Things You Never Wanted To Know About Wrestlers

[TerranRich]

From http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/nowit'spersonal:

WWE.com: Last book you read? Candice: I don’t read.

Don't? Or CAN'T??

WWE.com: Favorite guilty pleasure? Brian Kendrick: “Taking care of myself.”

Ewwww. Spanky spanks himself!

WWE.com: What’s on your iPod? Paul Heyman: Naked pictures of your wife.

Hardy har, good one, Paul E.

WWE.com: Last book you read? Paul Heyman: An Unsatisfied Woman, by your wife.

Um, okay. You just killed it.

WWE.com: Favorite guilty pleasure. Paul Heyman: ‘Taking care of myself.”

What the fuck is up with these guys announcing they masturbate? We get it!

WWE.com: Favorite actor or actress? Tommy Dreamer: Kane and Jenna Jameson.

Yeah, nice try. Kane doesn't count. But Jenna sure does.

WWE.com: Favorite guilty pleasure? Tommy Dreamer: Jenna Jameson

Probably while "taking care of himself".

WWE.com: Favorite guilty pleasure? J.B.L.: "Taking care of Palmer Cannon."

Nah, just kiddin'. I made that last one up.

So much I never wanted to know about any of the roster.