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RAW Captions 2/9/2004
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Not even Vinnie Mack can get Goldberg to understand that he is allowed to use more than three moves. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Paul: "You're a homo!" Steve: "Paul's bald patch makes one helluva mirror." Vince: "So this is where I'll be when dhiorrhea catches up." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg Trish: *thinks* "I wonder if this is when the photographer chooses to photo me..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg The women's version of DX goes wrong when the opponent actually does "Suck It" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg As the lava flows from backstage, Trish grabs hold of Sean O'Haire's cage and hoists herself and Molly to safety. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg No wonder Stacey looks fed up, the guys are lost in each OTHERS eyes! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Chris: "Earl, he's biting me!" Earl: "...and in conclusion, I DIDN'T screw Bret!" Chris: "I get it! I don't CARE!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg As the glass ceiling collapses, not even Ric Flair is spared. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg Chris: "I swear if you move your right hand any higher Ric..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg Triple H: "Welcome to the booking committee meeting. Lets get it started shall we? Ok, if you insist, I WILL hold the title for 3 more years. Meeting adjourned." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg Triple H: "Where are your clothes, Chris?" Chris: "Why is your hair clean, boss?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg Now came the ultimate humiliation. Chris Benoit was to sing Shawn's "Sexy Boy" Theme AND watch him catwalk to it! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg Here we see Chris Benoit training for his WrestleMania match, or the ending thereof. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg Shawn: "So I'll just conveniently bend over while Hunter walks behind me, oh wait, we're in the ring.":$ http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg Triple H: "You nimrod Shawn. Control yourself for 3 minutes, PLEASE! You animal!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg Kane still hasn't quite grasped the "Version 1" taunt. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg Kane: "Oooo, year 2000 flashback, chokeslamming a skinny runt in green and black? X-Pac?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg Kane: "I give up, what DO you see with your little eye down there Steven?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg Mick: "I don't know why I'm here, but I get paid no matter what so... Triple H sucks!" Triple H (Off-Screen): "Memo to me, memo to me, bury Mick after Randy's finished with him." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Mick: "Ric you joker, I can't be buried by Triple H! He doesn't have the arm strength to dig a big enough hole!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Randy: "That doesn't mean he cant cover you in debris, numbnuts!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg RVD: "But I thought I only had to suck Hunter's dick to stay on TV." Batista: "Oh the times they are a-changin'!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg As the giant tarantula emerges from Booker T's skull, Randy knows that he, is next. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg RVD: "Don't aim the butt cannon at me you idiot!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg Ref: "You put your arms like this and that's "Y", then bring them to a point above your head and thats "M"..." Randy: "I get it! I get it!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg All: "We are Evolution, and we can all nearly stand on one foot!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg Randy: "Hey, this guy don't got no ear!" Mick to himself: "And it appears YOU don't have a grammar book!" These probably all suck, but I'm too tired to care. |
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Goldberg's reaction to Vince teaching him the meaning of "putting over." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg (DAMMIT! I'm the one that started the Diarrhea jokes, let me kill them.) Paul pointed out that Goldberg had been standing like that for some time. While Austin pondered, Vince was checking out the lovely woman in the audience. Turned out it was just a guy with long hair. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg Trish wondered if her breasts were holding her down. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg Not able to do a choke hold, Trish tried a "Smother" hold. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg *Insert Molly carrying Trish joke here* http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg Jackie: Wait..you're name isn't Lance? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Earl picked the worst time for Shadow Puppets. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg The new Canade-N-Boy recliner was a hit, at least with Flair. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg Flair went to counter with a shot to the back of Benoit's head with his own foot, but things didn't turn out as planned, when he tapped. Foiled again. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg Hunter was hesistant to sign the Title Divorce papers. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg Chris had fallen for the Look of Job. Once you've looked into Hunter's eyes long enough, you will lose (as stated in all contracts). http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg Chris: No...Shawn, you are NOT "Short and Stout." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg Chris practices for WMXX. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg Shawn was amazed as the contract read the follow: I WILL JOB TO HUNTER I WILL JOB TO HUNTER I WILL JOB TO HUNTER ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US I WILL JOB TO HUNTER. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg Whenever Hunter found out he had to lose the title for a few days, he always laughed to hide his saddness. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg Kane looks as both men are still out on the outside, and he gives them the ten count. Now, if he could only count... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg Here's a prime example of why stoners shouldn't be refs. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg Where will you be when you're diarrhea acts up as you're being nailed to the invisble crucifix and your hemroids flare? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg Mick was a little upset when his right hand formed a Halo over it. This would make masterbation alot creepier. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Flair: And then I said: "Hey Mark, can you get this candy bar out of the machine?" and he stuck his arm up, and, well, you get it. Foley: Haha, classic. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Randy: HOLY SHIT! Mick! I mean, this the second time! We got here just to see Steven Richards leave! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg Orton displays his version of the "Flying Teabag." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg Orton: Okay....I've seen Goldberg do this a hundred times...I just run into him, and pray for the best... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg Here we see Booker about to throw a Randy Orton at RVD. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg The ref thought it be cool to do the poses like this, but he forgot about the whole blood loss Orton would have. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg Evolution's RiverDance was lackluster to say the least. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg Randy: OMG! Richards...He...HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU OKAY MICK! |
