LOL Luger Responds to Bischoff's Interview on WWE.Com!
 

Well, I guess its important to read that, Bischoff is probably making things look favorable to him.

:rofl: i <3 luger.

Hahahaha Luger. That clown used to live in my hometown.

LOL so half of the n00bs here could possibly be Luger, by the way he types. :D

God, some of the reatrds who troll tpww look intelligent by comparison.

By that logic you'd have to assume Luger owns a computer, and if so, knows how to turn it on. Right about now hes probably walking around a mall somewhere hoping to stumble across a live nitro so he can afford groceries.

Luger is the only one to not realise that Luger sucked.

The WWF tried their asses to make Luger a huge star, but not a single person bought it. Luger was just that awful and did not draw a nickel.

I dont know if the nickel statement is fair....when I was in middle school he was part of some crappy show at the high school gymnasium with the likes of Doink and King Kong bundy and I snuck in for free, so he didnt draw a NICKEL from me or my friends, and probably not the other 30 people there hiding their faces.

LOL my favorite was his thinking that he was unveiling huge spoilers on the internet

"woops" lolol What an idiot

Man, Luger may have some sort of brain damage.

I remember when he was whole American hero type back in the day... I was such a huge fan. :(

Also, I was only about 6 then... how was I supposed to know?

Because when your grandpa gave you a shiny silver nickel, you chose not to spend it on Lex Express merchandise and put it on a train track and waited for an oncoming express . From that moment on you should have known that the man could not draw a NICKEL!!

u have a link to his myspace? i assume that was from his myspace blog.

I love Lex Luger. His internet rants are a thing of beauty and retardation.

ROFL at "Whoops, sorry about the spoiler."

That just slays me. :rofl:

He's as literate as Marty Jannetty.

Unacceptable!!

He's still alive?

He's right about Bischoff opening his checkbook. He did however, open his CHEQUE BOOK!

Mr. Perfect vs Narcissist feud rocked. Mr Perfect is the wrestling God.

Oh come on. Luger wasn't THAT bad. Granted, he wasn't very good. But around the early nWo days, he was easy to get behind with Sting and Savage. Sting looked shifty, and Savage was a fucking whackjob, so Luger was the easiest to relate to.

Besides. There are many worse talents. Mongo McMichael, anyone? The guy botched an irish whip..

LOL. I was thinking the same thing, it makes me question the legitimacy of this so I'd like to see a source please.

PULL MY FINGER

! FART ! oops :naughty:

AND YOUR T-SHIRTS ARE TOO TIGHT TOO BILLY!

I'M PISSED NOW!

Here's his MySpace..

http://www.myspace.com/lexlugeronmyspace

He updated and editted his blog

LMFAO! Some fan wrote "That's BS. I think Bischoff forgets back in August '97, your world title match w/ Hogan scored Nitro a 6.0 quarter hour rating when you won the title. I wouldn't get too offended over it, we're talkin bout the same guy who for 3 and half years on WWE, was pushed around and looked like a pussy everytime he'd be on camera w/ Vince McMahon."

and Luger responds with "wow i even forgot about that"

He used Heymans HHH working tuesdays quote hahaha, I hope this guys blogs keep on coming. A disgruntled self-destructed over the hill hack who can't draw a NICKEL, I can't get enough! He should use it. Picture him in TNA with the gimmick of just bitching about stuff kayfabe and getting jobbed the fuck out. His T-Shirts should have a Nickel with his face on it. He could start his promos with, "I'd just like to put in my 5 cents about something..."

Nah, we don't get nickels here, it woulda been pennys (pence), but Luger probably couldn't even draw one of those.

HUGE NEWS!

Eric Bischoff was seen eariler today at the water fountain of a local shopping mall,reportedly with his sleeves up cursing to himself. When asked what he was doing he explained he was collecting nickels and even pennies to make up for Luger matches he booked. In lesser news, Luger was also spotted in the same shopping mall asking passers by if they know where the Nitro is being held.

Say what you will about Luger, he is oneofthebiggestlegendsstars...gah!

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If you asked me why I posted this, I DON'T KNOW!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lex_Luger

he even went into Semi-retirement because he couldn't draw a NICKEL

Yeah, that's definately not really Lex Luger's MySpace.