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Kennedy: ... And then the beavers stole my pants... http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/7.jpg Pardon me, good sir, you dropped your spleen! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/31.jpg Finlay makes the Boogeyman eat a different kind of worm. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/30.jpg JR: BAHGAWDPOWERBOMB ON THE TOUPEE!! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg Batista gears up to make Mr. Kennedy humble, old country way. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/27.jpg Kennedy unleashes the "write on your opponent" attack. |
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Matt: INVISIBLE FLOATING CHAIR! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/4.jpg And so begins the metamorphism of Batista into John Cena. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/30.jpg Boogeyman finds his long-lost hair piece. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg WWE's crack team of TNA-watchers. JBL: Zzzzz Cole: Who the hell does Tenay think he is? http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg Batista: I'M ABOUT TO GO IRON SHEIK ON YOUR ASS! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/27.jpg Batista: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is "Nipple Clamp Ladder Match". http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/26.jpg Daivari: VVVVIINOOOO!!! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/2.jpg After Steroids were banned, Kane was clearly the most noticeably affected. |
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Gregory Helms: I should've used Preparation H. :$ http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/4.jpg (In response to an earlier caption) Here we see Mr. Kennedy biting Batista for trying to become John Cena. ( :shifty: ) http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg WWE: the cure for insomnia http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg *insert gay joke here* http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/27.jpg Lita botches Kennedy giving Batista a Titty Twister. :shifty: |
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London: Dude, Brian stop grabbing my ass I'm trying to get laid here Kendrick: Me too :naughty: London: :wtf: |
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Cole: How is that the greatest BIZZARE night in the history of our sport? JBL: This is a sport? http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg Kennedy regrets putting his Batista Love Doll on 'Animal' setting http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/26.jpg Diavari was caught thinking of the good times...when he was on Raw. |
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Boggyman: MARIA!!! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg JBL: Is that a Vagina or a goatee? Cole: Thats Lita botching scrambled porn... http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg Wild and Crazy Guy! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/2.jpg Miz: Is it weird that it feels good!? http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/14.jpg Mankind 2.0 http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/1.jpg LB: Who wants to pet the midgit? Boogy: Im commin to get you! |
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/9.jpg "Oh no! I'm out of webbing!" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/8.jpg "I've had enough of this hazing. Whoever stole my pants, get down here now! " http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/6.jpg "Now will you switch your Insurance to Geico?" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/5.jpg Ref: Okay, settle down. Batista, you are not the Rock. Kennedy, you will need to shave your head, get a DUI, and push your wife down a flight of stairs before you'll be even close to Austin. Now sit down or I'm turning this ring around! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/4.jpg Batista doesn't taste like chicken. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/31.jpg Finlay's new submission, the "Submit and Molest," or S&M. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/30.jpg "Who brought the Tribble?" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/3.jpg Batista may have retained the title, but he lost his testicles by DQ. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg "Buy WWE stock? What kind of idiot do you think I am?" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg "Think happy thoughts, Ken..." http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/27.jpg Kennedy: Whoop. Stray hair. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/26.jpg "I am not a crook." http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/23.jpg Daivari, not happy just to be the first man to give birth, becomes the first man to give birth standing up. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/22.jpg Undertaker's new "Thumbsucker" gimmick was off to a good start. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/21.jpg Moves Lita tought me #2: the Chokeslam. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/2.jpg "Hoo...Rah?" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/19.jpg Undertaker: Dance, my puppet... http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/15.jpg The Miz wins over the smarks by nailing an impressive huricanrana into the announce table. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/14.jpg "Find the L...Find the L...THIS ONE'S LEFT!" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/13.jpg Fonzy learned never to hang out with RVD before a match. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/12.jpg "So why'd you call your finisher the "circle jerk?" " |