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Yada yada..title shot...house shows..guest apprearance...yeah this new contract looks goo- WHAT THE HECK? FINAL FANTASY X2 PROMOTION? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Whoa...That must have been some party. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg RANDY: Booker, Don't move. There is a gigantic spider that landed on the back of your skull. BOOKER: What? Where? AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg FOLEY: So Flair, are you really paid in mud? FLAIR: What? FOLEY: That's what it says on the back of your shirt. MARK HENRY (in background): hahahaha, SWEET REVENGE FLAIR: Yeah, nice one Mark. BATISTA: Mark...what the hell are you wearing? MARK HENRY: A scuuba outfit. Didn't you get the memo that the next place we are doing a show in has to be swam to? FLAIR: Oh yeah, we better get going or we are going to be late! MARK: *Looks at watch* DAMN! You guys are gonna be late! *runs off* http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg And the winner for this year's best impersonation of Kevin Nash goes to...RANDY ORTON! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg HHH was pleased. Not only was every raw superstar in the ring, but they were already on their knees. |
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Vince: Hold on, hold on there, Bill. You've still got a couple of months to wait until Benoit's over enough for you to permenently injure. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Austin and Vince watch in amazement as Paul Heyman uses the E.T. glowing-finger to give Goldberg more talent. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg Trish: Yeah, yeah, cleavage, whatever. Here ya go, perv. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg The referee was too busy doing the Running Man to notice Molly applying the dreaded Argentinian Thumb Bite of Death. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg Molly and Trish weren't too excited about their new gimmick, but "Master and Blaster 2K4" did surprisingly well. *rep to the first guy to get this* http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg "So, ummm....just who the hell are we again?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Earl: Okay, Earl, you can do it this time. Don't call for the bell, don't call for the bell, don't-- *calls for the bell* Dammit! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg Chris "The Human Lawn Chair" Benoit couldn't help but wonder if his new gimmick was some sort of punishment. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg Once again, Benoit proves he has the most violent "Guess Who?" in all of wrestling. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg HHH: "It's going to take a while to finish booking all of Raw around myself for the next six months. Eric! Go get me some coffee." Eric: "Yes sir, Mr. Ryzin." HHH: "What was that?!" Eric: "Nothing, sir." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg Chris wasn't sure which was worse: being buried by HHH, or watching him give the microphone a big sloppy kiss in the middle of his promos. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg Chris: *sigh* Hey, macarena, macarena, macarena.... HBK: Faster, damn you! Faster! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg Despite HHH's insistance that it would be awesome, Chris "The Human Red Carpet" Benoit just didn't get over. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg HBK: Soooo, let's take a look at the card for Wrestlemania. Chris Benoit....Rob Van Dam.....Booker T...../tsk tsk* soemone get me an eraser! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg HHH couldn't help but laugh when Benoit's jobbing gland kicked in. Apparently, it's a problem with most Canadians. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg It became painfully obvious that Kane wasn't even trying anymore when he'd call for the beer guy in the middle of a match. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg Kane was sort of embarassed. Helms COMPLETELY missed the flying Dragonrana that time! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg As if Isaac Yankem or Diesel 2 wasn't bad enough, Glenn "Thinks the walls are closing in on him" Jacobs was the final nail in the coffin. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg Mick bitch-slaps Steven Richards for interrupting his promo. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Mick: So what do you think of the new guys, Ric? Ric: Are you kiddin' me? They've got me teaming up with this guy Batista, and he can barely pull off a single move! Mick: Oh, man! That's Vince for ya. Batista: Umm....I'm right here, guys. Ric: Shut up, Randy. I'm talking with a grown-up here. Batista: I'm not Randy. I'm Batista. Ric:......oh. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Randy: Wow, Mick must've REALLY wanted those cheese curls! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg Orton is suddenly possessed by the spirit of Austin and levels RVD with a Thesz Press. Many beers and middle fingers follow. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg Not satisfied with being a "Legend Killer" solely in wrestling, Orton decides to go after legends in comedy too. Poor Whoopi never saw it coming. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg Booker and RVD take the Dudleys' "Whazzup" headbutt to a whole new level. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg In true Evolution-member fashion, Orton gets a crippling knee injury simply by being declared the winner. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg Evolution would never be able to get over as a legit stable until they could get the tap dancing routine together. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg Orton just didn't get it. Calling someone a homo wasn't really all that effective unless they were awake to hear it. |
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Vince: .....Benoits gonna beat HHH.........clean....middle of the ring.. Goldberg: ...Things that will never happen! Ref: correct! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Bald guy Russian Roulette was a big ratings hit http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg An even bigger hit, Cleavage shot Ironman Match! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg The ref saw his opportunity for the pantsing of a lifetime http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg Leave it to the women to hold up the glass ceiling http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg Mark: I get them! They're mine! Jackie: ........who are you? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg HHH thought Benoit's hair was getting long, so he had Flair do some scalping http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg Flair misunderstood HHH when he said hold Benoit down http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg Benoit: ADMIT IT!!! ADMIT IT!!! Flair: OK I HAVE C'S! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg Bischoff knew HHH wouldn't give up the belt.....it called to him... HHH: ...preciousssss.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg HHH: This is how you make love to the mic! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg Benoit challenges HBK to the only way he knows how to win, a walkoff http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg Benoit's mime performance went over with HHH well http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg HBK: Wait wait wait, it says here that I have to wear staph's suit as well Bischoff: Sorry Shawn you know the rules http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg HHH smiled, right until Steven Richards gave him the pantsing of a lifetime! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg Kane unveiled his best dance move, the statue of liberty http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg Hurricane was going for a tornado ddt, but was blinded by the glare off the glass ceiling http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg WWE logo had it rough, Kane wasn't taking the High Endurance Challenge http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg God like Mick's statue of liberty better http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Mick: ....OH Evolution, man I just got it, good name http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Randy: No Micks been shot again! Who did this to you Mick?! Mick: ....... Batista: Mick answer him! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg Worst. backbody drop. ever. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg Randy: My spider sense is going off Booker: For the last time you're not Spider-man Randy: Nuh uh! HHH said I was! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg RVD unveils his new move, the Van HHHinator http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg Winner ... and still not having to pay his dues...Randy Orton! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg Evolution can't help it, when Cher comes on they gotta cut loose http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg Randy: I told you that prune smoothie was a bad idea! |
