels didn't know what to do when the Halo appeared over Benoit's head. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Shawn: You know what the best part is? Chris: What? Shawn: I didn't wash my hands coming out of the bathroom earlier.. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg And as Shawn and Chris shake hands, somewhere in the arena mopping the boiler room, mumbles a one Sean O'Haire saying "I can do that..." |
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Mark had always wanted to have wolverine for dinner. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Trying to eat a Wolverine. Another side effect of hunger. Have a Snickers. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg Orton: "Mick! What the heck are you doing??? We have an angle to do!!!" Mick: "Shhhhhhhh!!! I can hear the ocean! Soooo relaxing..." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg Jackie: "Hasn't Trips been getting fa--" Rico: "Shh! Yeah... his gut's about this big now." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg Unfortunately for Rico, Rene's years of inward hatred toward the Ultimate Warrior suddenly exploded at that very moment. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg Rene was a little grossed out when Stacy asked him to help remove her tampon string. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Much to Vince's anger, Stacy and Jackie give away another WWE backstage secret by reenacting what happens in HHH's and HBK's lockerroom. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg Trish: Oh yeah. A cleavage shot! Haven't had one of those for a while! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg You know Kane's psycho gimmick was down the shits when even WOMEN were more over than he was. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Jericho: *sniff sniff* Club sandwich with cheddar and Canadian bacon!" Christian: *gasp* "HOW'D YOU KNOW???" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Here, Kane proves that you can indeed have your Bill and eat it too. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg The debut of the Blue Man Group was yet another pathetic effort to dredge up sagging ratings. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg Matt: "Dammit, Whoopi! Why'd you have to flash??" Booker: "That was Janet Jackson! And that joke's been done before!!" Matt: "Whatever. You're both ugly." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Suddenly, a rope flew down from the rafters and ensnared Hardy's wrist, lifting him up to the ceiling. Now RAW could have its own Sean O'Haire! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg Orton: "So you're telling me that pimple was THIS big! Wow. That WAS some pimple!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg Spike: "How ya doing... fatty? FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!!! FAT FAT FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY!!!!!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg Spike paid dearly for his insolence by being absorbed into Triple H's crotch. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg As usual, Triple H no-sells even a bullet shot to the head. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg Austin: "Take these elementary learning cards. They will teach you the system we call the alphabet, or what you call 'those squigglies that turns thems lines into words.'" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Flair may be well past his wrestling prime, but he could still do the most insane push-ups ever. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg Jericho figured it'd been a while since he was last in the Triple H Position and decided to practice it again, lest he get rusty. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg Shawn didn't exactly enjoy it, but someone had to breastfeed little Randy. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg Austin and the ref recreate how they think the Kobe Bryant rape scene really went , with Austin as Kobe and the ref as that girl. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg In a HUGE swerve, HBK turns heel when he sets up Orton for the Invisible Crucifix. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg Michaels: "Hey Chris! Even that heavenly halo above your head wont' prevent you from jobbing to Hunter. He is God, of course, you know." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Chris was a little wary in shaking Shawn's hand. Just what was that white milky stuff on it anyway? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg Lets take a moment and read each person's mind. Benoit: "Excellent. With Michaels' friendship, there's no way Triple H can bury me!" Michaels: "Oh look! Another Canadian I can screw over with his own submission move!" |
Yay! Caption time! All jokes are considered original until proven stolen.
