You're dream UFC matchup ( throw out the weight classes )
 

Matt Hughes vs Tito Ortiz would have everything.

I'd pay 100$ for that ppv.

Ken Shamrock vs Dan "The Beast" Severn

Ken Shamrock Vs Tito Ortiz :shifty:

Tito Ortiz Vs a Bear

A bear Vs A shark.

Or maybe either one Vs a Giraffe, or maybe a a mailman Vs an Iguana. That would be tight.

banhammer please

Shamrock in his prime and Ortiz. Least we'd have a decent match.

Bas Rutten vs. this thread

Rectal Pertruder Vs A lion would be a pretty awesome UFC fight. I bet the lion beats him with a cross arm breaker, then bites his throat open. That shit would be awesome.

I dont know. I'd probably luck out and draw the Chronicles of Narnia lion and then you'd be fucked. Cause we'd form a bond and destroy your cranium.

Nah, that lion is based on Jesus, and Jesus is my homeboy. Plus I'll use a gun, because it's more efficient. Hand to hand combat is for pussies.

stop spamming my thread please.

Stop making shitty UFC spam threads..

Stop calling whore bag zombies your wife.

Stop being a virginal shithead who lives to be controversial on the internet..

How is this spam? That's a legit UFC match I want to see. Maybe you should stop discriminating against animals (example: lions) and losers (example: you.)

I also love how someone who obviously has never even touch a girl is trying to talk shit about my beautiful fiance..

Your fiance probably has AIDS and just isnt telling you. Good luck with all those future pharmacy bills.

Well, considering neither of us were virgins, we both went and got tested once we got serious..

I know it must be nice for you to not have to worry about that.. You know, unless you've shared a needle with someone..

Kris p is ok.

That doesn't make any sense..

So i'm not the only one who thinks RP is a cock chomping vagina juice drinking UFC loving gay threading son of a gun?

I just assumed he was a worthless prick.

I drink vagina juice and love UFC..