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As a token of friendship, Vince offered Goldberg a complimentary cardboard cutout referee. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg The annual meeting of the Hair Loss In America club came to order http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg Much to the delight of cleavage afficionados everywhere, Rhyno struck again http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg Thumb to the eye? Not in today's modern wrestling environment my friend. Nipples all the way. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg Molly was astounded. For some reason she could hear the ocean... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg "Dude, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "God I hope so" "I *thought* I made myself clear in Boston" (Simpsons ref.) http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Chris didn't really have time to play pattycake with Earl http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg And here we witness one of the lesser known hazing rituals - the swearing in of a new main eventer by forcefully allowing Earl Hebner to blow him. Benoit wasn't keen, but Flair was on hand to restore order. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg And now the post initiation celebrations begin, with a rather more complicated version of pin the tail on the donkey. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg The new 'HHH and Friends' segment wasn't going too well. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg "What the hell, you never told me about any blowjob initiation!" "I'll give you a hint why I've held this belt for so long - this nose ain't just for show pal!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg "Shawn, please, what the hell is going on? All this talk about blowjobs and noses and God knows what else...this is just a rib right?" *Awkward silence* http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg The sight of HHH's bare ass is something no man was ever meant to see. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg "Ok lemme see here - put self over, check. Depush Benoit, check. Have subtly homoerotic verbal exchange with Hunter, check." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg Unfortunately for the viewers at home, HHH thought the commercial break was on as he slowly started to unbutton his shirt...the resulting dance display drew a record number of complaints. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg Kane checked his progress on the monitor. A little further to the left, and he could pretend to be squeezing that woman's breasts! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg Try as he might, Kane couldn't stop Hurricane's people from reclaiming him in order to take him back to Hurriworld, where the cruiserweights roamed free and titles didn't matter. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg It was hard work holding up the glass ceiling, but someone had to do it. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg "Sorry Chris but as part of the initiation you're gonna have to come out here and listen to me read from my new book." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg "Hey Rikishi, you really lost weig...oh my God, Ric I'm so sorry." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Mick would do anything to avoid hearing another one of Randy's Janet Jackson jokes. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg "HEYA ROB HOW ARE YA BUDDY?!" "Jeez Randy, switch to decaf already." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg Johnny Vaughan eyed up his next victi...errrr guest (UK TV ref.) http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg Emergency measures had to be implemented after Orton's boots became untied. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg The referee helped Orton practise for his forthcoming Playgirl shoot. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg Coming soon on Confidential: Wrestlers, and the clothes they sleep in. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg "Hey Mick, did you hear the one about Justin Timberlake and Ja...Mick? Mick? Miiiiick? Mick?...Mick?" |
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Vince: Since A-Train shaved I will give you his gimmick of being the WWE version of...Grizzly Adams! Goldberg: Who? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Goldberg: I should'a never took this job. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg Trish: Well...my job's safe.[IMG] http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg[/IMG] Ref: Man! What...a...view. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg Trish: Sean...grab my hand...I can get you out!! OR Annoucner voice over: Hot...wet...bitches... (reps to anybody who gets that) (((Btw: Master Blaster = Kevin Nash's old gimmick. Mastler Blaster Steel))) http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg Jindrak: Cade, what are we doing tonight? Cade: The same thing we do everynight Mark? Jindrak: Stare endlassly into each others eyes? Cade: No...we're going to...take over the WORLD! *cue pinky and the brain music* http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Benoit: Ric...for the last time...you're not Ozzy Osbourne and I'm not a dove!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg Ric: Ah...comfy. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg Chris: I have to fart. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg HHH: Let's see...who should I hold down this year. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg HHH: You're going to put me over, understand! Benoit: And I was trained by Hart too... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg Benoit's bad attempt at singing the macarena and Shawns even worse attempt at doing it. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg Shawn: Ahh..what the ehll, I'll take his pay raise. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg HHH: Only if I squash you. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg Kane give's God(Vince) an imaginary handshake in hopes of getting one more title run......when he's 80 and HHH crokes. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg Kane: THIS is how you chokeslam somebody. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg Kane: Now roll your shoulders back. And that concluedes the stretching portion of this workout... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg Mick: Let's face it...not even I can get Orton over. Sorry Trips. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Ric: Randy IS going to get over. Mick: Yea, and pigs will fly. Batista: *grunt* http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Nope...still ain't working. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg RVD: Sorry dude...but I can't even carry you to a decent match. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg Randy(desperately): What about the spider? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg Rob "the flying gynocoligist(sp?)" Van Dan and Booker "The Human Sturup" T... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg Your winner and still WWE Intercontinental Champion...Randy "The Talent Stops Here" Orton!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg You put your right foot in...you put your right foot out... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg Orton: God damnit, you weren't suppoed to tell anybody my nickname! |
:lol: Great captions, especially from Evolution, Nowhere man and MMM.