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*Finlay clutches to Boogeyman* Boogeyman: What the hell man!? Finlay: I just saw the worst thing to ever crawl the earth. Boogeyman: What, me? Finlay: No, Chyna's clit. Boogeyman: ...Hold me. |
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One WSX fan tuned in at this very moment and though "HOLY SHIT! THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!" When the table didn't explode, causing a 3.5 earthquake on the Richter Scale, he vowed never to watch WWE again. |
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JBL: I don't think watching "Heroes" on the company's time is a smart idea. Cole: Would you rather call the match? |
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Rhino's newest prank, the Shrink Ray, didn't work as expected. |
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"Didn't they ever tell you to 'Avoid the Noid'?" |
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It would seem as if X-Pac has taken up living in Sean O'Haires cage http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/8.jpg KK: You know what I really hate,Guys in blue shirts...Theres one behind me isn't there http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/5.jpg Ref: HIIIIII GUYZ http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/4.jpg KK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Batista: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/7.jpg MacBeth WWE style http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/6.jpg Ref: Alright Helms, there's a bee on your crotch. Just hold still. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/31.jpg Finlay: RED ROCKET http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/30.jpg A Shaven cousin it slams Finlay on top of mini it http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/3.jpg Ref: Muscles Batista: Crotch KK: Feet http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg JBL: Easy to assemble my ass http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg Batista: SUUUUURPRIIIIISE Ref: Buttsecks? http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/27.jpg KK: Got your steriod induced pimple Batista: Hahahehe http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/26.jpg Daivari thinking to himself while looking at a chick in the crowd: Man, I'd hit that like my 12 wives when they don't cook me dinner http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/22.jpg Taker: Whoa, RVD was right, this is some trippy shit http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/21.jpg Matt Hardy shows off his invisible Surfboard on his invisible waves http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/19.jpg They did the monster mash http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/17.jpg The devistating Teabag Piledriver http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/18.jpg Here we see the end result of the Teabag Piledriver |
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For the return of the SD captions, Matt Hardy decided to put on his best 'Tarzan leap' pose. Unbeknownst to Matt, 5 years ago he did the exact same thing. Except back then, his girlfriend hadn't fucked Edge. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/8.jpg I'm telling you right here, right now. I AM NOT THE THIRD HOLLY BROTHER............brother. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/7.jpg Vince, i had my two front teeth pulled out for you. For this! For this gimmick! You've injured me. How can I even eat the worms as you ask without my front teeth. I hate you. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/6.jpg Patrick - Guys, there's no point in really putting on any form of an act. No-ones watching. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/5.jpg Ref - Now, Dave - I can just about feel what you had to lunch. Rey Mysterio I think. Ken, you had burritos. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/4.jpg The referee realised that they didn't call him the 'Animal' for nothing, as Dancing Dave let rip with one of the foulest smelling eminations in the history of Smackdown. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/31.jpg As the ref tried to kill the worms investing the ring, Boogen was happily receiving the fine breast milks of Finlay. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/30.jpg Boogen shocked everyone by coughing a furball into the path of his new finisher. The Pussy Plunge was to take the WWE by storm. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/3.jpg Dave Batista was sure his penis was that long this morning. Before the latest round of injections that enabled him to 'train longer'. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg JBL was stumped at 5 across. 'A waste of space and TV time that nobody watches - 3 letters.' He asked of Michael Cole. 'ECW', said Cole with a raised brow, realising that the truth about his feelings for his co-commentator would not be outed on this occasion. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg Batista called Krystal Kane and requested the 'Orbital Interceptor' weapons system. As the beam from Skyvault descended, Batista was man and machine - POWER EXTREME! