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Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! This is going to be an EXTREME game of Connect Four! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...nitsky0213.jpg The Gene Snitsky Cabbage Patch Doll line didn't go over very well. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/sman0213.jpg They don't call Stevie Richards "Deep Throat" for nothing. |
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Monty: WILD MAN! Burke: GENERIC MMA GIMMICK! Striker: TEACHER! Kevin Thorn: VAMPIRE! All: AND WE ARE! THE ECW ROSTER! |
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Sorry Sandman, but you're not going to get over doing the robot. We reserve dancing gimmicks for fat, greased up guys in thongs. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...lykick0213.jpg Fed up with the oh so many close up shots of Bobby lashley, Holly proves just how hardcore he is by stomping on the camera. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...llyexp0213.jpg Not a caption...more of a statement. I WOULD FUCK THESE THREE ALL OVER!!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u.../girls0213.jpg And again.... |
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ECW Presents: Hardcore Hodown. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...lykick0213.jpg Lashley is deathly afraid of Spiders. Thankfully, a kind veteran like Bob Holly is always quick to help a new talent. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...lyhold0213.jpg "YOU ATE MY COOKIE!" http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...shchop0213.jpg "Let's see, I just pull the quarter from...Oops." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...hholly0213.jpg Where will you be when your diareah medicine stops working? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...wbreed0213.jpg Kane Knight suddenly regretted writing all those "ECW on Sci-Fi" Jokes when the cast of their latest original movie took over the arena. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...echoke0213.jpg "I'm beating up a white boy! I'm going to get the chair for sure!" http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u.../burke0213.jpg ECW move number 37: Extreme Reacharound. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/sabu0213.jpg Matt Striker's flight school in session. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...vdsabu0213.jpg "You...And God...Are Homos!" http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...nitsky0213.jpg Kane: The teen years. They weren't burns so much as really bad acne. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...nithit0213.jpg Austin's really let himself go. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...nkvise0213.jpg "I know Kung Fu!" "Jiu Jitsu" "Whatever." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...nkkick0213.jpg Superman: The awkward years. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/knox0213.jpg Undertaker arrives in ECW to make sure Punk pays his dues. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/punk0213.jpg "You can see me on Heroes Mondays at nine!" (Please tell me I'm not the only one...) http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...eedwin0213.jpg The New Breed delivers the most devastating move in Sports Entertainment... ...The WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE....PERIOD! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...marcus0213.jpg WWE demonstrating the new "Big head" cheat stolen from NBA Jam. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/sman0213.jpg Ken Kennedy nearly died from the odor of jobbers in the arena ( YEah, I know it's not Ken...Work with me...) http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...andman0213.jpg Never take Fire Marshall Bill's hat. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u.../kelly0213.jpg The new Extreme Tag Team, the "Scissor Sisters." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...llyexp0213.jpg http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...ashwin0213.jpg "Oh Shit, you're the T-1000!" |
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Holly: That camera didn't pay it's dues!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...nitsky0213.jpg Mmmmm Beefy! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/sman0213.jpg BAHGAWD ITS A SLOBBERKNOCKER!! |
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EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! HEART! By your powers combined, I am Captain Lashley! http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/6452/70574096fd0.jpg Captain Lashley, he's our hero Gonna take McMahon down to zero He's our powers magnified And he's fighting on the fan's side |
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Further proof that Bobcore sucks at everything, including "Red Rover." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...lykick0213.jpg Seconds later, Lashely's mothers back snapped. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...lyhold0213.jpg After being surgically joined at the head, Harshley was unstoppable! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...shchop0213.jpg ECW's first ever "Extreme Rochambeau" match. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...hholly0213.jpg "Here we are, face to face, a couple of Silver Spoons..." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/lash0213.jpg I didn't pass the drug test? WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS! (End cheesy 80's show plugs.) http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...wbreed0213.jpg Failed Marvel comics presents, "The Fagtastic 4." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...echoke0213.jpg Who's your Allah now BITCH! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...keslam0213.jpg Reaching a new low, RVD is forced to job in the 69. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u.../burke0213.jpg Who says you can't get a contact high. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/sabu0213.jpg Sabu somehow manages to botch a Figure Four. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...vdsabu0213.jpg Seconds after being asked by a cop which direction they were driving. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...nitsky0213.jpg Snitsky, finding a loophole in the WWF Wellness program, has begun taking radiation. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...nithit0213.jpg Snitsky as the new "Right Guard" spokesperson. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/snit0213.jpg Snitsky's new gimmick is a male cottage cheese fetish. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...nkvise0213.jpg A new basement is added to the doghouse when CM Punk is forced to job an arm wrestling match to Stephen Hawking. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...nkkick0213.jpg Legend has it, the sound of Punk's head hitting the glass ceiling registered 7.5 on the Richter Scale.... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/knox0213.jpg ....only to be outdone seconds later by the "Nad Shot Heard Round the World." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/punk0213.jpg Punk sporting the shirt he was wearing 15 years ago when he decided to join Jenny Craig...after a helicopter landed on him. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...eedwin0213.jpg Question: How does Vince decide to compete with WSX? Answer: 3 Bores and a Whore. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...marcus0213.jpg Marcus and Tommy playing JBL's favorite game, "Prison Shower." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...3/sman0213.jpg Sandman's shocking secret of Dyslexia is revealed after botching an attempt at joinining McMahon's "Kiss My Ass" club. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ariel0213.jpg Not a caption, but Jesus...if I could get my mail rerouted, I would climb between those things permanently with a snorkel. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u.../girls0213.jpg The 3 Fuckateers. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u.../layla0213.jpg Layla wins the talent portion of the contest when she successfully counts her tits. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...llyexp0213.jpg I hate her guts, but I'd still eat at the Y. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...ashwin0213.jpg The referee becomes so excited by Lashleys victory that he strokes his own black cock. |
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LASHELY: You're not the only fucktard that can work stiff! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...lykick0213.jpg Everyone has a little Captain Morgan in them. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...hholly0213.jpg LASHLEY: I quit SmackDown....for THIS?!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...wbreed0213.jpg "We are the ECW Brothers. We're goth, we're stiff, and we're colored, too." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...echoke0213.jpg BURKE: This is what you get, Hayes. SABU: Uhhh...I'm Sabu, you fucking dumbass. BURKE: Oh, um....THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, TURKAI!! SABU: *gives up* http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...vdsabu0213.jpg RVD: THERE'S our stash, Sabu. SABU: And there's the glass ceiling that we'll never be on top of again. RVD: BUT THE STASH!! I NEED SOME WEED!! SABU: GODDAMNIT, RVD, enough with the.....THAT'S WEED?! Well why didn't you say so? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...nitsky0213.jpg RING ANNOUNCER: And, coming to the ring....whoever the hell THIS guy is? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...marcus0213.jpg "I hope you like chocolate cock, FOOL!!" http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ariel0213.jpg Did I mention that I got one huge, sick-ass vampire feitish?! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u.../kelly0213.jpg Can you guess which one of these two ladies is really a guy in drag? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...llyexp0213.jpg Last resort for these three: Showing the guys how big their vaginas are. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...shhold0213.jpg LASHLEY: God, Holly, are you NOT tired of DP using gay sex jokes in these captions?! HOLLY: Hey, it's the only way he'll actually GIVE a shit about me! LASHLEY: Yeah, you have a point! You can't wrestle for shit! HOLLY: W-WH-WHAAAT?!!*grabs Lashey's balls* <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> |
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