<img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/01.jpg> Chris: Oh come on Mark! Don’t feel bad! At least you’re better than The Big Show. Mark: -sniff- really? You mean that? Chris: No, at least The Big Show is almost worthy of his title. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg> Awesome work Chris! He was able to turn Mark Henry’s botched sidewalk slam into the crossface! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg> Randy: No! Mick! Don’t fall asleep! My promo’s aren’t that bad! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg> The flamboyant metrosexual wrestler and his trailer park trash girlfriend… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg> Rene was confused, but then realized that it must have been a technical difficulty with the titantron. “Powerslam, grunt, Spear, grunt, Jackhammer, grunt, Pin, grunt” <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg> Even God looked on as Stacy was about to do an apron dive shooting star press. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg> Maybe if Miss Jackie would keep her feet on the ground she would grow if Stacy just pulled. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg> Earl: Oh Trish! Did you have to break wind? Trish: But girls don’t fart! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg> Worst. Cross body Block. Ever <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg> Jericho: You may have the better nose, but I can be over as a face or a hell. Christian: Yeah! Well I’m more Canadian than you! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg> Botch, botch, botch, botch, botch, botch, botch… Oh, my bad, I need a caption for this… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg> Kane could only look up and pray to Cyan, the blue God, that he wouldn’t be totally buried during his feud with The Undertaker. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg> The double Spin-a-rooni went horribly wrong. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg> Matt Hardy held onto the helicopter to get out of the ring, and out of the losing streak. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg> Randy: Shoot that man in the ass! HBK: That’s my chest, stupid rookie. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg> Spike: Hey, if I poke you in the stomach will you laugh like the doughboy? HHH: You are cleaning O’Haire’s cage for that. |
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The ref was a little nervous at this round of limbo… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg> Triple H shows the world why he wasn’t selected for the WWE Originals with his rejected track “100 reasons why I’ll never lose this belt.” <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg> Steve: Gate sales didn’t reach out quota, so we need someone to sit in the front row. Goldberg: Aw man!! Do I have to? <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg> Earl: Yeah! That’s right Chris! Hang your head in shame! Chris: I know! I’m sorry for being involved with the WWE original track! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg> Mark Henry strikes back! After he eats Batista Ric’s new tag team partner was Max Mini! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg> HBK looked into the camera wondering if he should earn a little extra money by telling the world that no one knows he’s using suave instead of the more expensive salon style brand. Not even Randy knew the difference! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg> Steve: Now where is seat 4501… We need to fill the space… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg> HBK figures out why Randy’s promo sucks. Seems the promo button broken on the Ortonbot. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg> Chris Beniot stood proud in the ring knowing that one day he would be the world’s champion, knowing that one day he would be the best in the industry. Chris Beniot was indeed a contender. HBK: Poor bastard… Only reason the Undertaker is coming back is to dig the hole that Triple H will use to burry Beniot… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg> Tensions mounted as the next round of tumbwars started. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg> Beniot: Ah, let’s celebrate our mutual friendship! HBK: No Chris, we have to get out of the ring, now. Beniot: But why must we leave so soon? HBK: Too much talent in the Raw ring, Triple H is gonna be maaaaaad! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/01.jpg> Chris: Yes Mark, we have hosses on SmackDown, some bigger and less talented than you. Mark: Really!?!?! A hoss that is bigger and less talented than me? Chris: Well, not in one wrestler. |
Muahaha! Awesome captions, everyone. Jeez, not a bad one in the lot. Cork's gonna have a devil of a time picking out the good ones. :)
(And my votes for the Best of Cork: Mick Listening to the Ocean, Stacy's tampon string, Blue Men group, and FATTY FATTY FATTY.) |
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I'll rep any one who qoutes my last post and gives a review.
