have you ever choked out a friend with a wrestling move?
 

me and my friend was on my trampoline today wrestling, i put him in the camel clutch and then he started saying "i give" really quietly but i couldn't hear him...
my other mate was saying just saying "say you give up", he said loudly "i give up..."
so i let him go and started laughing because i won the match then asked my mate if he was ok...
and he wasn't moving, my mate helped him out and he was up after a minute
was scary shit as i've never choked anyone out before or been in any type of situatuion like that.
any of you ever chocked anybody out? and how did you do it?

yes. mad times.

Covering your ass if your friend uses about the interweb, eh?

what

Not talking to you.

ok, dick

its cool, cunt

i don't understand that :(

if your a wrestling fan, im sure you have. Me and my bud Jon had a submission match one time, but the fucker wouldnt tap. I got him in the Tazmission, and he threw up and passed out, it was fuckin gross...but the coolest thing ever!

Not had any choking out experiences, but my brother once accidentally Alabama-Slammed one of our friends head-first onto a piece of furniture. :lol:

threw someone in the rear naked choke back in the day, yeah he crumpled

i didnt think camel clutch did that...
learn something new thing everyday i guess

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Recently, I did the angle slam on one of my exes. The hard part was doing a slow drop to the couch, instead of doing a fast drop.

I rarely use wrestling moves, because I'm not stupid. There's something about the phrase "don't try this at home" that I listen to.

I choked my brother out with a Triangle Choke

I started choking somebody with a tazmission in high school, but I didn't choke him out since it was in the lunchroom, and teachers threatened to kick me out of school.

He wasn't a friend, but yes.

I should neg rep everyone here who says "Yea, I watched wrestling and choked someone out with this hold!"
You stupid fuckers. Either don't admit you've done that, or deny you're a wrestling fan. The moment something happens when someone says "omfg I learned th1s move 4rm teh WWF!!! OMFG IT IZ TEH LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!11!!!!1!one!" it'll make every wrestling fan look bad.
If you want to kick someone's ass, learn the martial arts, take a boxing class, or emulate MMA or UFC. Don't talk about prowrestling... you stupid cunts.

Techinaclly is is an illegal judo hold and I learned it from ECW.

Then say judo. It's a legit fighting style. Get a judo book, read up on judo, learn a few other holds. Don't blame pro wrestling.

Um, I choked the guy out while planning a back yard wrestling fed that never got underway. It barely had anything to do with judo. It was wrestling fault...well it was my fault, Taz never made me choke him out, I just got the idea from him.

There is no nice way to say this.
You are an idiot.
I'm going to bring up someone who I don't really like, but everyone else seems to get wood over. Mick Foley. When you go pick up <u>Judo for Jackasses</u> at your local Barns and Noble also pick up <u>Foley is Good</u>. Damn near everyone on this board loves Mick Foley, so take his word for it. Back yard wrestling is not a good idea.
Or rent a backyard wrestling DVD. It's crap that ranks right up there with getting dick cancer, a Chris Master's promo, and CZW.

Foley says Hardcore Backyard wrestling is a bad idea

Honestly, I've nearly choked someone out in a DOJO under the watchful eye of a trained professional and several peers who were brown or higher ranked. Even in a controlled environment and under proper supervision, accidents happen.

Which, of course, makes the dumbasses who backyard wrestle even dumber.

So yeah, I never saw or heard the guy tap. Apparently he didn't hit the mat that hard, though he insisted he did, because Sensei then stressed to him the importance of tapping (He didn't see it either).

Anyway, the real reason I bring this up--

Do you think that, should I accidentally or intentionally injure someone outside of the dojo, that people would blame wrestling, or Aiki Jujutsu? I've had training in Aiki Jujutsu, college wrestling, and Tae Kwon Do (Which is okay, but I didn't want to learn how to perform a sport, I wanted self defense), but I bet they'd blame pro wrestling anyway, as it's an easier target. When Klebold and Harris shot up their school, they blamed music they didn't listen to and games they barely played as evidence of their "training."

In reality, it doesn't matter where yardtards learn their "skills," it all comes back to wrestling.

In my Dojo (Ju Jitsu) when I was an orange belt, I figured I'd spar with a black belt in my dojo. God was that a stupid move. Within' like 30 seconds of the session beginning he had be in a shoden, as I was about to tap to that he locks me in a choke hold. I tapped immedatly, I didn't even try to break it because I knew I was screwed. Now that I'm a brown belt I can last like a minute, not much better. The moral of the story is, don't fuck with a black belt.

Lol at The Show Off.

But all the people that do this shit, and then go on to brag about it, you're fucking retarded. One day one of your friends will "choke you out with a wrestling hold", and you won't be waking up.

I hate yardtards. I've only actually "wrestled" (and I use the term loosely) once, like 10 years ago. I almost broke my fucking neck when my cousin gave me a drop toehold and I came within 5 inches of hitting a dresser.

Although we did manage a double Razor's Edge on his brother on a bed, breaking it. :shifty:

But yeah, I've only done it once and it wasn't exactly "fun" fun.

I ask my hookers to choke me out

He didnt choke him out. His friend was faking.

Oh, so they were like professional wrestlers, instead of yardtards?

Are you that Asian guy that was on House in the first season?

No just yardtards faking I guess.

Professional Yardtards...

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation ROCKS!!!

I choked myself out once I then saw a bright light

Way to play it cool man.