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Here we see Vince trying to explain to Bill that wrestling is just a "work" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Heyman: "You, Shooting Star Press Now. Austin, "A What?" Vince, "Paul's new dictator gimmick is working great? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg Cade, "Hey have you two seen where our careers went? Jindrack, "Yeah we've been looking everywhere" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Earl, "Watch guys, 'Here is church, here is a steeple, open the doors and see all the people' Benoit and Flair, "Not Now Earl." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg In order to keep better track of things, HHH had the entire Raw lockeroom come out and write down how many times they've been buried by him. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg HHH asks Shawn to check the list and make sure RVD and Booker didn't leave out a few zeros http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg HHH, Stop cheating Chris, I know I've buried you at least four....soon five times." Chris, "You've never burie..........Wait, what" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg Chris, "That piece of shit's going to bury me at Mania, isn't he." Shawn, "UMMM.....Not exactly" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg Chri's reaction after hearing Shawn tell him about the triple threat ladder match. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg HHH (to Shawn) "See, I told you he'd like it" http://http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg Kane, "What's my gimmick again." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg The WWE told it's wrestlers that whenever Sean starts screaming for help, do your best to ignore him. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg Mick Foley was late for signing HHH's list befoe, so HHH made him go out and talk about every match he was buried by HHH. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Mick was surprised as anyway to see "Rugged" Ronny Garvin show up on Raw. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Mick couldn't help himself when he spotted all that Beef Ravioli just sitting on the table. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg Orton's spinning DDT needed a little work. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg Orton, "How many times did I botch that one" Ref, "I've lost count." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg Batista was a little confused, as he thought he was going to be participating in a Richard Simmons workout session. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg Orton, "Hey I know you, weren't you that Cactus Jack guy once." Mick, "For the last time Randy, yes." |
Jesus Christ, you guys are fast. There was like two posts when I started. And it's not September 1, 2004 Evolution
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Vince: Uhhh.. We... Make trade. Brock. Over. Uh... Put. (signaling with his hands) Goldberg: Brock... Over? Vince: Right, right. Good job Bill. Brock... Pin... You. 1, 2, 3. Brock over. Goldberg: BROCK NEXT! Vince: *Sigh* Paul, please. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg (Austin and McMahon look on as Paul signals with his hands and uses grunts to speak) Austin: What the hell did you just tell him? Paul: Brock... NOT next. Goldberg: Not.. Next? Paul: *Nod* YOU... next. Goldberg: ?!?!?!?! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg Trish Stratus has got to be the only person I have ever seen that can moon you with her chest. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg Thanks Rhyno. We love you. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg Molly wins the wife carrying contest! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg Cade and Jindrak reject Stacy and Jackie's offer of joining their strip poker game. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Earl: So like, have you ever just put a box on your head, and like -------------- can't hear what you're saying, and they ------------ confusing? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg Greatest gay orgy EVER. I mean, you got Hebner on Benoit, Benoit on Flair, and Flair on Richards. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg Grabbing a wolverine's crotch, another sign of hunger. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg Triple H filed a police report, blaming Rhyno for the fact that the belt never came off. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg Hunter began to demonstrate on the microphone what Chris was going to have to do to him backstage to go over at WMXX. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg Benoit: And then he made me do this... Shawn: (Trying to look like it's not effecting him) http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg Benoit relented to Richards's seductive ways. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg Michaels double-checked all his answers before turning in his GED test answers. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg Spike Dudley is so small, he has to carry around a big sign with his name on it to avoid being stepped on. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg Kane represents. West SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEDE! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg I could not, would not, Sam I Am. I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg Kane was crucified when he did his best Triple H impression. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg Mick demonstrated his new gimmick - camo. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Foley blushed madly when these two studs invited him onto the bang bus. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Batista: Guys, seriously. We'll dump the body and no one will ever know. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg Orton got WAY too friendly when RVD offered him a shotgun. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg Orton shook in fear as Booker's head grew tentacles. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg Booker thought the only way to counter the Frog Splash was to do something drastic, in flashing RVD. However, he used Orton to do it, thinking RVD might get seriously hurt if Booker showed his pubelocks. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg The ref congratulated Orton with a running, sliding high-five. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg Triple H's remote controller jammed, causing Evolution to deactivate. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg You a vewy bad man. Ohhh, you vewy bad mistew. |
