Things You Never Wanted To Know About Wrestlers
 

From http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/nowit'spersonal:

Don't? Or CAN'T??

Ewwww. Spanky spanks himself!

Hardy har, good one, Paul E.

Um, okay. You just killed it.

What the fuck is up with these guys announcing they masturbate? We get it!

Yeah, nice try. Kane doesn't count. But Jenna sure does. :naughty:

Probably while "taking care of himself".

Nah, just kiddin'. I made that last one up.

So much I never wanted to know about any of the roster.

WWE.com: Baseball, football or basketball?
Paul Heyman: None of the above. I don’t like any sports that are fake.

:wtf:

LOL, they're trying to put Heyman down it looks like. That's not even a Kayfabe interview, one of the writers wrote that shit.

Ok they have officially run out of shit to put on WWE.com. :shifty:

Tomorrow on WWE.com....

WWE.com has learned that Triple H, real name Paul Levesque, was spotted at a supermarket purchasing Captain Crunch cereal. An hour later, our source said, he was upset with the prize inside and promptly returned the half-eaten box of cereal to the store. We'll have more details on this devolving story as soon as possible.

:lol:

Is it that fucking hard to get the wrestlers to give their own sarcastic answers?

Notice how Kennedy, for a very entertaining and charismatic person, has the most boring Q&A out of the four of them? Like he can't be bothered to answer some shit questions on the web site. :lol:

95% of people masturbate, the other 5% lie about it..

I like little Q and As like that.

Brian Kendrick and I have the same favorite cereal: Count Chocula.

No no no, 95% of people masturdate 4% lie about it, 1% have no arms.

Worst torture ever: Give an armless man a double-dose of Viagra and lock him in solitary confinement for 2 days.

Solution: Chew off leg, put in mouth, rub.

I really wanted to know that stuff.

LMAO at Brian Kendrick and Paul Heyman. I think stuff like this is kind of good. Gets stuff out there on some lesser known guys.

Plus it's just something simple, fun, and up beat. I could probably read things like that for hours.

How much of it is true though? With what Heyman said, it sounds like it was just another push of the ECWWE vs. WWE storyline.

If you're flexible enough to chew off your own leg without the help of your arms, you can prolly give yourself a blowjob anyway...


Wait, what were we talking about? :shifty:

So you like foot jobs? :shifty: