Corporal Kirchner dead
 

<font color=white>Lifted this from WWE.com</font>

Former WWE Superstar Thomas Spear, professionally known as Corporal Kirchner, passed away of natural causes Sunday in his home in White Marsh, Md. He is survived by his two sons, daughter and step-daughter, as well as two grandchildren.

A Vietnam veteran, Kirchner is known for defending his country in the ring as well as out. He is not only revered as one of sports-entertainment’s toughest competitors, but also one of its greatest patriots.

In the early 1980s, Kirchner was a close protégé of another patriot, former WWE Champion and Hall of Famer Sgt. Slaughter. Perhaps one of Kirchner’s most celebrated victories took place at WrestleMania 2 where he defeated WWE Hall of Famer Nikolai Volkoff in a Flag Match.

<font color=white>RIP </font>

RIP

I have a RIP in my pants

:roll:

fuck him

Kane's been there, fucked that.

He's before my time as a fan, but I have a great deal of respect for everyone who laces their boots and goes through the lifestyle they live just for the sake of a good show.

Rest in peace

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RIP

RIP...

R.I.P.

How old was he??

Too young.

RIP.

Bye Leatherface

RIP

Bad things happen to bad people

:wtf:

So, turns out he's alive.

What I'm wondering is, if you hear that a guy is dead, why do you try calling him on his phone?

Post # 1,000 dedicated to Corporal Kirchner


RIP


Edit- Rescinding dedication since apparently he is alive so I just wasted my 1,000th post. :shifty:

OK so let me try to get this story straight. WWE knew that a guy named Tom Spear died, who wrestled as Leatherface just like Kirchner did, but then thought that Spear also wrestled as Corporal Kirchner even though the real Corporal Kirchner's name is Mike Kirchner?

I've used the phrase "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard" before but this really is the single dumbest thing I have ever heard ever, ever.

EVER

Also, the Jewest thing I've ever read:

"What, I'm going to resurrect for you? Yeah, I'm dead but for you, I'll answer the phone."

Don't be so mashugina! Have a sit-down, why not?

yep the wwe is bass ackwards, how could they screw up on something like that.

TNA needs to run with this. Seriously, i could see some brilliant parodies

Best landmark post EVER

HA HA HA, Avenger. :p

ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THIS?

Fuck the Undertaker, YOU CAN'T KILL THE CORPORAL!

lol, I'm at the TNA fanfest today, and suddenly I hear Jeremy Borash announce "wwe.com is reporting that Corporal Kirschner is NOT dead. No, we're not making this up."