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Vince: "You've got to try this, Bill! He'll wobble, but he won't fall." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Paul wasn't fooled! Goldberg had stolen his toupee and glued it to his chin, and he wanted it back! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg Tits... I mean, it's a poignant shots of one of the breast... I mean, best divas on RAW... Aw hell. Boobies. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg As the women lock up, the perverted ref steals a quick peak when he thinks no one's looking. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg The WWE budget was at an all time low when divas were assigned to change light bulbs. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg Expanding beyond Playboy, the WWE signs up for perhaps the worst Abercrombie & Fitch shoot ever. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Hebner: "Oh my God... my hands... they're talking to me!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg Hebner: "Hey, Chris, mind taking it easy on that elephant hide? ... Wait a minute..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg As Flair tightened his grip, Benoit soon learned why the man was known as "The Dirtiest Player in the Game". http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg Triple H: "Jesus, Eric. Is it just me, or do tax forms get damn complicated after you get married?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg Chris knew he shouldn't have stared, but no man should have hair with that much body. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg In the first WWE "Battle of the Wills" match, Michaels struggles to stay stoic as Benoit hurls the "Yo Mama So Fat" insults. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg Chris: "Excuse me a second, Shawn, but I've always wanted to do this... ahhhhhhhhhh." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg Shawn: "So, let's se what we've got lined up for Wrestlemania.... What the hell?!?! 'Shawn Michaels vs. Stone Cold in Hair vs. Hair Match'?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg Triple H: "Did someone say there was an all you can eat buffet out here?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg WWE Disclaimer: When arriving at the arena, please avoid wearing loud, colorful shirts. The wrestlers may become distracted. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg Kane might be a monster, but impaling the Hurricane's head with a blue ladder was going too far! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg Undertaker made his triumphant return when he whomped Kane over the head with a sign. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg Adding to formible standbys like "Bang Bang" and "Mandible Claw", Mick introduces his new hand gesture: "Shadow Puppet Arf Arf." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Mick: "Hey, Ric! I've got a great idea! Let's form a tag team! Mick and Ric!" Ric: "Ha! Ric and Mick! I love it! Better than the load I have to haul around nowadays." Mick: "Uh, that was Mick and Ric, Ric." Batista: "Has anyone seen my right forearm? Anyone?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Batista admitted that he was impressed: he had no idea Foley could be used as a surfboard. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg Randy: "Aw damn. I thought only divas had to change the light bulbs." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg Randy: "For my next trick, I will animate this hair with the power of my mind." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg The move would have went well until HHH, unseen in the audience, fired a photo torpedo at Booker's crotch. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg Randy: *bump* "Gah! Jesus Christ, ref, give me some space!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg Batista: "Alright, damimit, whoever stole Ric's pants, just give 'em back! It isn't funny anymore!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg Randy took his heel persona to a whole new level when he gave Mick Foley the Wet Willie. |
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VINCE: I am not the Chairman you're looking for... GOLDBERG: Wuh? REF: Mr. McMahon, I think the Jedi Mind Trick only works on people with...y'know...minds. GOLDBERG: *Drools* http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Austin and Vince looked on with curiosity. Would Bill take the bait? Would he allow Paul to start writing his paychecks? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg TRISH: :kiss: Okay, now get out of here before Chris sees you, Stevie. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg MOLLY: Why, yes, Trish, it IS sort of cold in...AH!!!! MY EYE! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg The look on Molly's face says it all. That trapeze swung a liiiiiiiittle too low. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg JACKIE: So then, she was all-- STACY: Yeah, totally. She was like-- JACKIE: No way! STACY: Way! Can't you, like, totally hear her going that? JACKIE: That slut! STACY: I know! CADE: Do you guys wanna go get a drink or something? JACKIE/STACY: AS IF! *Their conversation resumes* MARK: Oooh... Shot down again! CADE: Shut up or I'll have Vince "re-unite" you with Sean. MARK (meekly): I'll be good. JACKIE: Whatever. STACY: Totally. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Earl applauded. Benoit did the best Wilson from "Home Improvement" impression in the world! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg REF: Whoa, dude! Are you okay? I knew we shouldn't have let Ric do a Vertebreaker. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg CHRIS: Shaniqua...shall have...her EYEBALLS! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg And now for the monthly half-hour "Triple H balances his checkbook" segment. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg And now for the weekly fifteen-minute "Triple H makes soothing ocean noises" segment. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg CHRIS: What part of this do you not understand? I won the Royal Rumble. I get the title shot! SHAWN: Nope. JR: Can't argue with logic like that. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg CHRIS: Well, of all the fabrics you might make the WMXX canvas out of, this one IS the most comfortable. HHH: So you don't mind jobbing on this? CHRIS: No, not at--what? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg HBK (reading): "In conclusion, Mister McMahon, if you don't get the belt off of Triple H and put it on Chris Benoit, give Sean O'Haire a United States Title run, give the Cruiserweights more than eight minutes on SmackDown, and elevate anyone and everyone who is capable of working a match, we will be forced to start killing the hostages." *Scoff* Yeah, whatever. *Rips up the petition* http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg Little did HHH know, someone had hurled a Spike at his neck. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg MAN ON HANDHELD TV: Very good. Now you're ready to try it with a real Cruiserweight. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg REF: Not bad... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg KANE: Shut off all the compactors on the prison level! SHUT OFF ALL THE COMPACTORS ON THE PRISON LEVEL! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg MICK: Man, it's sure good to be dead right here...at the Pearly Gates! GOD: *Cheap pop* http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg MICK: Wow, the food here in Heaven is great! And all my old friends are here, too! Wait...you're not my friends-- http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg ORTON: You're in Hell now, bitch! BATISTA: I think he already figured that out, Randy. ORTON: Oh, shut up, Dave. Hey...does this mean we're dead too? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg When RVD ran out of weed, he'd...well, he'd smoke anything he could get his mouth around. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg JR: Bah Gawd, King! Three-point stance! KING: Somebody must have set the Ortonbot to "Duggan." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg Booker T proved who the REAL "World's Strongest Man" was when he caught Orton after RVD's Superbomb. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg RANDY: Owie, ithurtsithurtsithurts... REF: I can't give the "X" sign if I have to keep holding your hand. RANDY: NO! Don't let go! Owieowieowie... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg EVOLUTION: We are the Be-- CROWD: It's been done! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg RANDY: Ewwwwwwwww... What's that? FAN: It's Mick Foley. RANDY: It's gross! |
