Wrestling Priceless...
 

Make your own wrestling-related "Priceless" ads... I'll start.

Trademarking your name: $2500
Custom Trunks: $51 plus shipping
Rental Car: $15 a day
Going through all that to job in a dark match: Priceless

$15 a day for rentals? Man you guys have got it good over there!

New suit: $200
New shoes: $60
New haircut: $12

Wearing all of those in the ring just to kiss Vince's ass: Priceless

Being offered a 10 year wrestling contract despite having no talent - $1000000

Having surgery to repair your many injuries - $5000

Returning from injury and injuring every credible superstar so you will be next in line to win the title - Priceless

Gold Spinner custom title--$700
Chain Gang T-Shirt--$25
Tickets to One Night Stand--$80

Getting what you (and John Cena) deserve--Priceless.

Hammer - $20
Tickets to WWE - $45
Expenses - $768
Marrying the boss's daughter and getting a free ride to the top - Priceless

Buying an Digital Camera to take pictures of yourself $250
Buying A New Outfit to be apart of the Raw Diva Search - $200
Buying A New Purse - $75
Making it into the WWE, and opening up your purse to see a present from Randy Orton - Priceless

A Long-Term Pain Pill Addiction: $4000
New Tights with DX on them: $1000
Hiring A Bret Hart Midget: $2000


Finding God, And Repenting All Your Sins: Priceless

Jacket: $30
Back problems: $1000 in pills
Rehab: $5000 of the company's money

Being hired to play a retard: Priceless

i have a question i watch wrestleing all the time now but what is a dark match

A blindfold match.

It's a match before a show, where all the lights are out.

It's the match that happens at a TV or Webcast taping, that isn't being taped.