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/27.jpg Kennedy - 'Leave me alone, you're mean!' Batista - 'Give me a hug Ken, all this manliness is advancing my need for affection' Kennedy - 'No, leave me alone, you hurt me.' http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/26.jpg Daivari chuckled to himself - 'I wonder where Muhammed Hussan is these days?', while picturing him rotting in a prison somewhere. Before the thought was even over, a shout from the audience of 'Alleh Akhbar' followed by several explosions and calls of 'Daivari killed my push!' had answered the question definitively. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/23.jpg Daivari, moments earlier, prepared in the ring. 'This is my big chance', he told himself. 'I must perform on the highest level'. His will however, was shattered when he realised that he was participating in a match against Sugar Greg Helms. 'Shit', he shouted aloud. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/22.jpg The new SD segment - 'The Deadman's exposé' started off terribly. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/20.jpg As the boo's and jeers increased, Undertaker replaced his clothes before announcing, 'You ain't seeing none of this tonight boys!' http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/2.jpg Miz, host of the new 'Deadmans exposé' segment, was heartbroken at the response the crowd gave. He gave out, and rolled around on the floor crying out, 'I am not Poochy'. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/19.jpg Undertaker, in attempt to retake some respectability from the segment, decided to fire imaginary arrows at Miz. They cut deep and injured the poor host, leaving hm convulsing (and rapping) simultaneously. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/18.jpg Miz had reached the low point of lying on his back and urinating. Creating a sort of 'fountain' effect. Undertaker, feeling a bit parched, decided to have a drink and enjoyed it so much that he insisted on squeezing every last drop out of his willing colleague. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/17.jpg Miz, now suffering from dehydration, asked Undertaker if he could return the favour. Taker duly oblidged, even lifting Miz into the correct 'sipping' position. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/15.jpg Worse was to come for Miz, unfortunately he didn't realise that Undertakers urine wasn't free, and couldn't produce the $332 that he owed the Deadman. Taker, in a furious rage, decided to regurigate his lunch on Miz's 'bread basket' area. Unfortunately, as Takers lunch had included several jobbers and the remains of the Giant Gonzalez - it threw Miz into a fiery death at the hands of an unmanned announce table. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/14.jpg Joey Mecury debuted his new gimmick - Mankind meets John Cena - 'You can't see ... these scars!' http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/13.jpg Grease was the word for Sunny, who returned, 300 pounds lighter and with another couple of no-hopers that would get a tag title run. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/12.jpg The new lifesize Ashley Navarro robot debuted on SD, with its amazing ability to freeze individuals in time. Kendrick and London ended up reemerging 3 years later, still tag champions. Then again, had they not been frozen, they still wouldn't have had a decent push. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/11.jpg In a shocking twist, IRS 2007 made his SD debut taking on 'Bowling Glove Boy'. He didn't endear himself to the crowd on his way to the ring when announcing 'you should pay more taxes, to pay for the war you started. And by the way, you have pay to be let out of the arena'. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/10.jpg Nick Patrick checked out the new IRS intently, even noticing that it wasn't a t-shirt that he was wearing, but he was a 'half-albino'. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/1.jpg[/QUOTE] Next week on Smackdown:- See a talentless man without front teeth and who eats worms on TV try and insert a rope up the anus of a midget dressed as an Irishman. Compelling stuff eh! |
Is COTM the month gonna return? :y: :D
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/7.jpg This is what the ratings of current WWE programming are. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg JBL: CHRISTIAN! Christian is returning! AND HERE COMES DOUBLE J! ITS THE 90's ALL OVER AGAIN! STING! STING IS HERE! RHYNO! GORE! GORE! UNPRETTIER! CHRISTIAN IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION! Cole: John, your not watching the right station. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/26.jpg The Great Khali is in my pants! |
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JBL: Hey Cole.....two peanuts walk into a bar...one was a salted. Cole: :roll: |
Impact rehashed mine, gimmick infringement!
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Undertaker's new gimmick as "Peter North" failed miserably when fans realized "it" was just smoke and mirrors. |
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Kennedy: <font size=5>PENIS!</font> |
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Glad to see the captions back :)
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The Undertaker's new Samurai gimmick, shown above, demonstrates the ritual suicide he will commit if he loses at Wrestlemania. |
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"Cole, why did you left Big Show get ina quickie on the table?" "You try saying no to a 7' tall man with a hardon!" |
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