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Not even the cardboard ref cut out Vince gave to Goldberg could cheer him up. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg> Paul: Hey! I saw you eating the pork rinds! How dare you… Bill: Listen Paul, I was starving and they weren’t labeled. Steve: What? Were they yours, Paul? Paul: No! They weren’t mine! Vince: THAT’S RIGHT DAMN IT! MY NAME IS VINCE MCMACHON AND I OWN EVERYTHING! Steve: So Bill ate Vince’s pork rinds? Bill: They weren’t Vince’s! Steve: Then what’s the problem? Paul & Bill: YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT!!! <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg> The new and improved cyborg-Trish was using her new photon torpedo eye. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg> Ref: Wow! Women’s wrestling! I thought it was just all a matter of T&A! <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg> First Molly is facing the wrong way, and then Christian is late for the Doomsday Device… Trish was PISSED! <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg> Stacy: So you guys got the luxury cage? Jackie: Why the hell is Sean suspended over the ring, and not in here? <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg> It’s bad enough that Earl sucked at shadow puppets, but did Ric have to hold Chris to see them? <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg> Satan, disguised as a little girl, was making sure that Chris Beniot would not get a clean win at WMXX. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg> Flair was delirious! Even with Chris holding him down, Earl couldn’t convince The Nature Boy that he wasn’t in a swimming pool. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg> Triple H had to sign the lease papers on his belt again. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg> Beniot REALLY wanted to cut a promo, but he was a little timid after Triple H licked the mic. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg> HBK was not amused with Chris Beniot’s remediation of “That’s Amore.” <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg> First he wore the shirt, and then he wore skull cap… The Coach’s prayers were answered as WrestleMania came early. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg> HBK: <I>*thinking*</I> So in the event of an actual title defense Triple H can not lose cleanly… hmmm… so I have to put my name on this lease so I can pin Beniot before Trip’s vacation… <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg> Triple H was pleased indeed. He just got WMXX spoilers! <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg> Kane: Gee… I really hope that I can pin the tail on the donkey… The cupcake for the winner looks mighty tasty… <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg> Right when The Hurricane thought he was going to make it through the glass ceiling… |
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3:14, 3:15, 3:16, 3:17, 3:18… Hold long could Kane hold Mark Henry’s food bags while he was way… <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg> Knowing he’ll get a pop no matter what, Foley took time to show off his newest toy, the laser nunchucks! <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg> Foley: Ric, you’re one stand up guy! I mean, wearing a shirt that says Paul Xavier Daniels loves Mary Ilice Davis… Ric: What’s causin’ all this? Dave: The fact that your shirt says PXD, LUV,MD. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg> Between Randy’s mic skills and Dave’s move set, Foley took a page from the great book of Jannety… What a coward… <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg> Randy “Lou Thez Jr” Orton… Not as catchy as The Legend Killer… <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg> Randy: <I>*thinking*</I> Oh crap… the camera is on me… do I say something… I mean, if I say something, what do I say…. Do I make up a catch phrase… Booker T: Brotha! You’ve been sitting there for 5 minutes! Do something! <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg> Booker T held Orton so he could look above while RVD scanned the crowd… Sean escaped from his cage, and Triple H had orders to make sure someone finds him. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg> Ref: Row 17, section A, but it’s okay, he’s just selling beer. Randy: What? Where’s Rhyno? Ref: He had a family emergency. Couldn’t be here tonight. Randy: That’s it! By the power invested in me by the great Triple H, I hereby suspend Rhyno’s oxygen privileges! <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg> Raw’s Riverdance didn’t go over that well… <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg> Foley: Ha ha ha ha ha! Dude, the ugly fat chick in the front row is checking you out! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! And so is the guy right behind you! They want you! |
Man, Loopy, you had me crying on some of those. Anyone who makes a reference to "A New Hope" is my new best friend. I loved the "Spike" pun, too.
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Vince: "No no...a group of letters make a word, a group of words make a sentence." Goldberg: "Sentuh?" Vince: "Very good Bill, sentuh. Now a group of sentences make a paragraph." Goldberg: "Puhgruh?" Vince: "Exactly...now a group of paragraphs make you job to Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania..." Goldberg: "Wuh?" Vince: "Nothing, here's your cookie..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Paul: "Oh yeah, well you, Goldberg, sir, are a ho-" Austin: "Now didn't they tell you on Smackdown? No more homo jokes for you, son!" Paul: "Damnit, it's not fair! It's not fair! How can my gimmick recover from this?" Vince: "Don't worry Paul, I'm sure you'll BOUNCE back!" Paul: "What?" Austin: "Yeah, we'll keep a CHECK on you!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg Trish sometimes gets her wrestling dayjob and saucy pornstar night jobs confused... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg Here we see the ref stalk Molly and Trish like a vulture and his prey...cept this is a very horny and undersexed vulture... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg While trying to find his hat, Freddy stumbled into the real world and it was only then that he knew what true nightmares were made of.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg Jindrak: "So it looks like we're starting that gay gimmick tomorrow, huh Garrison?" Cade: "Yup...we are." Jindrak: "Yup..." Cade: "So can you girls give us one more night of straight lovin?" Stacy: "Ohmigod!" Jackie: "As if!" Jindrak: "Well I guess the magazine will do...I got first!" Cade: "DAMN YOU! Now the pages are gonna be all sticky!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Hebner: "Arise my son, I dub thee Sir Wolverine, Lord and Protector of Edmonton." Benoit: "What the hell Earl?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg Of all the crap...did Flair have to die in the middle of an attempted bridge into a backslide? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg Earl: "I've never seen a corpse THIS close before! :( http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg Triple H: "Oh, and I want this, and this, and this to." Bischoff: "For what?" Triple H: "It's my birthday tomorrow." Bischoff: "Your birthday isn't for another 2 months, and you practically own the damn company so why are you askin me for it?" Triple: "Just kiddin 'Bisch. But remember when you WERE able to make important decisions?" Bischoff: :'( http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg Triple H: "So you see Chris, that's why you're going to job out to me and why I'm never losing this title. You got that?" Benoit: "Huh...oh...what? Sorry, I wasn't listening? I was trying to see if I could fit a hockey puck up your nose." