The 2006 TPWW Retarded N00b Search - Nominations Needed
 

It's that time of the year, folks! That time where we crown the NEW TPWW Retarded N00b of the Year! We need a total of 8 contestants, and three have already been chosen. (I'll up it to 10 or 12 if we find some more deserving n00bs.)

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korinkahn
Enjoys long walks off of short piers, and low-elevation bungee jumping.
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TakerLover
Turn-ons include the Undertaker... um...yeah that's about it.
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O.G Loc
From "Cambonia", lives in his own "private world" that includes clowns, ho's, and those mesh trucker hats people still sometimes wear.
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Vermaat
He's from the streets, yo! Streets of N00btown, that is. N00B LIFE!</td>
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MickieJames
Meeckeee!! HA HA!! Yames!! She eez... como se dis... retarded!? Jes? Ha-ha!
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the wwe champion
Voted Most Original Name of 2006. Or at least should have been. The chanp is here!
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Better Than You
He is better than you...at being a retarded n00b!
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We still need your nominations!! Send them in to retardedn00b@yahoo.com today!

We'll be taking nominations until Friday night 9/15. After that it's...something. I'm sure I'll think of something. Give me ideas too, bitches. Like contests every week or something. I don't know.

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CC and Robert Goulet

Loose Cannon

No Vermaat?!

Does Sadistic count?

I'm not a N00B I've been here for like 3 years... I just don't post much

Vroom Vroom Fast Mustang registered in 2005, but it was late in 2005, so maybe he should qualify...

CC has my vote.

Who's CC? And yeah, perhaps Vermaat shall be added... heh

Canadian Crippla' and yeah he should win this hands down

I'm personally pulling for TakerLover.

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Vermaat for sure

and this guy...

My biggest prob with TakerLover is we haven't really seen him in a while. I want my retarded n00b to be active enough to make fun of on a normal basis.
Now if TakerLover made a comeback, yea, he'd get my vote.

What about Vocal Ass Chic? :shifty:

How'd you boys forget MickeyJames?

Okay, so maybe TakerLover is on hold for now. I was gone for a month after all.

And YES, MickeyJames, forgot about him/her. And Canadian Crippla' will be added as well. And Vermaat (got a keen idea for a headshot for him). :D

Keep 'em comin'. How about ideas for contests and stuff, to decide who gets eliminated, etc. It can be pointless, just like the real Diva search. :yes:

Mickie claimed to be a chick.

You know what that means...She's a guy.

the ever popular "Diss the n00b Contest" or the "Retarded n00b Water Baloon Fight"?

K, Takerlover doesn't deserve the award. Guy was pure entertainment.

These are for nominations, not for the actual winner.

Here's a few note worthy underdogs.

Better Than You
http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=5828
Not totally retarded, but has what it takes.

Petethegeekstreet
http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=5716
Anyone who comes up with a screen name just because it rhymes is a retard.

The wwe champion
http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=5322
Just for his post on the Eddie storyline.

theANIMAL

C'mon now. Just because someone is new doesn't mean they are terrible. Pete has made some dumb posts, but he's certainly not in the league of Vermaat or MickieJames.

Better Than You? I haven't seen anything bad outta the guy. What are you basing this on?

Also, don't forget WWEfan4life/Guddu/Manofsteel/the 5 other socks he had.

LOL. The funny shit is I'm not legitimately retarded like Vermaat, Pete, etc. Everyone just hates me because I piss them off by bumping old threads.

How come I haven't been added yet then?

LOL, take this site a little serious do you?

I don't know, you don't seem that retarded or n00bish to me. You might have a bazillion red rep bars, but...I dunno...

Yeah, I'm really not, I just piss a lot of people off I guess but Pete will probably win with this thread- http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=49873

That thread was golden

:o Also I am healed.

CC is more of a fly, not a giant pink elephant.

Seriously, he types well, he doesn't talk like a wiggerish assclown, and once in again he comes across as decent. No chance he gets my vote...sorry...but you just simply arn't annoying enough.

Thank you Tovo and I assume you'll be voting for Pete or Vermaat maybe? I'm going with Pete.

LOL. You just pos repped me for a "nice topic" and you vote me over Pete and Vermaat.

I vote CC. Only because he follows me around talking shit.

I don't follow you around but I see your unbelievable retarded posts, I can't help but say something and understand why Kane Knight doesn't like you. Also, if you can read better than you type than you'll see I'm no longer a nominee and you will be.

I type porely. Good show. Perhaps you'll prove gravity next?

Nobody hates you. We don't bear any ill will towards the toilet paper we wipe our ass on.

CanadianCrippla'