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Always 450, you are fu</>king funny, there wasn't a single caption of your I didn't laugh at, you have put all the other captioneers to shame this week. awesome. :y:
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Dazz has a weird sense of humor. I mean punctuation. :p
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I was proud of my "Have his Bill and eat it too" though. :( :D |
Dammit, the time I think I come out with a good set everyone has to upstage me. Good job everyone
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Orton's new motivational speaker gimmick was off to a bad start "c'mon...it worked for Paige!" |
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HHH: you kinda look like a baby...get in my belly! |
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DAM, you guys cleaned house. LMAO at everyone. And dam you Cork for beating me to the blueman group one. That's the first thing that came into my head when I saw these captions this morning. But you made me LMAO, so it's all good. :)
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Next up on WWE HMO...Throat surgery... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Benoit: No, Mark, not HOMO, Health Maintanence Organization! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg With the Legend Killer gimmick gone to Hell, Orton begins his new "Drill Seargent" gimmick, in which he attempts to whip Foley into shape... Only to be overruled by a box of Krispy Kremes... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg Rico: Stand back, citizen...This looks like a job for... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg PIGGYBACK LAD! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg The WWE, in attempts to raise global awareness, brought a starving third world child to the ring... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Only to enrage human rights activists by forcing her into an HLA angle for a sandwhich... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg Kane's own version of the "Mile High Club." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Jericho (Reading): Triple H was here...What the....? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Kane: You know, I'm a method actor. Back when I was Isaac Yankem, I actually spent time preparing for my role by working as an assistant in a dental office. How do you prepare for your role as a blithering idot? Goldberg: Me...Like...Bradshaw... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg (Insert "Blue Man Group" Joke Here) OR Glenn Jacobs had heard of blue balls, but this was ridiculous. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg Matt Hardy forces a Scalding hot W into Booker's eyes. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Matt has some very strange rituals for reaching the high notes of the "Star Spangled Banner." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg Orton: Wow...Hunter let you hold his belt? What was it like? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg HHH was flattered that Spike noticed his new breast implants. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg HHH's unveils his new finisher, the "Clinton." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg You are getting sleepy...Sleepy...I am a credible champion... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg Austin drew the short straw this week, and was forced to shove Goldberg's check into his sweaty tights, as per the stips of his new contract. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Hebner couldn't concentrate while HHH jeered from the outside... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg Ric cried: being forced to stare at Earl Hebner's ass was worse than even his prostate problems. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg As Shawn recited Exodus, Orton promised to tap if he'd at least skip to the New Testament... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg Austin's license had been revoked by a State Trooper, so this was the only place he was allowed to drive. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg From the files of the WWE HMO: Cavity search... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg HBK: You know, it doesn't take Nostradamus to figure out where your push is headed... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Chris: Yeah, I'll be wrestling Dark matches within a year. Good Luck, man... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg Chris: Uhhhhh...Shawn, a handshake would have sufficed... |
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Not a caption, but this picture was reminding me... You know those old Kung Fu movies where there's the ancient martial arts master who trains the hero the secret arts, and then he gets betrayed and killed off, and the hero finally faces him at the very end? Too bad there's no happy ending in this one. |
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Things weren't looking so good for Steve when the police arrived to find him drunk, crashed into a pole, and with a lifeless body on the backseat. On a side note, later that night, there was reported a extravagant celebration at Loopydate's apartment. |
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This is why you obey the sign, "Don't feed the gorillas." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Benoit locks in the Crippler Hoss-face. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg Orton checks to see if Foley has wiped the snot off his cheek. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg Rico: "Is that a penis I feel?" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg Ref is looking a little too hard at this, don't you think? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg Rene tries to play it off like he's straight. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg The Fantasy X-2 girls break out into a feud! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg This is what happens when Divas try to take on Goro. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Guess the critics are right. This really is a male soap opera. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Hoss - It's what's for dinner. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg The UFO had returned to kidnap him and experiment with another gimmick... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg After being buried by HHH, Matt tried everything he could to keep Booker's face from fading out of reality. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Damn that Mark Henry! Took a huge rectangular bite out of my leg! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg Triple H had his work cut out for him here. How could he bury a jobber? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg Not having the heart to bury the already buried Dudley, Triple H just taunts Spike by pulling his jersey over his head. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg Triple H: SEE?! IT REALLY *DOES* COME OFF! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg "No Bill. My shirt isn't calling you a "Cock-ear." Calm down big boy!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Ric Flair becomes senile and confused, as turning over does not reverse the Figure-4. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg JR: "BAH GAWD, BATISTA IS LITERALLY A MAN WITH NO ARMS IN A TAG TEAM CONTEST!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg Michaels apparently took Triple H's advice and decided against selling to Orton's headlock. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg Another victim of the Texas Lawnmower Massacre. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg Orton: "What? I don't see it." Michaels: "It's there, just keep looking." (Frantically taping a "Bury Me" sign to Orton's back) http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg Benoit - The Toothless Angel. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Benoit: Let's be friends. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg Michaels: You know what I want, Benoit. |
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No, Mark Henry didn't lose weight. He's just letting Triple H hold it for a while. |
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