100% Pure Whoop Ass
 

Stupid question, but did Austin originate the "Can of Whoop Ass" thing, or was it something that he just used?

I'm pretty sure it was already a common phrase but was used often by Austin.

I heard it loads of times before Austin used it.

It came in various forms. Wolverine of Marvel Comics fame often used "can o' buttkick", etc, etc.

Okay, so I guess Austin didn't originate it. :y:

I'd say Austin really popularized it though.

Did you know everytime you open a can of whoop ass Chuck Norris pops out.

Every LockJaw post I have ever seen (4 of them) he has made a reference to Jack Bauer. Fetish, if you ask me.

Jack Bauer eats ferrets for breakfast. With milk. In a bowl. With a spoon. 2% milk, none of that skim crap. A large bowl and a large spoon too. No wimpy utensils for him.

Chuck Norris eats them with WHOLE milk.

He blows jack bauer 24 hrs a day thats why his jaw is locking.

When martial law fails the next step is Chuck Norris.

Lockjaw is Splaya? OOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO.

Chuck Norris used to refuse to pay his taxes, every time the IRS sent a collection notice, Norris would send them back with a picture of himself attached. This year the IRS sent a picture of Jack Bauer alongside the collection notice, Chuck Norris now pays his taxes.

http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews...s/whoopass.jpg

Oh, and btw, just so you know, according to the can whoop-ass is a dish (or energy drink) best "Served Chilled" :y::cool:

Why would I whoop ass if I were chillin'?

You could be chillin' playing a video game or PC game and still whoop-ass...RIGHT?:naughty:

Guess so. :shifty:

This thread doesn't have enough Jack Bauer in it.

Well now it has too fucking much. Way to go.

there can neve be too much Jack Bauer

This is how much we have: |-|
This is how much is acceptable: ||

Dont make Chuck Norris come in here.