The Great Khali
 

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the awesomeness of the Khali karate chop.

I have to give it a 10, its the deadliest chop I have ever seen.

Twelvety

Eighty-Five-Bileventy-Four.

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GWAFFTABWAAAAGAHHHHAHHATTTTATTAZ

Khali is the man as long as he doesnt win any titles and picks on jobbers with his RAWH ability.

I hope he turns face at WrestleMania. It'd be funny if he and Austin go "Longest Yard" on everybody. Austin Stunners Lashley, Umaga, Trump, Vince, Shane, Estrada and he looks at Khali, thinks better of it, and just slaps him on the chest and leaves.

eleventyone^infinity

Khali would need to chop open a beer in this segment. Or at least eat a whole can, unopened.

I'll give his promos a 10

A zimmy zam zam zubble

Only A 7.4. Any harder and we'd have more wrestling deaths.

Lets take a look out how good he could be. The Great Khali, in my opinion has the potential to be the greatest big man of all time IF they did Around The World In a Khali Minute, starring The Great Khali. 60 seconds in your left bottom corner. The clock begins. Khali stumbles apon an unsuspecting village of starving ethiopians. RAAAWWWWRRRR KHALI SMASH ETHIOPIANS! Khali chopped ethiopian bodies all over the place. Next week Khali in the congo.

His comedic potential is threw the roof.

Neighbors cat got into my house and onto my compy screen. I said شبحذجيك"
"سضعقنغand then Kahlichopped© it, and that bitch was out.

The Great Khali is the father of every person on this forum! Khali once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.

is that even a word

"I think he just shit himself." lol

Khali needs to be like Kanyon was when he was imitating DDP. Just have him randomly show up in back stage segments chopping people.

I never want to hear the words "Khali", "awesomeness", and "10" in the same sentence again.

Khali does not even resemble awesomeness, and so he does not get a 10.

I imagine it's a reference to quite possibly the greatest (British) comedy series ever...The League of Gentlemen.

Khali is the greatest wrestler of all time

easily

KHALI FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD


...the world

Idea: Some semi-serious promo going on backstage, then randomly we hear "RRRWWAAAHHAHWAWHRRARWRRR!!!!" and they pan to Khali randomly CHOPping a backstage worker. Then he looks around, all pissed off in his unique way and whatnot, and then just saunters off into the distance. Then the promo continues uneasily. :D

You guys are right, his comedic potential is enormous!

FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY


SKITTLES

BBQ Fruity Skittles no less.

Khali > Everyone and Hugh Jackman.

I bet Khali can actually crush someones head.

Featuring the following BBQ Skittles Flavors:

Mild
Medium
Hot
Fire

and

J.R.'s own "That ain't a pickle, it's a Jalapeño--MAHGAWD!" flavor.

Khali has already crushed someones head

750 someones to be exact

Not quite. Chuck Norris would kick his ass.

Chuck Norris would be anally raped by Khali...and then eaten

Hows this for a Khali scenario. Khali comes in and starts chopping the hell out of Orton and Edge and Batista and Undertaker and as he gets to HBK, he lets out this huge ROAAARRRR KHALI CHOPZORRRRRRR. Then he bends down and kisses HBK on the forehead and takes off a Giant Gonzales body suit to reveal he's now DXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WHOLY FUCK I"D MARK OUT FOR THAT WHOLE THING. I SHOULD BE ON THE WRITING TEAM!

Schfifty five.

Khali in DX could be the most amazing thing ever. Triple H , HBK and Khali as there inforcer. So many jokes. So much comedy. That would work i guarantee it. It's one of those ideas that seems really dumb, but once you saw it, it would be fucking incredible.

Heh, what's with everybody copying other people's avatars lately?

Khali is good, but he is no Boogen. Wait, there we go. Wrestlemainia 24 mainevent right there. They can start building right now. Khali v. Boogen for every title ever match.

Khali's chop EASILY is the best finisher of all time.

I was thinking the same thing, but don't you think that's probably a whole another thread IN AND OF ITSELF?

NO!