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg A hush fell over Benoit as he noticed Shawn was growing his "I'm about to screw a Canadian out of a title" beard. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg Let this be a lesson to you, when you owe the WWE logo money, you damn sure better pay! That canvas didn't get red like that for no reason... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg HBK: "Damnit! I've been staring at this thing all day! I don't see anything!" Bischoff: "Hey look, a sailboat..." HBK: "DAMNIT! WHY CAN'T I SEE THE DAMN SAILBOAT!" (cookie for whoever gets the reference) http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg Triple H laughs to himself because not only would the sailboat job to him, the USS Maine, the entire Pacific fleet, and the newly resurfaced Merrimack and Monitor would as well... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg Kane: "3D! Hey...I don't get it...why do they call it a 3D anyway?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg I tried to warn Jack Dome but did he pay the logo? Noooooooo! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg Kane: "OH! I GET IT! DUDLEY DEATH DROP! God I was so stupid!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg Evolution may have him outnumbered, but Mick's trusty army of fairies would never leave his side! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Flair: "Remember when I used to be your boss?" Mick: "Remember when you had some dignity?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Somethin tells me this isn't the first time Mick has thrown himself at a table covered in junk food and knocked himself out. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg The fairies saw what Orton did to Mick, and they called for reinforcements... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg Eddie Munster goes for the kill.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg Rhyno and his superglue had taken 3 victims this night... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg Did Triple H really have to start nailing the refs to his invisible crucifix? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg Voice Over: "We now join Triple H's Simon Says or Lose Your Job Marathon, already in progress." Triple H: "Right foot in...Hey that's good Dave, but I didn't say Simon Says." Batista: "Damnit!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg Orton: "Dude, nice Chia pet!" |
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http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/01.jpg Vince and Goldberg take turns pushing the new Referee Blowup Punch Balloon back and forth to each other. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Dorf calls out Goldberg! note: what's up with the pic? It looks like Heyman's legs are cutt off. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg Little known Trish fact: She was one of the defensive linemen in the Lingerie Bowl http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg The ref ignores the match and practices the mime actions for cross country skiing http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg Touchdown! (okay I was lazy on that one) http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg Yes, they all agreed that Jackie's WWE Logo piercing was a bit much. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg The WWE kicks off the new feud between Chris Benoit, the Rabid Wolverine, and Wolverine from X-Men. This time Wolverine gets the upper hand taking everybody by surprise by first tearing up Benoit's legs and then the Mini-Tron screen on his way out. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg Bischoff: No Hunter, actually there isn't anybody else coming to sign that contract. You see that was a lie. This is actually an intervention. All these people are gathered here because we think you have a problem.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg Benoit: Seriously Hunter, its been over a year. HHH: No, you're crazy. It's only been a couple of months tops. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg HBK Robot: I AGREE. HHH IS A GOOD CHAMPION. HE HAS ONLY HAD THE TITLE FOR A FEW MONTHS. NOT TOO LONG AT ALL. Benoit:(counting) No! I'm serious. Let's see there was Wrestlemania, Bad Blood, Summerslam.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg Kane shields his face from that god-awful bright tie dye shirt. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg Max Mini debuts his new referee gimmick and goes for Kane's legs. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg The new genetically engineered Stone Cold Undertaker debuts. The fans immediately take to his Deadman Walking 3:16 catch phrase. Ok I'm tired, that's enough for now. They probably weren't that good this week anyway. |
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Ref: "It's time for round 2 of the Tongue Twister Tournament!" Vince: "The rain in Spain falls greatly on the plains." Goldberg: "...shit." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Heyman: "Now, I just want to make it clear that we're not firing you because you look like Austin. It's cuz your pants are gay." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg Trish shocked the world by turning heel when she unveiled her "Silent but Deadly" gimmick. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg Nothing to see hear. Molly had just forgotten to drink her milk earlier in the morning. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg With help from the glass ceiling, Trish successfully holds Molly down. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg As Mark and Garrison waited for their cue and Stacy stared on, Jackie prepared for her ritual nipple flash. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Here Chris was getting choked out and all Earl could do was offer him a bowl of miso soup. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg Benoit was rather meticulous when checking for steroids. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg ...Dandruff too. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg As per the new agreements in his contract, Triple H now officially owned everyone's souls. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg Moments later, HHH's hair went from blonde to black. Benoit: "Morphing... black hair... omniescences... owning souls... you ARE Shang Tsung!!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg Benoit: "And I've worked my entire life to win this title, and there's nothing stopping me from fulfilling my destiny!" Michaels: "Hold on, Chris. They finally finished editting the clip that's going to be overlaid onto the Wrestlemania contest at the end of the night." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg Benoit (offscreen): "Dammit!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg Michaels: "Wow, Hunter's contract IS pretty long. WTF, he owns MY soul too???" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg As Triple H approached the ring, he smiled. His hold-down aura was so powerful he didn't even have to be in the same room for it to work now! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg Girl in Rainbow Shit: "YOU SUCK GLEN JACOBS!!!" Kane: "Talk to the hand, cuz the face ain't listening!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg This certainly was an odd time for Kane to be doing Rock-a-Bye Baby to Hurricane. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg Kane: "Find a happy place, find a happy place! FIND A HAPPY PLACE!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg Mick followed Trish Stratus and turned heel when he shockingly dropped the flea circus on his hand, letting them plummet to their dooms. The following week, RAW was pre-empted 5 minutes to prevent anymore outrageous stunts. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Ric Flair's so old he still wears shirts with Latin! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Randy: "Mick! What are you doing? We're live on camera!!!" Mick: "Shhhhh!!! The ocean.... oooooooooo..." Batista: "I think he's taken one too many shots to the head." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg Orton's hold-down aura was nowhere near as powerful as that of Triple H. As a result, he had to do it manually. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg Orton: "If I stare at it long enough... I can light it on fire..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg While Orton is busy manually holding down Booker T, RVD takes the opportunity to sneakily get elevated. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg Suddenly, Orton remembered that Rhyno had been using his shampoo lately... http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg As you can see on the right, Vince McMahon drinks the blood of the unpushed to restore his youthful appearance. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg Randy: "You lie!!! I can't hear the ocean!!!" Bah. Me suck hugely. |
