Funniest Moments in Wrestling
 

I know this has been done before but after seeing the shawn michaels super kick everyone thing i wanted to see some more funny stuff. Kevin Nash has been pretty hilarious as of late.

what are some of the funniest things you remember in wrestling

I remember when Paul Heyman took over for King and Steve Blackmen and grandmaster sexay were rapping and he said "we gonna go out in the box and gonna get funky like a pair of old sox then we gonna eat some bagels and lox" and steve blackman got angry and said "I don't like bagels!"

Then Heyman said "that's why I don't like steve blackman, how can a man not like bagels?"

also please include Christian quotes.

Just watching the Eddie Guerrero DVD again, the Benoit/Guerrero match for the US title was pretty hilarious.

As was the The Rock and him meeting the NWO [Hall/Nash/Hogan] and taking the Michael out of them.

The Crash Holly 24/7 thing was pretty ROFL at times.

Every time I see a pic of Kurt Angle in a sombraro I lol.

Shockmaster.

The first time The Rock did his Triple H impression. I remember tears in my eyes. The Austin/McMahon/Kurt show. Steph walking in on Trips and Trish. McMahon standing in the ring with a walking stick shouting 'shut up when Im talking'.

But the daddy has to be, Austin attacking McMahon in the hospital. Simply hilarious. 'I'll take it from here nurse'.

Actually the build-up to that was funny as well, McMahon was great in those days. 'Please leave Mick. DAMMIT LEAVE! And take all this crap with you!'

I had totally lost that from my memory but that was GOLD. Freakin' hilarious.

Christians commentary and impersonation of Ultimate Warrior on the Warrior DVD. The snort is dead on and incredibly funny.

LOL, yeah, that was great.

Also (not sure if it was the same promo) when Rock was doing a run down of the Armageddon Hell in a Cell mocking each of them. Especially Rikishi.

Rock (In a really monotone voice): I. DID. IT. FOR. THE. ROCK.

youtube video of the rock HHH impression?

edit: nvm i think i found it

Okay, unless that has to do with the Booker/Goldust promos, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaking of which, the Goldust/Booker storyline was pretty good.

But the best has to be the Booker/Austin skits, especially the supermarket.

"Price check on the jackass!"

I honestly don't remember that. :-\

Val Venus "And they call you the Big Show, hehehe."

A lot of GTV segments were good.

Unfortunately, they're escaping me at the moment.

When Rock would pick on Kevin Kelly was pretty funny too.

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I give you The Hardest Hardcore Champion of all time.......

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"I'm so hardcore I eat stale donuts!"

The other Rock moment had to be where he took the piss out of Perry Saturn and his crooked eye, that one had me giggling for ages

But i guess theres millions of Rock promo's, its just hard to determine which ones were awesome

lol I have his hardcore match with Meng at Halloween Havoc 1999.

The Rock and Chris Jericho's dueling promo

# "Listen, you go take care of Triple H. Kick the snot out of his never ending nose, come back here, and we'll all have cake!" -Edge

# "Cake rocks the body that rocks the party." -Christian on cake


# "It's the home of the ROCHESTER...well I don't know what team plays here, or what sport they play, but I'm sure they're pretty good." -Christian on Rochester

# "...or in this town's case, for the benefit of those with teeth!" -Edge on Rochester.

"Kurt, relax, relax - we'll go to Mick, we'll tell him how good his book (Christmas Chaos) is, even though it reeks, we'll give him some cotton candy, and we'll have him eating out of the palm of our hands...and I mean literally." -Christian

these segments were on an episode of Heat when Malenko was Light Heavyweight Champion. Edge and Christian were Tag Champs and wanted to go for more gold so Christian decides to go for the light heavyweight title. Only problem was that Foley (who was commish) said that he had 1 hour to lose a pound to make the time limit. Edhe has Christian running up and down stairs and then doing jumping jacks in Kurt Angle's chicken suit. Christian ended up shedding the pound but by the time he fought Malenko he was exhausted and the match ended in DQ.

E & C were funny as hell.

Mick Foley telling The Rock "it doesn't matter how you feel" and then running around the ring chanting his own name was great.

The Kurt Angle milk truck thing was the funniest thing I've seen in wrestling period.

I've seen nobody mention Ultimate Warrior slipping on his cape at WM 20. At summerslam Kane tried to Jump off the rope onto RVD and slipped off the rope... got back up and missed. That was when Kane just took his mask off and was beefing with RVD....Summerslam 04 I believe it was.. First Monday Night Raw Roulette. Eddie vs RVD ladder match. Some Canadian fan pushed Eddies ladder down. Eddie was punching him and security got the fan. These are all bloopers you could look it up on limewire and youtube.....these were halarious

I don't remember this one but it's still :rofl:

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At Vengeance 2006

Edge - This Canadian is taking back what's righfully mine (WWE Title). And me and Lita, we're gonna have one of our live sex celebrations. Just like you people have, except... we're not brother and sister!

The first time The Rock imitated HHH was during a hilarious rant directed at how the McMahon-Helmsley Faction (aka "D-X") was going to have another "D-X Night".

A portion of it found its way on to Youtube once, but of course got removed.

"Tonight-uhhhh.... I am the Game-uhhh.... and I'm going to be talking-uhhh....for the next twenty minutes-uhhhh....about absolutely nothing-uhhhhh..."

The best part of any Rock promo was when he'd pause to listen to the crowd. No matter where he was, no matter what he was doing, he'd pause and listen to the Rocky chants. Always awsome.

The episode of Sunday Night Heat that had Kaientai as special guests and had them wreaking havoc at WWF New York with being evil and fighting other ninjas.

I so want that episode. Or at least the Kaientai parts.

Yeah, but then Triple H just goes, "Rock, I passed an old lady on the way to the arena she said she wants her jacket back." and I thought that was ten times funnier hahah. He was wearing a leopard skin blazer.