So...
 

Are Johnny Nitro and Melina just Edge and Lita lite? I mean Nitro just looks like a smaller verison of Edge, and Melina is just a more latino verison of Lita. Or has everyone else come to this conclusion and there is some big thread I missed?

I've been thinking it really hard

Nitro licked Melina's tits. Lita had her tits exposed in that live sex celebration. They need to have Melina Lita HLA.

Or maybe make them into a faction or stable or something

Melina/Lita HLA? Sorry, but Trish and Mickie blow that out of the water. Even if they actually did it.

4 way match

You sir are an Idea man, I will vote for your presidential run.

Isn't there a risk of liver problems, do we really want Nitro and Melina out too? I figure Edge has got to be going soon.

You really didn't miss anything, especially since MNM were already E&C Lite!

I wanna really make a joke about Lita imitating Melina's leg split on the ring apron, but nothing comes to mind at the moment. :shifty: Either I am drawing a complete blank or I don't wanna think about that. :|

Scarily, the whole ring might slide in.

Although Edge was on the ramp, I actually did think "how did Edge get behind Ric Flair" when he attacked him on Raw until I noticed he was about 30lbs lighter.

Lita would suction cup herself to the mat and require the world's biggest spatula.

I believe the proper and most obvious phrase for a Lita leg-splits ring entrance would be....

OW MY QUAD!!