Something We All Can Agree On
 

I've been writing on these message boards for a little over six years now, intemitently. I usually troll the wrestling boards as I'm a gigantic wrestling fan and all. Well, in these past 6 years I've noticed that the majority of these threads are about our diffrences in opinons. This is essentially the nature of a message board I suppose.

What I'm trying to find is one common thread, something about wrestling that we all agree on. Obviously I mean opinons, not facts. The goal is to see if there is one thing that we all can agree on. So post an opinon that you think everyone agrees with, and/or say if you agree or disagree with that opinion.

Here's an opinion:
Bobby Heenan is the best wrestling commentator of all time.

Is that something we all can agree on?

Yeah I think I can agree on that. Monsoon is a close second though. Although a lot of that was down to Heenan. Their performance in the Rumble 92 is unsurpassed as far as I'm concerned.

Monsoon - 'Will you stop!'

I'm going to disagree with that.

The idea your going to find an opinion we can all agree on it insain. We can't even all agree on facts. The closest thing you might be able to pull off is something like "Vince McMahon has lost his damn mind." And even there, I'm sure someone it gonna come along and shoot that down saying he is perfectly setting up for the greatest angle of all time.

Something we can all agree on:

Paris Hilton would have a better chance of saving wrestling than Vince McMahon.

The Rock is one of, if not the most charismatic wrestlers of all time.

Pretty certain there is no disagreeing with that.

I know one thing we can agree on when a professional gets his mitts on a song that's when it really takes off. Da da de da da do ba dob a do. That's why I've gone out and done the music world a frickin' service, and cut this compact disc. It's called The Coconut Bangers Ball: It's A Rap. Ha Ha Ha A little inside I know. Anyway what you get is one full hour of rip roarin' rap music. Not by some dubious ruffians without the chops, but by a professionally trained voice man. No musical accompaniment. It's just me out there. Watch what I do with this little ditty from Sisqo called the "Thong Song."



"Oh girl that dress is so scandolous,
And you know another Nigga couldn't handle it.
You see dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Not like a what, what, what
Baby move you butt,butt,butt
I think I'll sing it again
Sha bang, sha bop,bop bop.
Thong Song"

Something like that. Hey you wouldn't let a clown fix a leak in the john. So why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz. Yeah!!!!! I don't care if he is mister Notorious big. Can he croon.


"Poppa, I like it when you call me Big Poppa
Throw your hands in the air if you think your a playa
Poppa, I love it when you call me Big Poppa
To the honeys makin' money playin' niggaz just like dummies
Poppa"

You get the idea. We call it Coconut Bangers Ball: It's A Rap. It's Snoopy, Dre, Biggie, Puff Man, Cooooooooolio, the whole bunch.


"Who let the dogs out,
Who let those dogs out,
Who let those little muts gooooooooooo!
Yeah! Goulet!"

Well I gotta a gig to make, but do yourself a big favor alright and go out and ... hold on lookee here. It's a big horn. Well! ... That's why I come up here. Look at you. You're hungry. You don't even blink do you . Quick staring contest me and you Now! ... You win, you always do. That's why I come up here.


Nature! Goulet!

Anyway check out the CD you'll just love it. Or my name isn't Robert Goulet.

JOHNNY POLO

Gordon Sole is the greatest commentator of all time. Now if we were talking the best color man ever than I'd bite.

Ric Flair is a legend.

We can all agree on that.

Hulk Hogan is a wrestler/politician.

BANG BAY-BAY

That may be true but it depends on what you mean by "one of" if you mean top 10, then yes, if you mean Top 5 I'd still say yes, if you say Top 3, well at that point I'd have to disagree.

Ric Flair is a Legend.

I think we can all agree that we never need to see Mae Young strip again.

Or another Mark Henry match.

WE WOULD ALL LIKE TO SEE TRISH IN THE NUDE. Even TOVO.

I agree about Heenan. I miss him.

The only thing I've managed to find that everyone agrees with is that Poochy (Miz) sucks and is genuinely annoying.

:shifty:

Keep looking boys.

A lot of people have taken to JBL as a colour commentator. A few people will even argue he's better than Bobby Heenan, or at least has the potential to be.

The lack of rebuttal to my posts means I win.

I agree with Destor. Somebody give this man the belt.

AGAIN we agree on something! WTF

Something we can all agree on....

The WWE would be able to produce a better product if they didn't assume the worst about their fans, hire writers that know about wrestling, not sign 435845 women who have never been in the ring, realized that TNA could be a threat down the line, made us give a damn about the WWE title, pushed some of the midcarders to the main event over the next year (by WM24 I want to see CM Punk, Mr. Kennedy or Nitro in the main event), gave us something we haven't seen instead of rehashing old storylines, and replaced Jim Ross with someone who could make you feel that the second coming of Christ was going on in the ring without fucking up multiple times on a weekly basis.
It's that simple :roll:

Mankind vs. Undertaker - Hell in a Cell is the most violent match in WWE history.

I dunno, I'd personally put him at number one. Who would you put in the top 3?

I disagree. Rock handcuffing mankind was pretty bad.

I think we can all agree that Bret should get over it.

IMO, Heenan holds the crown for best single performance on the headphones for Royal Rumble 92. But I might have to say the original colour man, Jesse Ventura, was at least Bobby's equal on the whole.

And the parallels don't stop there.... they both sucked when they went to WCW.

1. Hulk Hogan
2. Ric Flair
3. Mick Foley

Heenan carried the WCW broadcast team. You're insane.

CZW is the number three promotion

Wrestling is a mix of good things and bad things that people either agree or disagree on.

Way to ruin the fun of this thread. :foc:

Would that be something we can all agree on? ;)

In all honesty I can think of several things -

1. The new ECW is poorly booked and an insult to the original.
2. Vince Russo is a moron and might kill TNA
3. Big Show never fulfilled his potential

I'm not sure who I would put as top three, but I can tell you right now the single most charismatic wrestler of all time is unquestionably Andre The Giant.

Beyond that, there is some debate as to where Flair, Hogan, Austin, and Rock rank. But those would probably be in my eyes the top 5 most charismatic wrestler I have ever seen.

I would say for the first month or two after winning the ECW Title, Big Show finally became the big bad monster he always could have been. Too bad it was years too late and with a C-list promotion.

You win.

Eh. I could take it or leave it.