Sting (Contains Impact spoilers, I guess).
 

So people were all over Sting's "new" look, saying it was dated and time for a change. But as I'm watching the repeat of Impact! Tonight, I see Sting still doing the same moves, still coming down from the rafters, still using the same tired baseball bat deal...

Now, I know people who were talking about this being "fresh" were probably the same TNA fucktards who insist that pointless spots=innovative, rather than something you can see from any moron without talent, but really, is this the best they can do to "freshen" the Sting character? And how many people actually buy the Undertaker's New Hat...Errr...Sting's "new" look?

Fuck's sake, Mr. America was "fresher" than this...

But he's got a new hat! Err... look!

Yeah, but the Mr. America Angle was actually entertaining.

Sting is the fucking MAN! He was great on Impact! WHOOO!!!

In all honesty, what did you expect from watching TNA - the retirement home for wrestlers. It's like the old american soccer league

Fixed.

Pfft, don't you know anything? WWE is WCW 2006

I expect the IWC to be slightly more intelligent than the mutants at the Impact Zone. Which is only marginally better off than a, say, shoe.

Not talking about how Fresh Sting is because he stole Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Naw. WCW wasn't that bad. ;)