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http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Heyman: "Peter Piper picked a peck of peppered pickles for PAUL HEYMAN!!!" Goldberg: "Stuh bickin on meh!!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg HHH: "Hunter Hearst Helmsley hereby has handsome hold of the happy, huge honor of having his haul his forever." Announcer: "The winner of the Tongue Twister Tournament and STILL Champion..." |
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In an attempt to put on something even more exciting than the red hot contract signing later, Vince and Goldberg decide to bring their contract negotiations into the ring. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Vince savors being the least bald person in the ring. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg "Smack your TV... what the hell does that even <i>mean???</i> http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg Molly asccertains that Goldberg's talent is in fact <i>not</i> in the last place you would look. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg Trish: Hey beer guy! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg Vince offscreen: "Dammit, we're paying these women and we're going to do something with them!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/07.jpg Hebner: Would you like fries with your Flair, sir? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg Truly over the hill, Flair's recent contract stipulates naps in any match that goes past the five minute mark. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/09.jpg Benoit debuts his "extreme pull my finger" gimmick. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg Bischoff: This better not turn into another game of strip poker. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg Benoit was told that you can avoid HHH's hold-down aura by watching his nostrils flare. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg Benoit: I did not give up that belt to come here and watch HHH use it to stroke his balls! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg The ball comment got Benoit an official Kliq warning. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg "Wha... jobber and jobee?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg Four out of five dentists recommend Levesque whitening toothpaste to hold down your cavities. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg The one dentist who didn't is doing <i>this</i> for a living now. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg Tired of the chokeslam, Kane decides to use the Hadoken as a signature move. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg "GAAAH! MY NECK!!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg "I can count on one hand the number of jobs HHH has done..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Flair: We don't take kindly to folk crackin off on HHH around these parts. Foley: Whoa, is Randy taking up the "cowboy" gimmick now? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Orton: Dammit, you killed him! Now who are we gonna get to put me over? Batista: Just get HHH to make Jericho do it. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg New Olympic event: midcarder vaulting. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg Orton: Gah, and you wanted a shampoo commercial? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/24.jpg Booker T and RVD present a tribute to the Legion of Doom. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg Randy does a Brock Lesnar impression. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/26.jpg I just have to point this out, does Batista remind anyone else of Vince in this shot? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg Orton's demand to shoot this man in the head didn't go over well, seeing as someone had beaten him to it. |
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Vince: And i am telling you 1+1 = 2 Goldberg: 4 http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/02.jpg Paul: Goldy your a retard, pull my finger! Goldberg: Dawaw rassa Paul: Oh No Funn!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/03.jpg Trish: I wonder if Chris would like it if i would put on a dildo. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/04.jpg Ref * Looking 'Nice Ass' * http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/05.jpg Trish: Look how tall i am!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/06.jpg Mark: So do i look gay in these pants? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/08.jpg Flair: Can you see the hairs on my back? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/10.jpg HHH: What should i write in my new book ? "How to put someone over and keep a belt in a thousand ways" http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/11.jpg Chris: Your lips, they don't move when you talk. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/12.jpg Chris: So i say to you HHH will be put you over, and i get the belt? Deal? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/13.jpg * Chris dreaming...And here is your New World Heavy Weight Champion...Chris Benoit * http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/14.jpg Shawn: So if i sign this contract HHH will put me over.....again. * signs contract * http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/15.jpg HHH: I just farted big time! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/16.jpg Kane: How much fingers i got in the air? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/17.jpg Kane: And that is for not letting me be your sidekick. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/18.jpg Kane pretends to be Goldberg. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/19.jpg Mick: And that boys and girls is how i got in the WWE, not only sucking Vince cock, but also jobbing to HHH. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/20.jpg Mick: Your telling me this isn't the YMCA? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/21.jpg Randy: Quick check his wallet! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/22.jpg RVD: Can you see the sign in the back? http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/23.jpg Orton: Olright Henry, your going down! Booker: I ain't Henry!! Orton: Thats what Booker said also! http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/25.jpg Orton: And this is how it looks like when you shave your armpits. http://raw.wwe.com/results/020904/images/27.jpg Randy: And i am telling you that is why i don't let you drive my car! |
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