Dead Wrestler ROYAL RUMBLE
 

Rules are short and simple. One elimination per poster. Eliminations will go in the order that they are posted. The last remaining dead wrestler wins the Dead Wrestler ROYAL RUMBLE. Entrants are decided by me. If i miss someone, tuff shit. They're dead.

( I make the last pick when it gets down to the final 2. )


Dead Wrestler ROYAL RUMBLE Entrants:

Crash Holly
Road Warrior Hawk
Fred Blassie
Miss Elizabeth
Stu Hart
Curt Hennig
Big Boss Man
Eddy Guerrero
Chris Candino
Earthquake
Bam Bam Bigelow
Adrian Adonis
Andre The Giant
Dirty Dick Barkley
British Bulldog
Brian Pillman
Rick Rude
Big John Studd
Lou Thesz
Kerry Von Erich ( accompanied by David, Fritz, Mike and Chris )
The Wall
Yokozuna
Dino Bravo
Bruiser Brody
Dick the Bruiser
Air Owen Hart
Junkyard Dog

Miss Elizabeth

*** Upset ***

Curt Hennig

Eddie Guerrero hears there's a sale on painkillers and eliminates himself

Crash Holly somehow finds the Hardcore Championship (which is also dead) and tries to use it as a weapon, but trips over his shoelaces and falls out of the ring. The other dead competitors still sell the belt shot as though he never tripped...

Owen Hart walks over the top rope and eliminates himself.

The Undertaker comes to the ring and admonishes the ghosts in the ring saying 'I am the only dead wrestler on the roster, you flying monkeys!'

The British Bulldog takes offence to this claiming, 'I am not a bloody monkey, I'm a bulldog!'

On this announcement, a group of 3 monkeys exit the Bulldogs anus, leaving him prone on the ropes, the Undertaker then pulls the Bulldog out.

The Monkey's then have a clear ring, due to the other participants fears, and perform the 'Too Cool' dance for 1 hour and 34 minutes before succumbing to the heat of the lights.

brian pillman sees that Eddie is stealing all the painkillers and chases after him, thus eliminating himself

invalid

dammit X zero i was hoping for a Hart vs Hart finals

Dino Bravo and Adrian Adonis jump over the rope, hops into cars and play demolition dervy. both are eliminated

andre the giant slips over the top ropes because he slips in his own saliva after drooling for 20 minutes at the hot dog the kid weaing a hulk hogan T-shirt sitting in the front row is eating

Rick Rude

So apparently there's a dead little kid from the late 80's watching this thing? Damn.... Guess he should have ate more vitamins and said more prayers.
:nono: Poor, poor hot dog eating little fat kid... :nono:

Pillman shoots Dino Bravo in the head on the outside, JYD jumps the top rope to fuck the bullet hole

yokozuna

LEx Luger hops in the ring and chases Miss Elizabeth around with a knife. Liz jumps over the rope.

They all just kill and fuck eachother, then do a broadway musical number from Rent and the crowd chants This is AWESOME!!!

Bam Bam Bigelow keeps saying "too soon" whilst shaking his head and just walks out.

( p.s. I'm making a captioned royal rumble when/if this is finished. Pictures and witty lines from RP. You know you want it. )

Big Show's dad flies in, surfing in on his own casket Silver Surfer style and flies straight toward Bossman. Bossman catches it out of the corner of his eye, ducks out of the way just in time, and Big Show's dad slams into Dick the Bruiser instead, knocking him from the ring.

Big Show's dad looks distressed outside the ring, but then quickly throws open the casket and pulls out Boss Man's nightstick (which is also dead...) SWERVE!!! Big Show's dad tosses the nightstick to Bossman. It was all a setup!

Cancer jumps in the ring and clotheslines Earthquake over the top rope