The K-Fed/Britney Divorce is a WORK
 

Think about it. The timing... too perfect. The motivation... too perfect. Vince wants to slide back into the mainstream. Example? Michael Richards spoof tonight.

I'm just calling it. We have a month buildup to Cena/K-Fed One. Britney WILL be involved. You heard it here first.

Eddie Guerrero is alive and well too.

And Kane Knight has had sex

Kane Knight has had sex with a dirty sock.

Haha, I like the pic.

Kane Knight did infact have sex with that sock, but it was not the way you think. That sock came out of Kane Knight's ass, as you can see the brown spots. The question is, who's cock was in that sock and in his ass. Probably a black guy. Probably Funky Fly.

HEY! Rape is sex.

K-Fed and Britney's marriage was a WORK.

The Michael Richards thing? I find it funny that McMahon would come up with that but not have ever heard of the Blair Witch Project. If anything, McMahon will put an end to the mainstream spoofs simply because he doesn't find them funny. (Not enough poop jokes...)

So...Which one of them was the beard?

Marriage is fake

Since God is a lie, I agree. :cool:

A lawyer can be disbarred for filing a phony case or lawsuit. I can't think of any lawyer stupid enough to do that yet.

To be fair, they'd have to know it was fake. A Lawyer won't be disbarred for filing on behalf of a client he believes legitimately is doing something.

I doubt it'll make a difference, since Hollywood marriages are all fake to begin with. they're all fags anyway.

I'm assuming he has since he did a spoof of it.

Which spoof? The Michael Richards spoof or the Blair Witch spoof? He didn't know the Blair Witch spoof ever happened until the first segment aired. He scrapped the remaining segments because he thought nobody would understand it. In truth, he had never heard of it himself, so he thought the rest of the world wouldn't either.
I can't help but think that if McMahon had any part in the Michael Richards spoof, Cryme Time would have pulled a Seinfeld sippy cup out of the comedian's ass for a few extra laughs.

I must confess the thought that this divorce may turn out to be a work has crossed my mind, or even that Vince would offer Britney a role in this storyline (whether the divorce is real or not). We'll see what we shall see.

What's all this about the Blair Witch project? Can somebody explain?

In 1999, the Blue Meanie and Stevie Richards were involved in some spoof vignettes called The Blonde Bytch Project, around the same time as all the Blair Witch hype. The filmed about 5 I believe, but after the first one aired Vince McMahon, who apparently hadn't seen the skits before they were broadcast, vetoed the rest because, basically, he had no knowledge of the Blair Witch Project and didn't understand the joke. He felt that if HE, the all-knowledgable Vincent K. McMahon, didn't understand it, nobody else would.

Isn't Britney Spear lezzing out with Paris now? I predict a run-in by K-Fed's new partner and best friend Nick LaShay.

Lezzing out? Hmmmmm

yeah,and Trish and Lita's retirement is also a work.:roll:

No vince cancelled the bWo

LMFAO, I love that pic!!

Supposedly, Burchill's pirate gimmick is getting canned because Vince hasn't seen Pirates of the Caribbean, and doesn't get the impression. Can't remember where that was reported from, but it was a while back.

Anyway, I think the marriage was a work. I think most of Hollywood's marriage/divorce/fued/lawsuit/everything is bullshit and just fed to tabloids and "news" stations for publicity, though.

I've only seen that "Vince hasn't seen..." comment brought up in jest.

Nah, I definitely remember it being on the main page. There was some other news in there too, but again, it was pretty far back...and I can barely remember where my car is, let alone anything else.

Vince hasn't seen reality, tbh

Vince has seen reality. He just rejected it and substituted his own...Kinda like Mythbusters.

Mythbusters? Whaddaya talkin' about?

The line "I reject your reality, and substitute my own" is directly ripped from the show.

Also, everyone's favorite christmas gift is fruitcake...:drool: :love: :heart:

NOT!