So according to the Nielsens...
 

One half of Raw was lower rated than the Fairly Oddparents 2 weeks ago.

My suspicion is that this means WWE will do what they did with Spongebob, and hire a writer from their ranks.

So speculate on the hilarity which will ensue, and remember--At least they're not losing to Desperate Housewives...

Vince: I wish the ratings would go up!

*Vince closes his eyes, waits a minute and opens them again*

Vince: ... DAMMIT!

The only logical choice is for McMahon to hire Norm to play an actual genie.


Talking about money in the bank.

Norm?

No, no, no. You have to think like a McMahon.

Thus, the only logical solution is to put every member of the McMahon family all over TV. That'll fix those ratings.

Naw. Pirates of the Carribean lead to Burchill.

Spongebob lead to Snitsky.

The Sopranos lead to Vito.

Brokeback Mountain lead to Cena appearing on a country show.

Clearly, pop culture is the answer.

so trish is gonna come back as the phoenix?

Norm MacDonald voiced Norm the Genie for Fairly Oddparents (yes, I watch it all the time. :'( ). He's even funny to me in that aspect. :heart: Norm.

Yes, Norm MacDonald is godly.

That'd be hot

If it leads to the destruction of Vince..I'm all for it

Or Cena

Norm McDonald is on that show? I don't think I've ever seen him (Yes, I've watched it occasionally myself. Fucking twisted programming).

He's the genie.


Yeah, I've seen about ten episodes or so...

Using mcmahon logic, much like was said earlier in this thread. McMahons = Ratings.

Unfortunately, since we have no say whatsoever in the final outcome of the product, at least we hold the right to bitch about it. :)