A real question for Innovator
 

Choose one

What would you rather do?

1) Give CM Punk a handjob

2) Have sex with Mickie James

10 bucks says he picks A.

Naitch for the love of god get off my nuts. It's old buddy.

And sorry to dissappoint One, but I'd give my left nut to get with Mickie.

That's a helluva sacrifice, especially when you're probably gonna get your ass kicked by Ken Doane after the fact.

At least with CM Punk, you'd only have Maria to worry about. I think you can take her.

I'm sure Maria could kick Innovator's ass. Could probably kick my ass to.

What makes you so sure?

She sleeps with CM Punk. You have to be tough if you sleep with CM Punk.

O...........K

o it's true.

I've got you beat, I'd risk both nuts AND I'd have unprotected sex with Lita to have sex with Mickie James.

You'd be thinking of CM Punk's ROH career though.

After having unprotected sex with Lita, your genitals would be too diseased to be able to have sex with Mickie James, so you're basically just removing yourself from the gene pool.

Just the Joe/Punk trilogy

Inno would love to be raped by Joe

That's..disturbing.

He's hardcore! he's hardcore!

That's why I wait until AFTER having sex with Mickie.

Oh and there are surgeries for stuff like that...:shifty:

The only thing I could think reading this topic is Inno and Anaconda Vice :shifty:

I don't think surgery would help.

Yeah. I think they're called amputations.