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The Masterpunk
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The K-Fed/Britney Divorce is a WORK
Think about it. The timing... too perfect. The motivation... too perfect. Vince wants to slide back into the mainstream. Example? Michael Richards spoof tonight.
I'm just calling it. We have a month buildup to Cena/K-Fed One. Britney WILL be involved. You heard it here first. |
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#2 |
King of Love and Piss
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Eddie Guerrero is alive and well too.
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So fucking sexy.
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Also, the Earth is flat and meat pie is good.
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King of Love and Piss
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And Kane Knight has had sex
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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ELF ANGEL
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*sigh*
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#7 |
Met the Standards
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Kane Knight has had sex with a dirty sock.
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ELF ANGEL
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#9 |
BISONICA
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Haha, I like the pic.
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#10 |
So fucking sexy.
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The sock, for sake of preserving dignity.
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ELF ANGEL
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But its a dirty
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#12 |
So fucking sexy.
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Yeah, now.
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#13 |
King of Love and Piss
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Kane Knight did infact have sex with that sock, but it was not the way you think. That sock came out of Kane Knight's ass, as you can see the brown spots. The question is, who's cock was in that sock and in his ass. Probably a black guy. Probably Funky Fly.
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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K-Fed and Britney's marriage was a WORK.
The Michael Richards thing? I find it funny that McMahon would come up with that but not have ever heard of the Blair Witch Project. If anything, McMahon will put an end to the mainstream spoofs simply because he doesn't find them funny. (Not enough poop jokes...) |
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Spammy Certified
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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I can't help but think that if McMahon had any part in the Michael Richards spoof, Cryme Time would have pulled a Seinfeld sippy cup out of the comedian's ass for a few extra laughs. |
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#17 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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So...Which one of them was the beard?
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#18 |
Inno Knows.
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Marriage is fake
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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A lawyer can be disbarred for filing a phony case or lawsuit. I can't think of any lawyer stupid enough to do that yet.
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#21 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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To be fair, they'd have to know it was fake. A Lawyer won't be disbarred for filing on behalf of a client he believes legitimately is doing something.
I doubt it'll make a difference, since Hollywood marriages are all fake to begin with. they're all fags anyway. |
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#22 |
That's Not My Name
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I must confess the thought that this divorce may turn out to be a work has crossed my mind, or even that Vince would offer Britney a role in this storyline (whether the divorce is real or not). We'll see what we shall see.
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#23 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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What's all this about the Blair Witch project? Can somebody explain?
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That's Not My Name
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#25 |
Guest
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Isn't Britney Spear lezzing out with Paris now? I predict a run-in by K-Fed's new partner and best friend Nick LaShay.
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#26 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Lezzing out? Hmmmmm
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So fucking sexy.
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What? Vince cancelled something involving the bWo? Pish-posh!
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#29 |
Spammy Certified
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No vince cancelled the bWo
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#30 |
So fucking sexy.
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Excellent point.
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#31 | |
Why So Curious?
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#32 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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LMFAO, I love that pic!!
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Smitten for Kittens
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Supposedly, Burchill's pirate gimmick is getting canned because Vince hasn't seen Pirates of the Caribbean, and doesn't get the impression. Can't remember where that was reported from, but it was a while back.
Anyway, I think the marriage was a work. I think most of Hollywood's marriage/divorce/fued/lawsuit/everything is bullshit and just fed to tabloids and "news" stations for publicity, though. |
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#34 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I've only seen that "Vince hasn't seen..." comment brought up in jest.
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#35 |
Smitten for Kittens
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Nah, I definitely remember it being on the main page. There was some other news in there too, but again, it was pretty far back...and I can barely remember where my car is, let alone anything else.
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#36 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Vince hasn't seen reality, tbh
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#37 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Vince has seen reality. He just rejected it and substituted his own...Kinda like Mythbusters.
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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#39 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Mythbusters? Whaddaya talkin' about?
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#40 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The line "I reject your reality, and substitute my own" is directly ripped from the show.
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